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Re: Ethnic Joke by blacksta(m): 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2010
Efemena_xy:

I have no sense of humour

Try as hard as I might, I'll never find Ethnic joke funny

One tribe claiming to berra than everyone else - how can that be funny??!!
who said u have no sense of humor - make i beat am
Re: Ethnic Joke by siapaya(m): 10:44pm On Aug 13, 2010
Lovelyyy one!!
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 10:29pm On Aug 14, 2010
Efemena_xy:

I have no sense of humour

Try as hard as I might, I'll never find Ethnic jokes funny

One tribe claiming to berra than everyone else - how can that be funny??!!
Then I'm afraid u aint got any humour @ all. You should see beyond the James and John or Doe and concentrate on d story.
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 10:35pm On Aug 14, 2010
^^ and the story is based on one tribe claiming to be better and smarter than the others!!

how can that be funny?? (not that I belong to any of those tribes mentioned)

I guess you get your kicks out of seeing all-out-war b/w ethnic groups eh??
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 12:06am On Aug 15, 2010
Neither am I any of them mentioned but then again, u get d kick from male and female bashing, right?

Maybe if the storyjoke has American, China and Mongolia, you might find it a reason to laugh?

Comot dat bone from your eyes and quit being a hypocrite cos even in the so called nite of thousand laffs and its likes, worse are said and no offense is taken.
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 12:54am On Aug 15, 2010
Sledge you know what??

This is the 1st meaningful response I've seen from you. . .

and b/cos of that - I'll grant you the last word on this issue. . .

Enough said - It Is Well!
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 12:58am On Aug 15, 2010
Just wen I wanted to slap d back of ur head, I realised twas d joke thread. Make u dey find meaniful response for room wen crase fifu plenty
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 1:05am On Aug 15, 2010
^^I knew it wouldn't last

crap talk from you (again)
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 1:08am On Aug 15, 2010
U don lost and u know.
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 1:26am On Aug 15, 2010
I no go bring myself down to argue with you

Trust me - I no wan tosh u dis night. . .
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 1:40am On Aug 15, 2010
See as u dey create unnecessary awareness for yourself.

U don too make noise.
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 1:42am On Aug 15, 2010
yeah, yeah - find someone else to roll with

na only efe your eye see?

there's plenty 'a fish 'n the nland sea. . .!!
Re: Ethnic Joke by sledge406: 1:02pm On Aug 15, 2010
Just becos a turtle can swim as is found in the sea doesn't make it a fish tongue
Re: Ethnic Joke by EfemenaXY: 1:05pm On Aug 15, 2010
Morning to you too sledge cheesy cheesy

I'm in a good mood today - okay turtle it is then. . . wink

there's plenty of turtle(s) in the nland sea - find your own tongue tongue
Re: Ethnic Joke by Peaceboi42(m): 3:31pm On Sep 21, 2012
FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Re: Ethnic Joke by Nobody: 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2012
Everyone knows it's the other way round.. Igbos are the craftiest in Nigeria..hence the joke is a little odd..
Re: Ethnic Joke by peterugoobi(m): 5:51pm On Dec 09, 2012
@danfo

you are tribalistic; why couldn't he try something else other than the igbo man. From the abundants of the heart, the mouth speaket, we could as well go our own way, let you guys stay on your own, and let see who you will tie to your back
Re: Ethnic Joke by GentleNaaz(m): 8:23am On Dec 10, 2012
Ds is just a mere refurbishmnt of similar joke dat hs lived 4 23 yrs
Re: Ethnic Joke by damen123: 11:43am On Dec 10, 2012
Very funny
Re: Ethnic Joke by nsekzy: 4:33pm On Jul 16, 2013
;Dvery fuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnny
Re: Ethnic Joke by satos: 10:29am On Jul 19, 2013
u be leaner
Re: Ethnic Joke by PerfectHeart(f): 11:16am On Aug 24, 2016
WesleyanA:
buhahahahahahhaahahah. this is hilarious  cheesy.

dis x soooo funny
Re: Ethnic Joke by bewla(m): 3:34pm On May 22, 2022
Danfo:
A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer, when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first
wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh
replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."





Pls don't allow our brothers see this

Na national issue e go be

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