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Wrong Person by ennyluv6(f): 12:32pm On Sep 18, 2008
A large woman put on a dress and asked her husband if the dress made her look different.
Her husband said, " You’re asking the wrong person, I saw you before you put it on.
Re: Wrong Person by ennyluv6(f): 12:34pm On Sep 18, 2008
A woman puts on a dress two sizes smaller than her large frame and thinking that she looked good she turned to her brother and asked, "How do I look in this dress?"
He said, "Not too bad."
Smiling ever so sweetly, she then started to prance. Realizing his mistake, the brother then said, "I said you don't look TOO bad, that doesn't mean that you don't still look bad."
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 2:51pm On Sep 18, 2008
[size=13pt]Moral of the story; Don't ask how you look in that dress. The dress won't change your looks[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by ennyluv6(f): 3:11pm On Sep 18, 2008
@Scorpium
hi Scorpion, your brain is as sharp as that of a toad
Re: Wrong Person by topeteadr(m): 3:15pm On Sep 18, 2008
Something like that. . . . Nice joke still. .
Re: Wrong Person by habiolah(m): 3:57pm On Sep 18, 2008
@ Tope
Really? undecided
Re: Wrong Person by ennyluv6(f): 4:31pm On Sep 18, 2008
@ HABIOLAH
U DONT NEED TO KNOW THE REAL THING
ITS JUST A MATTER OF IDEAS
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 4:32pm On Sep 18, 2008
ennyluv_6:

@Scorpium
hi Scorpion, your brain is as sharp as that of a toad

[size=13pt]Thank you very much. I get that usually from people who got no brain.
Two times still couldn't spell it right undecided undecided[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by ennyluv6(f): 4:56pm On Sep 18, 2008
STOP BEING SPITEFUL
CLEMCY LOVES YOUR BRAIN LIKE THAT SCORPION
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 6:17pm On Sep 18, 2008
[size=13pt]I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid, I just didn't know I was being spiteful. What's this about Clem? What are you driving at?[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by akinsadeez(m): 6:27pm On Sep 18, 2008
Ennyluv!!!! Na wao.
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 11:39am On Sep 20, 2008
[size=13pt]I wonder for that person o[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 10:51am On Sep 21, 2008
Uhm. . . Pele ohhh. . . The joke aint funny. . . sad
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 8:47am On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]I thought it was just me. undecided[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 8:49am On Sep 22, 2008
You're not alone ohhh. . .
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 2:34pm On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]Thank goodness, Gab is with me kiss kiss kiss kiss[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by clemcykul(f): 2:42pm On Sep 22, 2008
the joke sucks big time

@poster emulate sammie
Re: Wrong Person by Jeovy(m): 2:50pm On Sep 22, 2008
Never knew it was a joke.Thanks Clems for letting me know
Re: Wrong Person by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Sep 22, 2008
my pleasure
lol grin
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 4:38pm On Sep 22, 2008
[size=13pt]You people no be am at all grin grin grin[/size]
Re: Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 1:30am On Sep 23, 2008
Hey, dont be mean to Enny ohhh. . . angry
Re: Wrong Person by MrInfo1(m): 10:16pm On Sep 23, 2008
clemcykul:

my pleasure


u get pleasure undecided
Re: Wrong Person by dreday(m): 1:12am On Sep 24, 2008
Mistake!!!!!!!!!
Na pressure
Re: Wrong Person by MrInfo1(m): 1:28am On Sep 24, 2008
U're Correctness   grin
Re: Wrong Person by clemcykul(f): 4:16pm On Sep 24, 2008
saiding it again grin
Re: Wrong Person by MrInfo1(m): 10:38pm On Sep 24, 2008
Am Correctable undecided
Re: Wrong Person by clemcykul(f): 10:41am On Sep 25, 2008
enemy of joy.

wicked thing
Re: Wrong Person by MrInfo1(m): 11:26am On Sep 25, 2008
Enemy of pleasure
Re: Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 11:27am On Sep 25, 2008
Re: Wrong Person by MrInfo1(m): 11:46am On Sep 25, 2008
undecided
Re: Wrong Person by Scopium: 3:28pm On Sep 25, 2008
cool
Re: Wrong Person by bastrin(f): 10:31pm On Sep 25, 2008
angry angry
grin grin
angry angry

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