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You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 11:44am On Nov 21, 2008 |
One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet president out of the river. After cleaning up he said, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States today, You deserve a reward." You name it, I'll give it to you." The first boy said, "Please, I'd like a ticket to Disneyland!" "I'll personally hand it to you," said Bush. "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos," the second boy said. "I'll buy them myself and give them to you," said Bush. "And I'd like a wheelchair with a stereo in it," said the third boy. "I'll personally , wait a second, son, you're not handicapped!" "No, but I will be when my father finds out whom I saved from drowning." |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 11:49am On Nov 21, 2008 |
lubbish i wuv dat man |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 11:52am On Nov 21, 2008 |
and who is lubbish |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 11:54am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Lubbish be lomade |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 11:58am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Gab is ur mouth sour again ow dare u call me lubbish huh |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 11:58am On Nov 21, 2008 |
Are you Lomade or Romade? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:00pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
romade answer my question |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:02pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
no i dont want to |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 12:06pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
sexy dear, when a man can't pronounce d consonant R he makes it L was referin to d 3rd boy's fada who would av wanted Bush left for death |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:07pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Oh really? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:08pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
hiss |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by romsky: 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
so Gab i await ur apology Ibukun who collected ur cotonou bread? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
romade:ok |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:11pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
romade:tani ibukun? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:12pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
wetin I do now |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:15pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
qeustionaire |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:16pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Do you have asperger syndrome? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:16pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
hi daddy |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:17pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Hey baby! |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:20pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
sexyLeamon: how are you sexy Lil thing |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
gabrywyl: sorry but i never brush already |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
you people should be in school, haba |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:22pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
gabrywyl:did you have a sex change operation? studio43:good just a little hungry |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:23pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
studio43: Brush? Your blabla hair abi? ibkaye: Its night time hia. Whats there to school about? sexyLeamon: Yes |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:24pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
wetin I do now? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Nobody: 12:25pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
hiss |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by studio43(m): 12:25pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
sexyLeamon: well, i have 2 cans of HYPE ENERGY DRINK AND A CAKE ON MY TABLE, CUM LETS SHARE ibkaye: see this pretty face o, chai |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by Gabry(f): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
ibkaye: U become a cat now abi? |
Re: You've Saved The Wrong Person by sexyLeamon(f): 12:27pm On Nov 21, 2008 |
gabrywyl:good that add up the guys ibkaye:go and sleep |
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