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EARLESS GABRYWYL by ennyluv6(f): 12:55pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Gabrywyl was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Gabrywyl decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business called Zain Communications. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy (Tope teadr) was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. At the end of the interview, Gabrywyl asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" And Tope answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." gabrywyl got very angry and threw him out. The second interview was with a woman (Romade), and she was even better than the first guy. He asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" and she replied: "Well, you have no ears." Gabrywyl again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man (Sam Milla) who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Gabrywyl was anxious, but went ahead and asked Sam Milla the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, Sam MIlla answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Gabrywyl was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man. How in the world did you know that?" Sam Milla fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!" |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by ennyluv6(f): 3:06pm On Sep 19, 2008 |
hmmmmm |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by MrInfo1(m): 3:29pm On Sep 19, 2008 |
Gabrywyl a he another mutant on the loss |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by ennyluv6(f): 3:32pm On Sep 19, 2008 |
@infobaba which one now |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Jeovy(m): 3:39pm On Sep 19, 2008 |
Nice one enny |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by MrInfo1(m): 3:47pm On Sep 19, 2008 |
Gab na a she not he |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 2:11am On Sep 20, 2008 |
I be He and She ohhh. . . Havent you heard? |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by showbobo(m): 12:36am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by MrInfo1(m): 5:06am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Am not surprised |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 10:47am On Sep 21, 2008 |
Cause he be confuse soul. . . Pele ohhh. . . |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by SamMilla1(m): 11:25am On Sep 21, 2008 |
ennyluv_6: always the smart dude. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by showbobo(m): 12:23pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
gabrywyl:You mean Infomama,huh |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by MrInfo1(m): 2:17pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
infomama huh |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by tammyswits(f): 2:34pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Gaby the celeb, every topic is about him, oops her! COMING SOON, _ THE GAB MAGAZINE! |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by jmkbond(f): 2:42pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
@ennyluv,wen did gabby bcm a male.wonders shall never end |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Arcani: 3:27pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
I wondrous o, whether she don become he. Abeg check sexes before posting to avoid embarrassment. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 3:42pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
I b male and female. Havent you heard? |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Arcani: 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Emm, no vex o, do you have the two thing? |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 3:48pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
yes |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Arcani: 3:52pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
So you use to do that thing by yourself eh? |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 3:58pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Which thing nne? |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Arcani: 4:01pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
That thing that husband and wife use to do. Emmmmmm I cannot say it. , Emmmm F***K |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 4:03pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
Ohhh I seee. . . . You mean da bla bla bla activity. Heheheh! ;DTo be honest, I only use both to pee pee and wee weee. . . No bla bla bla business for moi. I am still a minor. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by manickal(m): 4:24pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
he he he. which minor. u are e field major in the act of bla bla bla. didnt u graduate form clems bla bla bla skul with honours. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 4:26pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
bla bla bla? Since when Lai Lai ohhhh. . . . . . I only major at fartology thats all sha. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by mykali(m): 6:11pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
manickal was speaking the truth. u major in both courses. bla bla blalogy. and fartology. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by MrInfo1(m): 10:36pm On Sep 21, 2008 |
With a B.S.C in confuseology |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 1:12am On Sep 22, 2008 |
LIARRRRRRRRRRRRR ohhh. . . . . Show me your evidence. |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Jeovy(m): 6:18am On Sep 22, 2008 |
infobaba: So true |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by clemcykul(f): 8:07am On Sep 22, 2008 |
lol |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by Gabry(f): 9:43am On Sep 22, 2008 |
hmm! |
Re: EARLESS GABRYWYL by clemcykul(f): 10:20am On Sep 22, 2008 |
now am convinced u need a break |
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