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Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 10:35am On Nov 06, 2008
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Gaby: Any part under a car's hood. disease: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Gaby: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. disease: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Gaby: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. disease: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n Gaby: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger." disease: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n Gaby: A desire to get married and raise a family. disease: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Gaby: A good movie, concert, play or book. disease: Anything that can be done while drinking

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. Gaby: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. disease: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Gaby: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. disease: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n Gaby: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. disease: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min

cool cool grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by romsky: 10:39am On Nov 06, 2008
hmmm
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 10:45am On Nov 06, 2008
hmn tongue
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Nov 06, 2008
Dani, do you want to get banned by the Lord for posting my name? embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by disease(m): 1:13pm On Nov 06, 2008
@dani1luv
U like me well well o! grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by DamiD: 1:22pm On Nov 06, 2008
Dani, when is this going to the publishers' House
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 2:28pm On Nov 06, 2008
undecided
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 3:20pm On Nov 06, 2008
Dami D:

Dani, when is this going to the publishers' House
c whoz talkin shocked

gabrywyl:

Dani, do you want to get banned by the Lord for posting my name? embarassed lipsrsealed
hehehehe

@ disease
u nor knw i like yhu wel wel grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by DamiD: 4:36pm On Nov 06, 2008
dani1luv:

c whoz talkin shocked

Is it a bad question?
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by tytylayor: 6:02pm On Nov 06, 2008
d question is complicated undecided lipsrsealed

no more gabry's joke here

order from above lipsrsealed
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 6:38pm On Nov 06, 2008
ohh i 4gt lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by BossTtdiamonds(m): 6:51pm On Nov 06, 2008
Now u remember. . .
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 6:56pm On Nov 06, 2008
stil dnt get it tongue
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Arcani: 8:18pm On Nov 06, 2008
Ko ye mi
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 1:50am On Nov 07, 2008
Acani, What does ko ye mi means?
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dyabman(m): 3:21am On Nov 07, 2008
gabrywyl:

Acani, What does [b]ko ye m[/b]i means?

simply means ur stupid kiss
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 6:26am On Nov 07, 2008
Why she go and call him that?
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by tytylayor: 9:53am On Nov 07, 2008
remember his username (dyabman) grin, so no mind him yeye kiss

@ko ye mi

its simply "i dnt understand"
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by sylve11: 11:01am On Nov 07, 2008
gabrywyl:

Why she go and call him that?

i no know ooH!
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 11:08am On Nov 07, 2008
tytylayor:

remember his username (dyabman) grin, so no mind him yeye kiss

@ko ye mi

its simply "i dnt understand"

Thanks hun.
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Tgirl4real(f): 11:09am On Nov 07, 2008
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by sylve11: 11:12am On Nov 07, 2008
gabrywyl:

Thanks hun.

you are welcome pwetty grin

Tgirl4real:

dan1luv,


where are you?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.128.html

you no see am sey i carry him 4 my back. Cry cry dani grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 11:28am On Nov 07, 2008
Stan. . . . sad
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by sylve11: 11:30am On Nov 07, 2008
yes pwetty
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dyabman(m): 4:33am On Nov 08, 2008
tytylayor:

remember his username (dyabman) grin, so no mind him yeye kiss

@ko ye mi

its simply "i dnt understand"

bebeto!
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Jeovy(m): 8:20am On Nov 08, 2008
abeg,someone,anyone explain this to me in english
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dyabman(m): 11:07am On Nov 08, 2008
explain what!
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by dani1luv: 11:37am On Nov 08, 2008
try again!! l8tr!!! grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Arcani: 3:32pm On Nov 09, 2008
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 3:33pm On Nov 09, 2008
ahahahahah! I can imagine all of your confuse face from this angle. Each of you reminded me of one type of animal each. grin
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Arcani: 3:49pm On Nov 09, 2008
And so what animal did I remind you of
Re: Gabrywyl's And Disease Definitions by Gabry(f): 3:50pm On Nov 09, 2008
A unicorn kiss

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