[b]A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? "
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"To your wife"[/b]

lol crazy. . . .da barber must have had a heart attack

Could that have been the hours he had been spending with the barber's wife?I cant stop laughing.Hnmm dont come around to ask me how long would I be staying in the office, because I know you must be up to something.Dude I'm off to my house!!!

nice one

@ thiscounts - Dont u trust your spouse again

@kemisuga

Nice one , very funny

i love your jokes you are an inventor

thanks :d

@ Kemisuga

Any more, make I laugh small

@ there are other posts there for u to laugh.

But wil supply u more soonest, Let me crack my brain

I was just pulling your leg Kemi suga
Abi you dey manfacture jokes. I can see from your power dressing thats not the case.
so wetin you dey do apart from posting jokes on Nairaland lol.

kemisuga:

@ thiscounts - Dont u trust your spouse again

Kemisugar, I mean I was off to the house to show my wife this joke All's been joke, joke, joke

na waooooh

nyc one gal

Lol yawa!

@ KemiSugar

Morning

How you dey today ?

Mr Lover, I am fine, only dat no pillow to hug; Its raining seriously where I am!

@kemisuga

which one is no pillow to hug lol.


Make u take umbrella make rain no spoil your hair oh

?

I got ymail

make i see

kemisuga

^^^ ok

thanks Mrloverman

abeg help me toast Tanimz too, i need her yim

@ photosynthesis - Woman-wrapper

@kemisugar

LOL
How u know him be woman wrapper :-)

I know him too well

@kemisuga

really
wetin happen for ymessenger ?

A good lesson

Recycled. Lol. Hehehe!

I de laugh!

I de laugh!