Ruby_Pearl:

awwwwwwwwwww, that is so cool!!!


Dnt worry, I'll protect you form DZ

Na gode!

doyin13:

You are hereby indicted for misleading the general nairaland populace into believing that
you are of Yoruba stock.

How do ye plead??

What? Not GUILTY!!!

Ma je ku momsie gbo e oh! Won ni find eh funny rara rara. Infact won le commit lo ri e.

Original literary manuscripts from the Kano State History
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Ruby_Pearl:

What is that animal?

With the feathers abi na scales?

Tee hee. . . those are Pongolins. You've never seen them before?

Ay! It's time to take a trip to the north.

Ibkaye they have released you!!! Nice

I need you, Omoge has been firing me with some questions that I can't answer.

Help me out here, redeem us (yes, it's US now)

You really like him, hun?

Lol, which questions

Hehehehe, yeah I like him, as an actor though of course

Do you remember the food called pete and what's the name of the Raffia tray they use to sift the masara? The only one I remember very well is the Waina pot and that's because I used love greasing each little hole. Man I used to think that was like an important job.

Sisikill. . . .you wey dey try hook up Omoge

What you saying. . . . .Are u attached?

And no come back with any sarcastic retorts  

Oh such a purty monkey

My dear, I don't know anything about that, never been to the north, the cloest to the north I have been is my mum because she is a northerner

ibkaye:

My dear, I don't know anything about that, never been to the north, the cloest to the north I have been is my mum because she is a northerner

hehehehe. . . .So you are half-Gambari.

And yes. . .my mouth sharp. why, I be Yoruba of course

wetin be gambari

doyin13:

Sisikill. . . .you wey dey try hook up Omoge

What you saying. . . . .Are u attached?

And no come back with any sarcastic retorts  

Rotflmao! Okay, I don't know what you think of us oh but we don't marry our siblings. Cousins. . .  maybe but it's got to be like distant. . . really, really distant cousin but siblings, nah! So you see trying to hook Omoge with my brother has got nothing to do with my status, except of course you are wondering why I am not going for her myself then, I got say. . . while I'm sure Omoge will make a wonderful, wonderful Hausa Bride, I don't swing that way.

Oh wait. . . you said no sarcasm, I am sooo sorry. Gah! The darn thing just comes tumbling out

And the answer will be NO.

You know you can't hate me right?  

ibkaye:

wetin be gambari

lol. . . . priceless

You remind me of an incident in my Secondary school days.  We used to call Stammerers Scratchers(as in DJ scratcher)
and there was this particular boy who was tormented by a rabbit in his throat.

Wicked boys like us, we called him to come and scratch for our entertainment.

Poor lad came over and with herculean effort, ''Wha. . . .wha,  , wha. . . .wha . . . . .is'' massive effort, ''SCRATCHING''  

ibkaye:

My dear, I don't know anything about that, never been to the north, the cloest to the north I have been is my mum because she is a northerner

I guess I really should go hide under a blanket!! I was born in the north, I grew up in the north, I went to school in the north. I hold my parents responsible for this. . . I do!! I don't care how. . . or how but they are responsible somehow.

Sisikill:

Tee hee. . . those are Pongolins. You've never seen them before?

Ay! It's time to take a trip to the north.

Lol! I've never been to do North.

So sad to say this, but I know nothing, zip zip, about the north.

Sure, all the facts can be found on the net, but hand to hand experiment, primary experience no dey

Sisikill:

Rotflmao! Okay, I don't know what you think of us oh but we don't marry our siblings. Cousins. . .  maybe but it's got to be like distant. . . really, really distant cousin but siblings, nah! So you see trying to hook Omoge with my brother has got nothing to do with my status, except of course you are wondering why I am not going for her myself then, I got say. . . while I'm sure Omoge will make a wonderful, wonderful Hausa Bride, I don't swing that way.

Oh wait. . . you said no sarcasm, I am sooo sorry. Gah! The darn thing just comes tumbling out

And the answer will be NO.

You know you can't hate me right?  

Continue oo. . . .O nii pe run down  

Sisikill:

Rotflmao! Okay, I don't know what you think of us oh but we don't marry our siblings. Cousins. . . maybe but it's got to be like distant. . . really, really distant cousin but siblings, nah! So you see trying to hook Omoge with my brother has got nothing to do with my status, except of course you are wondering why I am not going for her myself then, I got say. . . while I'm sure Omoge will make a wonderful, wonderful Hausa Bride, I don't swing that way.

Oh wait. . . you said no sarcasm, I am sooo sorry. Gah! The darn thing just comes tumbling out

And the answer will be NO.

You know you can't hate me right?

Dnt mind Doyin,
2 days ago, he was chasing after Omoge,
yesterday, after DZ,
today, after you and creamish.

the boy get plenty time for im hand

doyin13:

lol. . . . priceless

You remind me of an incident in my Secondary school days.  We used to call Stammerers Scratchers(as in DJ scratcher)
and there was this particular boy who was tormented by a rabbit in his throat.

Wicked boys like us, we called him to come and scratch for our entertainment.

Poor lad came over and with herculean effort, ''Wha. . . .wha,  , wha. . . .wha . . . . .is'' massive effort, ''SCRATCHING''  

Rotflmao! That is soooo uncool!!

Ruby_Pearl:

Lol! I've never been to do North.

So sad to say this, but I know nothing, zip zip, about the north.

Sure, all the facts can be found on the net, but hand to hand experiment, primary experience no dey

Awwww! Don't worry we will make a northerner out of you in no time.

doyin13:

lol. . . . priceless

You remind me of an incident in my Secondary school days.  We used to call Stammerers Scratchers(as in DJ scratcher)
and there was this particular boy who was tormented by a rabbit in his throat.

Wicked boys like us, we called him to come and scratch for our entertainment.

Poor lad came over and with herculean effort, ''Wha. . . .wha,  , wha. . . .wha . . . . .is'' massive effort, ''SCRATCHING''  

whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa? seriously, huh?

Sisikill:

I guess I really should go hide under a blanket!! I was born in the north, I grew up in the north, I went to school in the north. I hold my parents responsible for this. . . I do!! I don't care how. . . or how but they are responsible somehow.

loooool it is not a bad thing o hahahahahaha

ibkaye:

whhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa? seriously, huh?

This is what we get when the bouncer at the door doesn't do his job properly

@Sisibaby.

No mind Morenike. I chase am chase am, she say no, she wants to marry Nairaland's Crusader.
Now, she won't let me attach with somebody else.

doyin13:

Continue oo. . . .O nii pe run down  

Whatdado?

Ruby_Pearl:

Dnt mind Doyin,
2 days ago, he was chasing after Omoge,
yesterday, after DZ,
today, after you and creamish.

the boy get plenty time for I'm hand

Whoa! Whoa! Did you say ^*swallows Deep. . . Deepzone?

Aaaaah! Mo yonda! Infact, I fi gbogbo jiki na yonda.

I ain't suicidal. . . shoooo

@doyin
what are u talking about jare

Who is NL crusader?

He berra be fine

@post
This one nko?

Sisikill:

Whoa! Whoa! Did you say ^*swallows Deep. . . Deepzone?

Aaaaah! Mo yonda! Infact, I fi gbogbo jiki na yonda.

I ain't suicidal. . . shoooo

lmao!

Sorry o, I dnt want to pour sand for Doyin's garri. you 2 carry on

doyin13:

This is what we get when the bouncer at the door doesn't do his job properly

@Sisibaby.

No mind Morenike. I chase am chase am, she say no, she wants to marry Nairaland's Crusader.
Now, she won't let me attach with somebody else.

Ruby_Pearl:

lmao!

Sorry o, I dnt want to pour sand for Doyin's garri. you 2 carry on

Carry on where? To an Early grave? Aah RubyRenny. . . I though you liked me. 

The only carry on that will happen here is me and my foto fosting!

Sisikill:

Carry on where? To an Early grave? Aah RubyRenny. . . I[b] though you liked me.[/b]

Of course na ^{*pats her back*} Of course.

Oya, dry the tears. Take this poison-ivy-looking leaf


Oh my!! Did I run Doyin off?

Na so e easy to Yonda. . . . .You will need to go to Yonder to yonda oo

Till then. . . .what say we hook up for some burukutu in Damaturu.  

@Ruby Pearl

Deepzone ke. . . . .That was before I found out she was a stickler for women's rights. How bloody unfashionable

A modern day Emily Pankhurst. . . . .Puhleassssse  

Eyah, doyin, pkele.

Oya, I support you and Sisi

Ruby_Pearl:

Eyah, doyin, pkele.

Oya, I support you and Sisi 

bloody enemy of progress