--Sagging boobs(Funmi's biggest worry)

Surgery dey

--Menopause

tsk tsk tsk, what do i need my ovary for again at 45 and above? duh

--Fibroid

surgery dey

--Cellulite

men dey gettam too

--Desperation to walk the aisle

thats for women with perpetual shelf syndrome. I am an independent woman who does not need a man to validate me.

--Vaginal discharge(Funmi's perpetual infection).

penile discharge dey.

well said

tope2000:

hmmm. . . .
Then i will get a sperm donor if u refuse

You don't know what kinda sperm you are getting. Whether na lunatic person, na your wahala be that oh.


Take the trusted and tested version before it is too late.

I love my gender, always reasoning with our senses.

You don't know what kind of sperm you are getting. Whether na lunatic person, na your wahala be that oh.

Is that not better for a woman than collecting your own that is filled with gay,dwarf and imbecilic genes?

I love me gender cos i don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards

Pataki:

You don't know what kind of sperm you are getting. Whether na lunatic person, na your wahala be that oh.

Take the trusted and tested version before it is too late.

I love my gender, always reasoning with our senses.

will take my chances rather than beg you

DeepZone:

thats for women with perpetual shelf syndrome. I am an independent woman who does not need a man to validate me.

Yea right.
That really explains why u have been in and out of 4 marriages.
Lil wonder u have been chasing Pataki aggressively in the last 6 months.

I love me gender because i don't have to sit down to pee, or wipe afterwards

You must be very dirty because you need to wipe and wash your hands afterwards. Even the abokis wash their privates after peeing in naija, that means they are more hygienic than you.

Yea right.
That really explains why u have been in and out of 4 marriages.
little wonder u have been chasing Pataki aggressively in the last 6 months.

You mean pataki chasing me?

I LOVE being a woman cuz of PUZZY POWER

I love being a woman cuz we have the strength to do everything a man does and better

I love being a woman cuz w/o us standing behind yall pulling the strings yall wouldnt be shit

I love being a woman cuz life springs forth from us and we get to experience the miracle of life in a way men will never experience it.

DeepZone:

You must be very dirty because you need to wipe and wash your hands afterwards. Even the abokis wash their privates after peeing in naija, that means they are more hygienic than you.

Wipe what?
Are u stupid??
Abokis wipe cos they are uncircumcised males. . . . . They have many pouches on their slinky.

Wipe what?
Are u stupid??
Abokis wipe because they are uncircumcised males. . . . . They have many pouches on their slinky.

Can you prove to us that you are circumcised?

All male christians are circumcised, idiot!!!!

All male christians are circumcised, idiot!!!!

Thats no proof my fren.

Anywayz,

I like being female because i don't have to shave every morning and i don't have hairs growing out from my nostrils.

I dont understand why dont the two of yall just get married. I see yall chasing each other around the boards like to love sick puppies?

I don't understand why don't the two of yall just get married. I see yall chasing each other around the boards like to love sick puppies?

Not in my lifetime unless he gets a job, update his hygiene by not wearing one underwear for 2 weeks and stop hanging out with pataki.

DeepZone:

I like being female because i don't have to shave every morning and i don't have hairs growing out from my nostrils.

Are u kidding me?

Women have more to shave than men.
Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms, pubic hair, and legs.
Someone like Deepzone grow facial hair which has to be shaved everyday.
DeepZone, admit it. . . . . right now, u would trade your sagging boobs for ma golden balls.

I love my gender because we're the boss, they just dnt know it.
Some women know how to bring men to their knees, while others simply dnt

Are u kidding me?

Women have more to shave than men.
Per square inch, if you calculate by way of the Western protocol that demands women shave their legs and underarms, pubic hair, and legs.
Someone like Deepzone grow facial hair which has to be shaved everyday.
DeepZone, admit it. . . . . right now, u would trade your sagging boobs for ma golden balls.

tsk tsk tsk.Those that need it wax and do not have to shave besides, I haven't seen a woman with hairs coming out her nostrils.

Golden useless balls? nah am good.

I love my gender because we're the boss, they just dnt know it.

No, they know it but just dont want to accept it because of their useless ego.

DeepZone:

Golden useless balls? nah am good.

Predictably, no woman will admit they'd trade their boobs for balls, which are smaller, easier to conceal and don't jump around when you jog.

To a man, breasts are a lot like a baby: They're nice to hold, but we're glad we don't have them 24 hours a day.
Any man who can imagine himself with breasts also envisions himself caressing them constantly and never getting anything done.
I love me gender as i don't have to worry about Aunt Flo every month.

I love me gender as i don't have to worry about Aunt Flo every month.

Aunt Flo can be taken care of if you don't desire it.

I love me gender because I don't have to worry about some female taking me to jail over rape claims or kicking me out from my house at night with cops.

Like them old prophets used to say. . . . .

. . . . . . . . Blessed be thy lord for he has not made me a woman.


All these B.s about i love ma gender. . . . . .
I am proud to be black or i am big and proud are just some strategic words used to conceal the inferiority complexes in you people.
Buncha Household utensils.

The Sly:

Like them old prophets used to say. . . . .

. . . . . . . . Blessed be thy lord for he has not made me a woman.


All these B.s about i love ma gender. . . . . .
I am proud to be black or i am big and proud are just some strategic words used to conceal the inferiority complexes in you people.
Buncha Household utensils.

Thank you so much for setting us str8.

All these B.s about i love ma gender. . . . . .
I am proud to be black or i am big and proud are just some strategic words used to conceal the inferiority complexes in you people.
Buncha Household utensils.

Some nigger is hating.

The Sly:

Like them old prophets used to say. . . . .

. . . . . . . . Blessed be thy lord for he has not made me a woman.


All these B.s about i love ma gender. . . . . .
I am proud to be black or i am big and proud are just some strategic words used to conceal the inferiority complexes in you people.
Buncha Household utensils.

Well spat bruv . . .
You'll never hear a white man saying 'I'm proud to be white'
Or will you hear Rihanna screaming 'I'm comfortable with my body'??
Nah . . . It's Oprah (2003) that screams I'm proud of my body then goes ahead to lose 50% of her weight

It is great to be a woman and also a man, both works of God so you must be grateful

Non of you males will agree with the females vice versa when it comes to 'who's better' so we are all great

abi?

DeepZone:

Aunt Flo can be taken care of if you don't desire it.

Yea right.

Remember them days dysmenorrhea used to take you to the clinic every month.
That alone is enough to tell me your gender is royally bleeped.

I love me gender because I don't have to worry about some female taking me to jail over rape claims or kicking me out from my house at night with cops.

I love me gender because men benefit from the sexual double standard(SDS).
An unfortunate situation. But I'm convinced the SDS will suffer a great blow as soon as someone invents a catchy synonym for "slut".

I love me gender because men benefit from the sexual double standard(SDS)

I love me gender because women mature mentally 10 years before the men that are their age mates.

DeepZone:

I love me gender because women mature mentally 10 years before the men that are their age mates.

Stop being a pudden head.

Women mature faster in the beginning but guys catch up later and even overtake them.
Think about all the guys in ur class you outgrew way back. . . . u now look like a midget to them.

Stop being a pudden head.

Women mature faster in the beginning but guys catch up later and even overtake them.
Think about all the guys in ur class you outgrew way back. . . . u now look like a midget to them.

Am talking about mental maturity and not sexual maturity.duh

DeepZone:

Am talking about mental maturity and not sexual maturity.duh

The funny part is, with all the mental maturity, we still have more male scientists, money movers and deff more male world leaders
Wetin una dey take this maturity do sef??