nosky4: make we see 4 Semshak na...Jtowntinz...lolz

badooooo. Nosky4boss semshak for no bad at all o but I don leave jos yesterday. We for scatter dat place

Abeg wetin nysc carry4mind D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ ask me states wey I don visit before? Even my trouser measurement D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ der too. I neva visit Borno OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo. A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ Borno be the only state wey I neva visit4naija,so na him be the only state I no tick. Hope say I neva condemn mysef to Borno and a possible PPA for Sambisa??

dozzynet:
HBD to u bro. Many more prosperous years years ahead filled with Jah's blessings.

dozzynetboss thanks ma niccur. May Jah bless u too.

Heineken: ha! Na my bank acc go pure pass. How far padi?

lol...i dey o broda. HBD 2 u bro,ds one must b celebrated shey u knw.

Marshiro: Happy Birthday Boss Heineken!!! Wishing you LLNP! Where da party@? *we must drink enough heineken today ooo*

heineken must obey today

Akerry: funny u! We dey d same category.....Team#NO DOB ERROR#

yeah .... omo my own fast ooo ,less than 15 min sef

DonCrust: @Heineken I rejoice with you on this special day not just because its your birthday but because I don't know you in person, I for beat nonsense commot for your body come pour you zobo... Have a blast bro!

baddest

DonCrust: I've been watching and reading comments for two days. By the way, I'm Ola by name and I rep Unibuja.

welcome to the house bro....what did u studied@uniabj?

Happy birthday Heineken....more 100 years to you...


Sodiqyinka God bless u

sodiqyinka: Submission of masterlists start in 5days, end in 10.
Online registration ends in 25days
Mobilization status to PCMs and CPIs in 28/29days.
Collection/printing of call up letters start in 41days, end in 43.
Orientation camps for batch C 2014 orientation exercise open in 48days.

UPDATE:

P.S: I can also tell y'all-by apealing to authority- that the random postings have been scheduled to start from the 29th day of this month(September) and incase you are planing to influence your posting, your jamb registration and the email address you use while registering on the portal will do just fine this time. In fact, your jamb registration is valuable than your mobilization number this time around. Everybody with the right contact can influence their posting with those. Do not waste your time waiting for the mobilization number for you might have been posted before getting it.
!!

I was just wondering, considering the fact that one is only sure he is going for service when he get his call-up number, how do we go working our posting when we are not even entirely sure we are going? It's like shooting blind and you know that bullet is too expensive to be shot blind.

morbid: Abeg wetin nysc carry4mind D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ ask me states wey I don visit before? Even my trouser measurement D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ der too. I neva visit Borno OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo. A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ Borno be the only state wey I neva visit4naija,so na him be the only state I no tick. Hope say I neva condemn mysef to Borno and a possible PPA for Sambisa??

Them fit say make u complete the circle by throwing u down there . #no worry jare#

nabsprada:
Simply the best!

Happy birthday heineken,Live long and prosper!

Boss Akerry,Noordean,Taiye4christ,trendiitee,Claroo,Horlawoomey,Dania30,Titiluvly and all members of dis noble house,greetings 2 u all...

Good morning dear.

@ Uniloritez in da house, I'm hearin some rumour abt our convocation dat is like dey cancelled d ceremony bcoz of ebola palava, una hear anytin?

Titiluvly: Boss Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Horlawoomey,,
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken (Our Birthday Celeb)
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet
mashiro
morbid
doncrust
nosky4
luvlyfal
NnamdiN

morning titi.

noordean: morning titi.

chairman!!! Happy2hear4rm u bruv. Na u sure pass!

kalushaiyke:
Them fit say make u complete the circle by throwing u down there . #no worry jare#

hahahahaha. I talk am say †̥ђis unguided ticking go land me4real big trouble. And I no like all dez redeployment wahala! Buh wait OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo,4dt1 D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ asked languages persn sabi speak,na hausa and igbo I tick. Dem fit post me to the west since I neva sabi yoruba. And na Osun sure pass,followed by Ondo. How u see am??

Titiluvly: Boss Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Horlawoomey,,
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken (Our Birthday Celeb)
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet
mashiro
morbid
doncrust
nosky4
luvlyfal
NnamdiN

Good morning titi dear! Chica Bonita!

Macmilla:
I was just wondering, considering the fact that one is only sure he is going for service when he get his call-up number, how do we go working our posting when we are not even entirely sure we are going? It's like shooting blind and you know that bullet is too expensive to be shot blind.

na true talk be that I no go lie u. Buh I D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ feel say †̥ђis online finz have deir own way of reducing the level of fraudulent activities,just as Computer Based Jamb Test makes it almost impossible2carry out exam malpractice.

morbid: hahahahaha. I talk am say †̥ђis unguided ticking go land me4real big trouble. And I no like all dez redeployment wahala! Buh wait OOoº°˚ ˚°ºoo,4dt1 D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ asked languages persn sabi speak,na hausa and igbo I tick. Dem fit post me to the west since I neva sabi yoruba. And na Osun sure pass,followed by Ondo. How u see am??

Hahaha...paddy from how me I see am,them go say since u sabi speak hausa then to interact with peeps for bornu no go hard you..

morbid: chairman!!! Happy2hear4rm u bruv. Na u sure pass!

my Doctor! U sure pass mi o. As 4 dat PPA enh...omo u don hamma b dat o, na 1m per month 4 sambisa forest.

Heineken: heineken must obey today

Na so bro!

sodiqyinka: Submission of masterlists start in 5days, end in 10.
Online registration ends in 25days
Mobilization status to PCMs and CPIs in 28/29days.
Collection/printing of call up letters start in 41days, end in 43.
Orientation camps for batch C 2014 orientation exercise open in 48days.

UPDATE: PCMs should start receiving their call up numbers by SMS from the first week in October provided the service fee was paid.

P.S: I can also tell y'all-by apealing to authority- that the random postings have been scheduled to start from the 29th day of this month(September) and incase you are planing to influence your posting, your jamb registration and the email address you use while registering on the portal will do just fine this time. In fact, your jamb registration is valuable than your mobilization number this time around. Everybody with the right contact can influence their posting with those. Do not waste your time waiting for the mobilization number for you might have been posted before getting it.

Cc Akerry, mimiy05, noordean, nabsprada, jennyesh, ayomax, heineken, claroo, horlawoomey, titiluvly, NnamdiN and d rest whose names i intend to mention but vividly can't remember. Its hotting up. Lets go!!

confirm!! u d best jari

kalushaiyke:
Hahaha...paddy from how me I see am,them go say since u sabi speak hausa then to interact with peeps for bornu no go hard you..

chai! Morbid,ds guy wan kill u!

Heineken: badooooo. Nosky4boss semshak for no bad at all o but I don leave jos yesterday. We for scatter dat place

Ok na

Titiluvly: Boss Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Horlawoomey,,
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken (Our Birthday Celeb)
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet
mashiro
morbid
doncrust
nosky4
luvlyfal
NnamdiN

Good morning dearie..good morning to the rest of my e-family and happy birthday brother Heineken..LLNP..
im waiting for my e-cake o

kalushaiyke:
Hahaha...paddy from how me I see am,them go say since u sabi speak hausa then to interact with peeps for bornu no go hard you..

Lwkmd4here!! I know say u D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ joke. Mk I tell u,the basic essence of establishing nysc na in furtherance of the principles and gains of federal character. I D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ speak hausa and igbo fluently. So na the west and niger delta remain,so,na either of the two.But the odds are stacked for the West. Abeg no D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ put fear4my body . There'z stil light at the end of the tunnel.

Titiluvly: Boss Akerry
Nabsprada,,
urchbarbie,.
taiye4christ,,
noordean,
ajgentle,
mr pero,
kalushaiyke,,
sojiboy,,
Dstnd,
Dminister,,
Trendiitee,
Dania30,,
Feyifahm,,
Horlawoomey,,
Lacreamzy,
Claroo,,
Sodiqyinka,
Jennyesh,
heineken,
Meeky,
,ayusco85,
Rashfat,
Niceeric,
sammyblaq.
Anugod
westinfo4040
Idboyostic
Heineken (Our Birthday Celeb)
gbemmie09
navistar
Temmytea70
chrisantus25
mimiy05
satope1
dozzynet
mashiro
morbid
doncrust
nosky4
luvlyfal
NnamdiN

mornin dear

#TeamEnugu#

Macmilla:
I was just wondering, considering the fact that one is only sure he is going for service when he get his call-up number, how do we go working our posting when we are not even entirely sure we are going? It's like shooting blind and you know that bullet is too expensive to be shot blind.

ideally,all schools r supposed 2 paste dia lists 4 us to c b4 sending them to abuja. Bt mst of our schools get weere 4 head,they du wht dey like

noordean: chai! Morbid,ds guy wan kill u!

Noo...thou shall not kill

morbid: Lwkmd4here!! I know say u D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ joke. Mk I tell u,the basic essence of establishing nysc na in furtherance of the principles and gains of federal character. I D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ speak hausa and igbo fluently. So na the west and niger delta remain,so,na either of the two.But the odds are stacked for the West. Abeg no D̶̲̥̅̊є̲̣̥y̲̅ put fear4my body . There'z stil light at the end of the tunnel.

May that light never go off....Fear not brotherly

Ok