macuwon:

ok we will see tomorrow or Next.. am at Inegbeboh school afuda. my number ermmmm is 07055 279 486 (scammers stay clear of that number)

na dis number u dey use for whatsapp? I wan give my younger sister d number o... She need english tutor

prixxy7: PPA wahala *sighs*

prixxy how far na? How was that competition or is it still on?

cutiepie01: prixxy7,i sight u!

cutiepie01, i sight u!

traecey: Pv is Paymnt voucher...u sign it bfre u r given allowee...my vp iz a God-sent...wt z ur ppa waitn for

Dis one He is a God-sent, Lets hope he remains so. We dey wait gist of him many goodness.

Samguine:
Shey mo ti di ex e-boyfriend àbí? Kò sí wàhálà. .
Ishé wàpa jàre, sùgbon Èkó ni mo wa ni sin. Ma padà lo ní òsè to n bo. Shey o ti délé?

*ahem...ahem...ahem*

@all the uncles in the house, where is Fluffy22? Has she delivered

Cleoqueen:
They have told me yet o... I guess it's when the school resumes... But I think it's biology

Hmmmn... I can only bt wonder d attention in d class on d day u ll be teaching abt d female reproductive system. Boys go dey rush go piss on dt day.

Have no fear; mannylex is here

Cutekemitola: have been asking about you ,where have you being and how was service?

u r forming caring, abi? Who did u even ask abt him? Y nt jux ask for his number so as u can contact him weneva u think u r missing him? *strolls off feeling lyk prince of Dubai*

Samguine:
Babe.my one and only Miss Photogenic . How are you? I don miss you sef. Trust you are doing good?


Following your diary btw...#AddictedToYourStories#

u too is also forming 'miss you'... Y nt jux ask for her number lyk a gentleman ll so as u can always check on her? BTW, Share d link to her stories plz.

traecey: God no gree...my ppa has 4banks....uba, ecobank, firstbank nd union bank....with atm...

Hope u ve gotten a place to call ur oyo home now?

Samguine:
Service is going just great. Can't wait for you to join. Can I hit you up on Whatsap? I could drop you my number if you don't mind.

Hmmmn... Now dis is the spirit. Thumbs up bruv

karleone: Some months before camping, a member of this wonderful thread made a statement concerning this thread after she had an ish with another member of the thread and she was like, (qoute not verbatim) "some people will be like the own this thread. Infact, when we start serving, this thread will be dead and...". Lo and behold the thread has been long gone for some erudite and lovely members of the thread dat the don't even check in to say 'HI'. Are you guys encountering network problems at your various places of primary assignment or is your phone among those stolen in our various orientation camps? Or do you want Aunty Cutiepie to call attendance...?

Hehehehe

Cutekemitola: ok dear,if you can drop it,I will add u up tomorrow

Can I drop my own too? *biggrin*

Samguine:
I am still coming to use those hands for otormokpo

Hehehehe

Skateboard:
Lmaoooo I remember I did my IT in a farm around that place. The place boring die. Very close to Lagos tho especially Ikorodu.

IT in a farm... Are u an agriculturist?

Valentinooo: now i need to meet somebody that will describe me too

I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

Ojestas: hope you wrote a letter Through.....
Through.....
Through.....
To....... Uhn ??

le wetin?? NO!! I no get tym for dt protocol...ma LGI said u cn travel buh mak sure shez nt aware...As long as I dnt miss CDS, d rest na dia wahala....Do they expect me to b counting no of ants in mai ppa while the school is still on some indefinite strike?? D break dey sweeten mai belle ooo.... Btw, how av u been? How's ur ppa?? Op e sense make??
@Samguine, since all dz yle, u mn u dnt knw av brkn up wv yhu?? Nyweiz, fnks for ur concern sweedie...ur flirting is rated 18!! Awon Ogun chicks nko?? E shaa rora

mikedimeji: K
Rationalmind himself my correct Engr wey Sabi. I meet this young humble Engr which I never dreamth of, In fact u are the least person I ever think I will meet in Lagos but that is God for u. Very good looking guy. Some people can be very good than they appear to be on a faceless forum, u are an example of such.

hmmmn... Wat a testimony. Wish someone can say somethg abt Me too. Somethg nice lyk dis sha.

cutiepie01: I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

chai see screening.. Me i'm short like small stout bottle with a very ugly set of teeths.. So are you still ready to meet me?

cutiepie01: Aww,sorry dear.U were rejected or wah?

Dis girl tk style like tori ehn... Lol *tongueout*

karleone: Some months before camping, a member of this wonderful thread made a statement concerning this thread after she had an ish with another member of the thread and she was like, (qoute not verbatim) "some people will be like the own this thread. Infact, when we start serving, this thread will be dead and...". Lo and behold the thread has been long gone for some erudite and lovely members of the thread dat the don't even check in to say 'HI'. Are you guys encountering network problems at your various places of primary assignment or is your phone among those stolen in our various orientation camps? Or do you want Aunty Cutiepie to call attendance...?

Dt reminds Me, anybody don see Darkchocolate or una nor rememba d babe?

DrPhilABd: Chai! i must confess, u na strong girl o

why did u say that? Hmmmnn, u av a dirty mund kawai!!!
Buh in order to serve mai fatherland well, dnt u fink ma fatherland too has to serve and treats me gud first?? Nothing goes for nothing ooo...
Least I fgt, I learnt smfn at mai cds today ooo....one fair nigerian oyinbo gal was chattering wv some guys, not knowing shez been on d LGI's blackbook for some times, all of a sudden, d LGI summoned her to come forward and recite d national prayer, na so dz girl skip....see lafta!! Na so I dey imagine a day when she will summon to come and recite the NYSC anthem mai camp officials had no tym to teach me.....na first class embarrassment dat 1 go be.....nyweiz sha, I don dey learn it oo to avoid such!!
Gudnyt housemates

Samguine:
08128141034.

I hope work was good today?

can I add u or mayb give d number to my younger sister?

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

no oo.. I don't think i still remember you. Introduction pls

heemah: Samguine, since all dz yle, u mn u dnt knw av brkn up wv yhu?? Nyweiz, fnks for ur concern sweedie...ur flirting is rated 18!! Awon Ogun chicks nko?? E shaa rora

Raheemah...it hasn't got to that level na. We had a very minor disagreement, which I believe shouldn't be an issue between us. Let bygones be bygones. You know, you and me, could make Nairaland jealous. Since I was expecting you in Ogun, I didn't look at any girl's face in Ogun. Buh now you aren't here, and I am still chickless

Samguine:
*yawns*

I wld ve said 'how is it ur concern dt u r now yawning, Jealousy!'... Bt den, wat is my business?

DrPhilABd: Dis girl tk style like tori ehn... Lol *tongueout*

indirectly now you dey try talk say she go sabi gbeborun well well abi pls no tell her wetin i talk o

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

Enellcy...who would forget our aunty in the early house. Glad to have u around again

Samguine:
I am still coming to use those hands for otormokpo

lol... Go use him own, na him talk. Me nor say anythg.

heemah:
why did u say that? Hmmmnn, u av a dirty mund kawai!!!
Buh in order to serve mai fatherland well, dnt u fink ma fatherland too has to serve and treats me gud first?? Nothing goes for nothing ooo...
Least I fgt, I learnt smfn at mai cds today ooo....one fair nigerian oyinbo gal was chattering wv some guys, not knowing shez been on d LGI's blackbook for some times, all of a sudden, d LGI summoned her to come forward and recite d national prayer, na so dz girl skip....see lafta!! Na so I dey imagine a day when she will summon to come and recite the NYSC anthem mai camp officials had no tym to teach me.....na first class embarrassment dat 1 go be.....nyweiz sha, I don dey learn it oo to avoid such!!
Gudnyt housemates

"Under the sun and/or in the rain"
That is my favourite part..I don't still have time to confirm if it is and or or

Goodnight sweetheart. Sleep good.