Hissexcellencie:





was even rejected. Their secretary must have typed †ђξ letter before I get there 2mao. They wanted someone(with Engr. Background) to teach them physics and intro tech simultaneously whilst not even bringing up †ђξ topic of payment.

DrPhilABd: I wld ve said 'how is it ur concern dt u r now yawning, Jealousy!'... Bt den, wat is my business?

chymar: NYSC Rivers state secretariat said they don't have light to print posting letters. Chai! Very funny country.

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

cutiepie01: I could be that person, u know.BTW,Are u tall and handsome?are u light skinned?do u av nice set of teeth?*rme*

heemah:
why did u say that? Hmmmnn, u av a dirty mund kawai!!!
Buh in order to serve mai fatherland well, dnt u fink ma fatherland too has to serve and treats me gud first?? Nothing goes for nothing ooo...
Least I fgt, I learnt smfn at mai cds today ooo....one fair nigerian oyinbo gal was chattering wv some guys, not knowing shez been on d LGI's blackbook for some times, all of a sudden, d LGI summoned her to come forward and recite d national prayer, na so dz girl skip....see lafta!! Na so I dey imagine a day when she will summon to come and recite the NYSC anthem mai camp officials had no tym to teach me.....na first class embarrassment dat 1 go be.....nyweiz sha, I don dey learn it oo to avoid such!!
Gudnyt housemates

DrPhilABd: she jux mentioned d physical qualities she desires in a man... She forgot to add dt he must ve wide lips lyk 'donald duck' & also be hairy 'everywhr' because she likes to play wit hair.

Valentinooo: indirectly now you dey try talk say she go sabi gbeborun well well abi pls no tell her wetin i talk o

DrPhilABd: na dis number u dey use for whatsapp? I wan give my younger sister d number o... She need english tutor

Samguine:
Raheemah...it hasn't got to that level na. We had a very minor disagreement, which I believe shouldn't be an issue between us. Let bygones be bygones. You know, you and me, could make Nairaland jealous. Since I was expecting you in Ogun, I didn't look at any girl's face in Ogun. Buh now you aren't here, and I am still chickless

macuwon:

only if she is creamy

Valentinooo: lol...even macuwon self no trust u

DrPhilABd: na my sister u wan do dt kain thg wit? I go jux Castrate u

DrPhilABd: Lol... Lyk seriously, I had no dirty tots inna ma head bt now u said it, tots wanna try to form bt as a strong christian I refuse to think bad thg. BTW, Abeg learn d anthem well o & d NYSC pledge too because nxt cds day may be ur turn to recite.

DrPhilABd: Please o Yoruba peeps in d house I need a translation. Some frds said dis phrase, started laughing & wen I ask wt d meaning was, dey said somethg lyk I should walk up to any yoruba lady & say it den I ll get d meaning frm d lady. The phrase goes somethg lyk: omo yo wa fum mi yo bo

heemah:
yei!! See cypher!! Wah bou d cute gal u were exchangin contacts wv ryt under mai nose here? Now dat u said we sud mak other housemates, I av an idea..lets av an open e-rltnship....U r free to date ny1 u so wish, likewise me....r we gud ??

heemah:
yei!! See cypher!! Wah bou d cute gal u were exchangin contacts wv ryt under mai nose here? Now dat u said we sud mak other housemates, I av an idea..lets av an open e-rltnship....U r free to date ny1 u so wish, likewise me....r we gud ??

DrPhilABd: hey Babe, long time... Afa na? If we say 'no u ain't remembered' , u go vex... So I ll say 'Yes'. Bt plz we ll lyk u to refresh our memory...nt dt we ve forgotten abt u o

Samguine:
Haba Heemah..when has exchange of phone contacts become flirting? And again, I dropped my number, I didn't ask her for hers. She was free to add me up or not..and she hasn't. Dunno why ayam explaining myself gaan self.
I don't want an open whatever..I want just the two of us. The full package and all the confidentiality and exclusivity that comes with it What do you say?

macuwon:

chill... Na joke na

Valentinooo: we're not interested

Samguine:
*mounts bazooka*

Valentinooo: chai see screening.. Me i'm short like small stout bottle with a very ugly set of teeths.. So are you still ready to meet me?

DrPhilABd: she jux mentioned d physical qualities she desires in a man... She forgot to add dt he must ve wide lips lyk 'donald duck' & also be hairy 'everywhr' because she likes to play wit hair.

Valentinooo: hahaha. If na that one she self go tire for hair coz the ones in my body pass gorilla own

DrPhilABd: well, na u dey tk style call her 'tatafo' & d bolded... Nor be me o

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.

cutiepie01: Lolzz.You no well.

enellcy: hello everyone.. longest time.how is the going?hope am still remembered.