agent9:

D problem n confusion is dat d link to use each card is diff....

Exactly bro... However, I think it should be the e-bundle.

patiently waiting..... Unilorin wake up pls

1boylikevhis: Some old Enemy from the 19th century

i have many enemies please be specific ..which one are you ??

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phone;
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Mum: Akpors
that meat & fish don boil? Akpors: Yes oo
malee
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maggi,
attach oil, pepper & sentence
the crayfish
and other small small fish dem to
death ....then involve the
leaves ...after 10
mins, discharge the pot from fire.
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rkarang:

Exactly bro... However, I think it should be the e-bundle.

Yeah ....I tink so too

Let me see you twe e rk twe.rk twe.rk! Do the boooooooty dance dance dance

.

Some of you guys who are my friends on BBM hav been asking about the courses that you will offer in 100level. I have decided to post it here so others can gain from whatever I will say on it. For those of you in Medicine,Anatomy or physiology, and even in most science courses, you will take 17courses in 100level, 9 in first semester and 8 in second semester. Below is a list of the courses(codes and titles) and their credit units in bracket.
Phy115(2)---Mechanics and Properties of Matter 1
Phy125(3)---Heat,sound and optics.
Chm101(3)---
Zly101(2)---Introuctory Ecology
Zly103(3)---Animal diversity
Plb101(3)---Cell Biology
Gns101(3)---Use of English.

Chm101 can be a very dangerous course; don’t joke with it. Go for classes, even when asked to come by 6:00am, just go. Your Chm101 note is also very important. You can use lamlad Chemistry textbook(utme), Fundamental University Chemistry by Abass Vol.1, and probably Schaum’s outlines for chemistry. With those textbooks and your maximum attention in class, you aresure of an A. You might decide to get past questions too, but to be frank, they were of no help to me for Chm101.

Phy115 is a very simple course, if you have a good foundation. You may pass without attending lectures sef. Phy125 is the actual wahala. It’s the toughest course I did in first semester. The lecturers are so wicked. They can bombard your life with assignments. The course is also very wide, so to pass well, start preparing immediately. For this course, you will need Nelkon/Parker Physics Text and Schaum’s outlines for college physics because the note won’t be of much help. The course is really hard oo, but an A is very possible. You also have to treat past questions for your physics. Treat enough questions. Try to get questions from any source(MSS o, fellowships oo, CMDA oo, anyhow). Just treat questions.

Zly 101 is an A course, not bulky at all. You can finish the note in a day if you are fast but when examscome, the questions are really scary. When I did mine, I was so sure of myself after I read it; but on getting to CBT, it was another thing. One indian lecturer like dat took us one of the topics and his questions were really tough, God knows where he got them from. All you need to pass Zly101 is the note.
Zly 103 is also an A course. Many people fail this course because they feel they have to understand it very well. Be not deceived brethren, Zly103 is all about your cramming abilities. Cram it well. The course deals with the study of the animal kingdom in a evolutionary approach i.e, the study of animals from the lowest phylum to the highest phylum. The school has a comprehensive text on the course. It goes for 400naira only. Read it well, cram it and woth God on your side, you’re a is sure.

Plb101 is the simplest 100level course apart from GNS sha.. You will see people having lots of 90s...
All you need on the course is the note. The lecturers are also very good. So attend the classes; it will really help. For those of you in the medial line, please take this course serious. It’s a good foundation for histology and biochem(some of the courses in your preclinics).

GNS is also an A course. All you need do is read the text. You will also take a 6-hour lecture on the use of library and you will be given a text also. Read both texts well.

The other 2 courses are practicals(You haveto be serious with them ooooo)..If care is not taken, they can guide your path out of medical school. So, you have to take them very serious. They canbe really disastrous. I know you’ll understand when you resume.

The 2nd semester courses are
Phy142(2)---Nuclear and atomic physics
Phy152(3)---Electricity and Magnetism.
Chm112(2)---Organic Chemistry
Chm132(2)---Inorganic Chemitsry
Zly106---Mammalian forms and functions.
GNS112---Use of English. ; and 2 practical courses
I won’t talk on them because I believe by then, you would have been used to the system things are run in school

Torilo:

Everything is good khassy,have you been able to complete the clearance process?

Dnt mind me.. Hvnt even uploaded anytin.. Jus only paid acceptance fee nd left it dere... Would do it within d week sha

so we are'nt going to be offerring maths, very poor. In our year 1, Is it that all science students are going to be receiving lectures in the same hall, or in our respective department!? @DrHesjay @OtherStalites

Keyana: so we are'nt going to be offerring maths, very poor. In our year 1, Is it that all science students are going to be receiving lectures in the same hall, or in our respective department!? @DrHesjay @OtherStalites

you might do maths o ..depends on ur department... but medics dnt need maths..
wah department are you in

DrHesjay: you might do maths o ..depends on ur department... but medics dnt need maths..
wah department are you in

what about economics

Alimtoheeb: A warri mum called her son
Akpors on
phone;
Akpors: Hello maleee
Mum: Akpors
that meat & fish don boil? Akpors: Yes oo
malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt &
maggi,
attach oil, pepper & sentence
the crayfish
and other small small fish dem to
death ....then involve the
leaves ...after 10
mins, discharge the pot from fire.
You dey hear me so?
Akpors: yes malee ...shuoo, this
food go good to download with
Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already
detain some fufu for cooler... when time reach
we go give dem amnesty.

loooool dis shii got me like cray *tears*lool

rkarang:

Hey babe, it seems I know you Are you a LAUTECH applicant? If yes, you must be brilliant oo.

That same lady got Biochemistry but chose MBBS.

I dont think so.. I'm not a lautech applicant

DrHesjay: Some of you guys who are my friends on BBM hav been asking about the courses that you will offer in 100level. I have decided to post it here so others can gain from whatever I will say on it. For those of you in Medicine,Anatomy or physiology, and even in most science courses, you will take 17courses in 100level, 9 in first semester and 8 in second semester. Below is a list of the courses(codes and titles) and their credit units in bracket.
Phy115(2)---Mechanics and Properties of Matter 1
Phy125(3)---Heat,sound and optics.
Chm101(3)---
Zly101(2)---Introuctory Ecology
Zly103(3)---Animal diversity
Plb101(3)---Cell Biology
Gns101(3)---Use of English.

Chm101 can be a very dangerous course; don’t joke with it. Go for classes, even when asked to come by 6:00am, just go. Your Chm101 note is also very important. You can use lamlad Chemistry textbook(utme), Fundamental University Chemistry by Abass Vol.1, and probably Schaum’s outlines for chemistry. With those textbooks and your maximum attention in class, you aresure of an A. You might decide to get past questions too, but to be frank, they were of no help to me for Chm101.

Phy115 is a very simple course, if you have a good foundation. You may pass without attending lectures sef. Phy125 is the actual wahala. It’s the toughest course I did in first semester. The lecturers are so wicked. They can bombard your life with assignments. The course is also very wide, so to pass well, start preparing immediately. For this course, you will need Nelkon/Parker Physics Text and Schaum’s outlines for college physics because the note won’t be of much help. The course is really hard oo, but an A is very possible. You also have to treat past questions for your physics. Treat enough questions. Try to get questions from any source(MSS o, fellowships oo, CMDA oo, anyhow). Just treat questions.

Zly 101 is an A course, not bulky at all. You can finish the note in a day if you are fast but when examscome, the questions are really scary. When I did mine, I was so sure of myself after I read it; but on getting to CBT, it was another thing. One indian lecturer like dat took us one of the topics and his questions were really tough, God knows where he got them from. All you need to pass Zly101 is the note.
Zly 103 is also an A course. Many people fail this course because they feel they have to understand it very well. Be not deceived brethren, Zly103 is all about your cramming abilities. Cram it well. The course deals with the study of the animal kingdom in a evolutionary approach i.e, the study of animals from the lowest phylum to the highest phylum. The school has a comprehensive text on the course. It goes for 400naira only. Read it well, cram it and woth God on your side, you’re a is sure.

Plb101 is the simplest 100level course apart from GNS sha.. You will see people having lots of 90s...
All you need on the course is the note. The lecturers are also very good. So attend the classes; it will really help. For those of you in the medial line, please take this course serious. It’s a good foundation for histology and biochem(some of the courses in your preclinics).

GNS is also an A course. All you need do is read the text. You will also take a 6-hour lecture on the use of library and you will be given a text also. Read both texts well.

The other 2 courses are practicals(You haveto be serious with them ooooo)..If care is not taken, they can guide your path out of medical school. So, you have to take them very serious. They canbe really disastrous. I know you’ll understand when you resume.

The 2nd semester courses are
Phy142(2)---Nuclear and atomic physics
Phy152(3)---Electricity and Magnetism.
Chm112(2)---Organic Chemistry
Chm132(2)---Inorganic Chemitsry
Zly106---Mammalian forms and functions.
GNS112---Use of English. ; and 2 practical courses
I won’t talk on them because I believe by then, you would have been used to the system things are run in school

Men you just gave me nostalgia for PHY125.. I took that course with levity, because those lecturers were always freaking me out with thier mode of lecturing.. You go see formula @first u go wan cry.. I thank Jah I escaped It#

2nd semester physics are way more simpler.. Like Hesjay said if you have a strong foundation in physics, you won't find it difficult passing all your physics courses and maths(for those offering maths) except PHY12(probably)5, you have to read that one thoroughly.. I'm not trying to create fear in any1's mind ooh..

Please I would like to know if any direct entry candidates have been considered?

wheesin:


i have many enemies please be specific ..which one are you ??

I am A Booty Sage

abeg are dere accounting and chemical engineering stalites here??

any accounting fresher here?

DrHesjay: Some of you guys who are my friends on BBM hav been asking about the courses that you will offer in 100level. I have decided to post it here so others can gain from whatever I will say on it. For those of you in Medicine,Anatomy or physiology, and even in most science courses, you will take 17courses in 100level, 9 in first semester and 8 in second semester. Below is a list of the courses(codes and titles) and their credit units in bracket.
Phy115(2)---Mechanics and Properties of Matter 1
Phy125(3)---Heat,sound and optics.
Chm101(3)---
Zly101(2)---Introuctory Ecology
Zly103(3)---Animal diversity
Plb101(3)---Cell Biology
Gns101(3)---Use of English.

Chm101 can be a very dangerous course; don’t joke with it. Go for classes, even when asked to come by 6:00am, just go. Your Chm101 note is also very important. You can use lamlad Chemistry textbook(utme), Fundamental University Chemistry by Abass Vol.1, and probably Schaum’s outlines for chemistry. With those textbooks and your maximum attention in class, you aresure of an A. You might decide to get past questions too, but to be frank, they were of no help to me for Chm101.

Phy115 is a very simple course, if you have a good foundation. You may pass without attending lectures sef. Phy125 is the actual wahala. It’s the toughest course I did in first semester. The lecturers are so wicked. They can bombard your life with assignments. The course is also very wide, so to pass well, start preparing immediately. For this course, you will need Nelkon/Parker Physics Text and Schaum’s outlines for college physics because the note won’t be of much help. The course is really hard oo, but an A is very possible. You also have to treat past questions for your physics. Treat enough questions. Try to get questions from any source(MSS o, fellowships oo, CMDA oo, anyhow). Just treat questions.

Zly 101 is an A course, not bulky at all. You can finish the note in a day if you are fast but when examscome, the questions are really scary. When I did mine, I was so sure of myself after I read it; but on getting to CBT, it was another thing. One indian lecturer like dat took us one of the topics and his questions were really tough, God knows where he got them from. All you need to pass Zly101 is the note.
Zly 103 is also an A course. Many people fail this course because they feel they have to understand it very well. Be not deceived brethren, Zly103 is all about your cramming abilities. Cram it well. The course deals with the study of the animal kingdom in a evolutionary approach i.e, the study of animals from the lowest phylum to the highest phylum. The school has a comprehensive text on the course. It goes for 400naira only. Read it well, cram it and woth God on your side, you’re a is sure.

Plb101 is the simplest 100level course apart from GNS sha.. You will see people having lots of 90s...
All you need on the course is the note. The lecturers are also very good. So attend the classes; it will really help. For those of you in the medial line, please take this course serious. It’s a good foundation for histology and biochem(some of the courses in your preclinics).

GNS is also an A course. All you need do is read the text. You will also take a 6-hour lecture on the use of library and you will be given a text also. Read both texts well.

The other 2 courses are practicals(You haveto be serious with them ooooo)..If care is not taken, they can guide your path out of medical school. So, you have to take them very serious. They canbe really disastrous. I know you’ll understand when you resume.

The 2nd semester courses are
Phy142(2)---Nuclear and atomic physics
Phy152(3)---Electricity and Magnetism.
Chm112(2)---Organic Chemistry
Chm132(2)---Inorganic Chemitsry
Zly106---Mammalian forms and functions.
GNS112---Use of English. ; and 2 practical courses
I won’t talk on them because I believe by then, you would have been used to the system things are run in school

I love DrHesjay! I'm looking forward to meeting someone like him in Business Administration Department.

Sir, I'm wishing success in all your endeavors. May the merciful God continue to bless you, sir!

folzz: I dont think so.. I'm not a lautech applicant

Oh my! I thought you were.... Apparently LASU threw those excellent MBBS applicants to Biochem.... So I've you accepted it?

1boylikevhis: I am A Booty Sage

whatever..GFYs..

i commented twice am so sorry

drhesjay please gimme courses for common law students

rkarang:

Oh my! I thought you were.... Apparently LASU threw those excellent MBBS applicants to Biochem.... So I've you accepted it?

hmm,I did..

folzz: hmm,I did..

lol ... We r missing u

folzz: hmm,I did..

Wise decision! UNILORIN too will pay off....

hadeyrowju: Please has anybody been cleared? If yes, how long did it take before you got cleared? Becos this clearance stuff want to gimme HBP oooooo.

no be only you ooo!

The gurus in the house pls help your fellow brother, i need to know the courses i am going to offer in first semester my course is finance.... Anticipating your useful replies.

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Mehnnnn.... God is great ooooo!

A lady got 207 in UTME & 8% in PUTME ---UNILORIN; MASSCOM

Fortunately for her, she applied for LASU PUTME, passed and got her most preferred course, MASSCOM.

Now I can say it again and again that it pays to put one's eggs in different baskets and watch them hatch.