LMAO oh my stomach!!!

Godmystrength: are you the guy's brother?

tell him what exactly?

I feel something Fishy All story are the same when i leave the eatary i broke the sim ,lyk som1 telling us he broke 10k mtn then your papa na PDP member den,we are not im·be·cile make you na limit your lies haba headache everywhere

I have no story to tell because I have never been on a Blind Date before. I do not wish to be on one either,I don't buy the idea. Some stories here are freaking hilarious, I can't help but laugh out loud,no regrets opening this thread =D

Vivipop: I have no story to tell because I have never been on a Blind Date before. I do not wish to be on one either,I don't buy the idea. Some stories here are freaking hilarious, I can't help but laugh out loud,no regrets opening this thread =D

criosly m tripping 4yu pweety

angela98: I met this guy on naira land. Both of us were jobless at that time because we are both always on nairaland. We started by commenting on and quoting each others post. One thing led to the other we exchanged phone numbers and arranged to meet up at shoprite. On that day he got there before me, waiting at the car park. When I arrived I was expecting to meet a black average simple young man. Instead I met a very very handsome humble mix race guy.I was blown away. He was so into me. We settled at a restaurant, catch up on a lot of things, got to know more about each other, we had something to eat and drink etc....he saw me off to my car and we kissed and started dating from there until I found out he dates men as well. He is bisexual. That ain't cool with me I dumped him at once. Love disappeared. Now am single and waiting for the right man...

But excuse me Miss Single.....can u relate d above story n d comment below as U ar d subject in both of them. am a bit confused.

angela98: yes na. For eko. I am 55 he is 35. Trust me I Dont look it. We have one daughter she is 9yrs..

some people can lie

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xynerise:
Hmmm. Some years ago....I was still.....make I use pidgin jare .


O boy no be small thing no. Those days when boys dey hustle, na that time I experience my own o. Rose had a very Celine Dionic voice wey fit make you put your phone for loudspeaker dey listen to her voice like gbedu.

Somebody flash me one dey when I dey toilet just cut am immediately. As I call am to know who be that na so I hear one sweet voice, I no no say my airtime don almost finish na so the thing just cut. O boy, I no finish my shiit na so I rush wash yansh go buy recharge card to call her back. O boy she begin apologise say na mistake she use call me say na wrong number. I say no wahala but I no go just let this kind better just waka. It can't be mistake, e fit be destiny ......bla bla bla... We fixed a place to meet. O boy, I dey for junction dey wait this babe, no so I see one woman on top bike. I said to my self(Na girl I find come no be woman). I just no look her face. I begin ask her which colour be her cloth. She tell me orange. The same colour with the woman on top bike. O boy! As I say make I cross road enter motor dey run come house na so she site me. How she no say na me be the guy I no just know . If you see the kind tattoo wey dey this old fat woman hand you go call her ashewo immediately. O boy, this woman reach born me. Na her tattoo I use know say na the ROSE I jam. She write am boldly on her biceps come draw rose flower join......Well, the way I squeeze face make her understand say boys no happy for wetin e see at all

hahahahahahahaha guy u too funny abeg.... I laf so tey water dey comot for my eyes

MadCow1:

Thanks a lot..

Though I must say I have never read a Chase novel.. Grisham, Ludlum and Clancy are my top writers.

I envy u bro..... I wish I were also a good writer... Am not bad though

Swash042:
But excuse me Miss Single.....can u relate d above story n d comment below as U ar d subject in both of them. am a bit confused.

sweetheart are you stucking me?

unapologetic: I actually re-joined Nairaland because of this thread. Have also got a few stories to share but I will start with the one that happened when I was still a Uni student.

I was on phone with a friend(female) of mine when she told me about her friend that came to visit her, as a sharp guy that I was, I told her to put her on the phone and then we started talking. I must confess that she's got an amazing voice. As a bad sharp nigga, I told her to roger me her number and then we continued exchanging text and phone calls.... it was during this period that I found out she works for Access bank and I said to myself "wow" cos i had an impression that most bankers are beautiful.

A few weeks had passed and it was time for me to go back to school, so I told her that I will stop by her place (in ibadan) on my way to school and will be spending 2 weeks with her before I travel to school.

When I was leaving Lagos, all I could think of was the romantic 2 weeks of a very hot sex that I will be having with my hot access bank babe... I couldn't but kept thinking about this all through my journey.

And finally I arrived in Ibadan, called my chick and she told me that she will be meeting me at Mr Biggs. I sat down and was waiting for her to arrive before I could place an order. I kept seeing beautiful girls and I said to myself that my chick will be hotter than all this girls. Little did I know that I was in for the biggest mistake and greatest surprise of my life.

The moment I saw her walking into the restaurant Oh My God, I felt like dying... this chick is not only fugly but her body structure is not even acceptable.

I told her that I was waiting for her to arrive before I leave and I didn't want to break the bad news to her on phone which was why I waited for her. I lied to her that I had an emergency in school that same day.

I broke my sim card after leaving ibadan

. OMG! Lol.....

missmayorall: met him two years ago via nairaland

This is beautiful

2 experiences.
First one was a guy a room mate in school introduced me to. We started communicating on
facebook, exchanged numbers and got talking. I was blown away by his diction and perfect grammar. His profile picture on facebook wasn't bad too. I was really excited to say the least and I looked forward to meeting him.
Finally met him and my God, photoshop is a b***h! Pimples had taken over his face, the teeth too were a write-off and to make it all worse, he was extremely short. I locked up immediately o. And then my responses to him afterwards were cold. He eventually got the hint and stopped calling.

Second and life changing experience, met his friend when I was in service. He told me he has a friend and he's sure we'r gonna hit it off. I agreed to give it a trial and permitted him to give his friend my number. Honestly, when he first called, his voice almost put me off. We exchanged BBM contacts too and I wasn't so thrilled when I saw his display picture. I however respected his friend a lot so I still decided to give him a chance. And I'm really really glad I did. I agreed to meet him and he came down to my PPA (a journey of 5hrs). That was the start of something new. He's the most amazing, gentle, thoughtful, patient and romantic man I've ever met and we are so much in love. We are getting married soon. I shudder to think I almost missed out on this great guy.

Mehn.... Hilarious stories! Me sef con dey reason some of my adventures ;DMehn.... Hilarious stories! Me sef con dey reason some of my adventures

angela98: sweetheart are you stucking me?

lol not really dear...l jus saw ur story n felt pity 4 u which led me to check ur profile >>ur posts.

Am so cute to go on blind dates:......only low self esteem peep go on blind dates

LyfeJennings: Then there was Ad. That was the date that changed my existence, made me understand what it is to love someone. Won't go into soo much details for I have a feeling Ad is here and if I write so much,she would know it. It is in 2010,I think it was early 2010. Just got my first laptop and I was always on facebook searching for wetin no lost. Then,I saw this friend suggestion. A woman wif an English name. She was endowed as a Manchester citizen. Quite huge secondary characteristic that would give Cossy Ojiakor a run..(55DD)...

that part got me laughing

She was blind when I saw her. It makes it a blind date and a blind day

Godmystrength: Another one that i remembered was a guy i met on phone. i think wrong number thingy sha. to cut story short, we started talking on phone and the guy didn't mince word and said straight away that what he wanted was a relationship that will lead to marriage. I was like how can you be talking about that with someone you haven't met. So we agreed to meet in one eatery. When i saw this guy, mehn he was . Handsome, well dressed, well composed bla bla bla. in fact, na dream man. to talk true, i don dey excited o. when we entered the eatery, we sat down and we got talking. I wasn't looking straight into his eyes. i was busy admiring him in my mind and already thinking of so many things ooo .

He now said he was hungry and needed to take something. I told him i was hungry too but would just like to have snacks. we went to get our order and came back to our seat. And that was it. He opened his mouth to continue talking and my breakfast almost came back to my mouth. Jesu Kristi!!!! See teeth!! good dentition but at that point where the tooth meets the gum, i thought i was looking a some spirogyra in a biology lab.
OMG, i felt so like vomiting and my appetite for the snack just disappear. I just endured it and allowed him finish his food. He asked why i wasn't eating and i told him i was no longer hungry and would take the snacks home. When i finally escaped and got home, i couldn't even tell anybody.

when he called me later, i told him straight away that he should please stop calling mu number again. He asked whether he has offended me and i said NO but i don't just want to talk to him again. His brother called to beg me but i also told him to help me beg his brother not to call me again o. Anytime i remember this story and the picture of his teeth comes to my mind any food i am eating at that time goes to the dustbin o. God help me jare. If i marry that kind of man, that means no kissing be that o. and he must not touch my cup or spoon. Yuck!!!

u said everything about him is perfect except his eating habit........
And because of that u dump him

anyway its ur choice, but don't u think u can teach him to make him conform to your ways.....
Abi you think say u tooo no get flaws

oamronnie: 2 experiences.
First one was a guy a room mate in school introduced me to. We started communicating on
facebook, exchanged numbers and got talking. I was blown away by his diction and perfect grammar. His profile picture on facebook wasn't bad too. I was really excited to say the least and I looked forward to meeting him.
Finally met him and my God, photoshop is a b***h! Pimples had taken over his face, the teeth too were a write-off and to make it all worse, he was extremely short. I locked up immediately o. And then my responses to him afterwards were cold. He eventually got the hint and stopped calling.

Second and life changing experience, met his friend when I was in service. He told me he has a friend and he's sure we'r gonna hit it off. I agreed to give it a trial and permitted him to give his friend my number. Honestly, when he first called, his voice almost put me off. We exchanged BBM contacts too and I wasn't so thrilled when I saw his display picture. I however respected his friend a lot so I still decided to give him a chance. And I'm really really glad I did. I agreed to meet him and he came down to my PPA (a journey of 5hrs). That was the start of something new. He's the most amazing, gentle, thoughtful, patient and romantic man I've ever met and we are so much in love. We are getting married soon. I shudder to think I almost missed out on this great guy.

congratulations in advance..... D only story dat didn't end with *i broke my sim* *stopped calling her* e t c

oamronnie: 2 experiences.
First one was a guy a room mate in school introduced me to. We started communicating on
facebook, exchanged numbers and got talking. I was blown away by his diction and perfect grammar. His profile picture on facebook wasn't bad too. I was really excited to say the least and I looked forward to meeting him.
Finally met him and my God, photoshop is a b***h! Pimples had taken over his face, the teeth too were a write-off and to make it all worse, he was extremely short. I locked up immediately o. And then my responses to him afterwards were cold. He eventually got the hint and stopped calling.

Second and life changing experience, met his friend when I was in service. He told me he has a friend and he's sure we'r gonna hit it off. I agreed to give it a trial and permitted him to give his friend my number. Honestly, when he first called, his voice almost put me off. We exchanged BBM contacts too and I wasn't so thrilled when I saw his display picture. I however respected his friend a lot so I still decided to give him a chance. And I'm really really glad I did. I agreed to meet him and he came down to my PPA (a journey of 5hrs). That was the start of something new. He's the most amazing, gentle, thoughtful, patient and romantic man I've ever met and we are so much in love. We are getting married soon. I shudder to think I almost missed out on this great guy.

its good you didn't miss on him...

dre11:


u said everything about him is perfect except his eating habit........
And because of that u dump him

anyway its ur choice, but don't u think u can teach him to make him conform to your ways.....
Abi you think say u tooo no get flaws

where exactly did i say eating habit? na wa for you o. Abeg leave me alone o.

Godmystrength:
.................good dentition but at that point where the tooth meets the gum, i thought i was looking a some spirogyra in a biology lab...............Anytime i remember this story and the picture of his teeth comes to my mind any food i am eating at that time goes to the dustbin o. God help me jare. If i marry that kind of man, that means no kissing be that o. and he must not touch my cup or spoon. Yuck!!!............

Special regards to all those married or soon to be married who met through social media, really inspiring stories, lessons to learn.

it was in 2009 in my 100lvl days, I was innocent then ooooo but this babe was just super hot , though I was a porn addict so I mastered some styles... I got hooked up with a tasued babe through a friend . men this babe had a nice Facebook pics , she was like an angel.started chatting her up nd she was cool with me. We would talk late into the night, meanwhile daring each other on how we would Bleep ourselves. Yes she was like a Nigerian blonde. after talking on phone for like six months and various of sex chat on Facebook she got convinced that I was a sexpert.. thereafter we decided to meet each other, I was reluctant due to the fact that, it was my first blind date, I no wan Bleep witch na. Surprisingly the babe came to abk oo, with two of her friends I was scared maybe na 3some we wan do but she hooked some cabelleros guys in school but definitely she was the prettiest and sexiest. Finally took her to my house in the night . we went to the restaurant but along the way my dick started getting hard she noticed and grab it on the road, she was surprised caused I had a long dick. she couldn't eat well, likewise my dick dint cme down throughout . When we got, she was the first to jump on my dick craving to have me. I got my first Mouth Gig and she was damn good @ sucking it... Like I never knew it would be that easy to get her in bed but I guess she was super wet!!! We bleeped throughout the night and the date was well deserved.....

Godmystrength: where exactly did i say eating habit? na wa for you o. Abeg leave me alone o.

i no hold u nah......
Mah bad......
So nah hin dentation carry u leave the guy

.......
Anyway nah u get food to dey waste if you think about am and the next thing nah to carry the food for dustbin

dre11:

i no hold u nah......
Mah bad......
So nah hin dentation carry u leave the guy

.......
Anyway nah u get food to dey waste if you think about am and the next thing nah to carry the food for dustbin

Read it again slowly

Godmystrength: Read it again slowly

have picked what i want...... dentation, chewing habits and........

.

About 4 Years ago, I was fresh out of service and had purchased my first BB with my payoff from my PPA. I was jobless at the time so I joined one of those BBM group to keep busy. I added one of the more outspoken ladies in the group and we got talking.

A Fulani girl, She was just there, nothing spectacular about her (at least that was what the blurry pix she sent me showed at the time), but what endeared me to her was her Simple unassuming nature, her very liberal views and great sense of humor. We chatted alot and finally decided to meet up a month later since we were both in the same town.

On the D-day I cleaned up real good and got to the venue (One of those Café’s littered all over Abuja) much earlier than planned, got comfortable and waited. About 30 mins later one of the “freshest” & most beautiful ladies I have ever seen walked in. She was drop dead gorgeous! You know how those rich Fulani ladies Arabian blood are, Very fragile and delicate. My jaw was literally on the floor and I wasn't alone cos most of the convo around me stopped. it was so surreal that I couldn't believe what I was looking at.

She glided up to my table and ask if she could sit, I gladly oblige her completely forgetting that I was waiting for someone. There I sat already scheming of ways to start up a conversation with this angel when she said “sorry to have kept you waiting Aje….”. It didn't register at first because I felt she had mistaken me for someone else but then again I just heard my name.

My disbelieve must have been very obvious because she took one look at me and started laughing and then went on to apologize for sending me pictures of someone else. At that point in time, I could have forgiving her for murder.

It took me a while to get over the initial shock but then we went on to have the time of our lives. Her father was one of those money bags in the north. She was funny, witty and fun to be with and before we knew it, 3hrs had passed and we had to call it a day. We left the place and before I could say anything, she gave me a hug and hopped into her Range Rover Sport. Chai! Na there my head scatter.

Fast forward a few days later and we were in each other’s arms in a posh hotel she paid for. The sex was out of this world (you know how mad Hausa/Fulani chics can be behind closed doors). We just couldn't get enough of each other. our tryst continued for months all over town until I got a job and left Abj for good. We've remained good friends ever since. She’s long married (Society wedding and all) but not before helping me settle in when I got my apartment.

She’s one of the best people I know till date and I still miss her like mad.

Ajekpako: About 4 Years ago, I was fresh out of service and had purchased my first BB with my payoff from my PPA. I was jobless at the time so I joined one of those BBM group to keep busy. I added one of the more outspoken ladies in the group and we got talking.

A Fulani girl, She was just there, nothing spectacular about her (at least that was what the blurry pix she sent me showed at the time), but what endeared me to her was her Simple unassuming nature, her very liberal views and great sense of humor. We chatted alot and finally decided to meet up a month later since we were both in the same town.

On the D-day I cleaned up real good and got to the venue (One of those Café’s littered all over Abuja) much earlier than planned, got comfortable and waited. About 30 mins later one of the “freshest” & most beautiful ladies I have ever seen walked in. She was drop dead gorgeous! You know how those rich Fulani ladies Arabian blood are, Very fragile and delicate. My jaw was literally on the floor and I wasn't alone cos most of the convo around me stopped. it was so surreal that I couldn't believe what I was looking at.

She glided up to my table and ask if she could sit, I gladly oblige her completely forgetting that I was waiting for someone. There I sat already scheming of ways to start up a conversation with this angel when she said “sorry to have kept you waiting Aje….”. It didn't register at first because I felt she had mistaken me for someone else but then again I just heard my name.

My disbelieve must have been very obvious because she took one look at me and started laughing and then went on to apologize for sending me pictures of someone else. At that point in time, I could have forgiving her for murder.

It took me a while to get over the initial shock but then we went on to have the time of our lives. Her father was one of those money bags in the north. She was funny, witty and fun to be with and before we knew it, 3hrs had passed and we had to call it a day. We left the place and before I could say anything, she gave me a hug and hopped into her Range Rover Sport. Chai! Na there my head scatter.

Fast forward a few days later and we were in each other’s arms in a posh hotel she paid for. The sex was out of this world (you know how mad Hausa/Fulani chics can be behind closed doors). We just couldn't get enough of each other. our tryst continued for months all over town until I got a job and left Abj for good. We've remained good friends ever since. She’s long married (Society wedding and all) but not before helping me settle in when I got my apartment.

She’s one of the best people I know till date and I still miss her like mad.

Where her father contact?

dre11:

have picked what i want...... dentation, chewing habits and........

you still dont get it. Not dentition, neither is it chewing habit. He has ''spirogyraed'' layered teeth. Not even scaling and polishing can help him.

Godmystrength:
.................good dentition but at that point where the tooth meets the gum, i thought i was looking a some spirogyra in a biology lab...............Anytime i remember this story and the picture of his teeth comes to my mind any food i am eating at that time goes to the dustbin o. God help me jare. If i marry that kind of man, that means no kissing be that o. and he must not touch my cup or spoon. Yuck!!!............

Evasmillingguy: I never had such experience before, bt I so wish to have one

Hope a gud one sha or you'll come here to testify