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Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by captainobvious: 6:30pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
JONATHANIAN WORDS OF WISDOM: These Jonathanian quotes are being presented to start your week.......in depression as they have brought a once-vibrant nation to near collapse...... (1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014) (2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter (3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010) (4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009) (5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010) (6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN (7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang (. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua (9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012) (11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014) (12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ (13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014) (14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014) (15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014). (16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014). Please add more words of Jonathanian wsidom to this collection and share widely. Thank you and may God Save our Nation from those that don't mean it and the citizens well, Amen. - Nasir El-Rufai |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by Smartsyn(m): 6:40pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Chai Diariz Goduoo lol |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by captainobvious: 6:56pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Although Ojuckwu is dead but his manhood is still alive...#DAME P 1 Like |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by captainobvious: 6:57pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Go and die! - Oshiomole to A widow NO HATING ABEG....JUST HAVE FUN!!! |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by Emmafrancis: 7:47pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
What's the purpose of this thread?? |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by topsonkay(m): 8:55pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Words of Wisdom From Our Leaders and Mentors!!! Go and die! - Oshiomole to the widow I only reduced tuition fees to N50,000, I did not reduce school fees. That's why the students are paying N120,000 - Fayemi I only congratulated my brother, Ayo Fayose, I did not concede defeat- Fayemi APC will end bokoharam within 100 days in office- Buhari If you pay N25,000 as school fees, you will get N25,000 worth of knowledge. But if you pay N350,000 as school fees, you will get N350,000 worth of knowledge- Raji Fashola you can't expect me to run for 2nd term because it is only a failed student that repeats a class- Raji Fashola Take charms, guns and cutlasses to polling units- Aregbesola If I lose the election, Nigeria will be soak in blood- Buhari I only got N5bn contract from CBN governor- El rufai I open this university for the poor and the school fees is N800,000.00- Atiku abubakar Buhari is unelectable - El rufai, 2011 I'll make d country ungovernable if I lose the election- Buhari |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by captainobvious: 10:06pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
topsonkay: Words of Wisdom From Our Leaders and Mentors!!! hahaha touchey |
Re: Famous Funny Quotes From Some Of Our Prestigious Political Elites by captainobvious: 10:08pm On Jul 21, 2014 |
Emmafrancis: What's the purpose of this thread?? go figure! |
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