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Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 8:58pm On Oct 14, 2008
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,
he told me to give up my seat to a young lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy

"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's legs."
Re: Give Up The Seat by ituen(m): 3:12am On Oct 15, 2008
hehehehe
Re: Give Up The Seat by TOYOSI20(f): 3:15am On Oct 15, 2008
Lol. . . . . . . . . cheesy
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 9:42am On Oct 15, 2008
yea, funny
Re: Give Up The Seat by Scopium: 5:00pm On Oct 15, 2008
[size=13pt]Sam what did you do to the lady in the bus? Don't tell me you bla bla bla in the bus beside little Johnny[/size]
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 5:02pm On Oct 15, 2008
i dont know what you are talking about
Re: Give Up The Seat by bydot1(m): 5:17pm On Oct 15, 2008
;d ;d
Re: Give Up The Seat by krama(m): 8:01pm On Oct 15, 2008
. . . grin
Re: Give Up The Seat by Scopium: 8:44am On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]@ Milla
You won't know what I'm talking about till they catch you
[/size]
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 1:26pm On Oct 16, 2008
you mean until the girls catch me, its ok then. send them
Re: Give Up The Seat by Scopium: 6:42pm On Oct 16, 2008
[size=13pt]Me? Send them? You don lose be that. I'll send Dreday, he normally visits Ituen on fridays[/size]
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 8:30pm On Oct 16, 2008
what are you insinuating?
that ituen is .
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:04pm On Oct 16, 2008
Sam, are u pondering what am pondering?
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 9:05pm On Oct 16, 2008
yes oh
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:15pm On Oct 16, 2008
I think so too, Sam, NLD is getting weird, Iteun's not in hell yet, and the friday visitation don already start.
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 9:27pm On Oct 16, 2008
what do we do base?
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:37pm On Oct 16, 2008
lets start a church, since u started a kingdom, kukuma start a church too
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 9:38pm On Oct 16, 2008
back to sender
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:45pm On Oct 16, 2008
see u, church pays beta these days than kingdoms do, look at pentecostal churches these days and u'll see for ursef
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 10:30pm On Oct 16, 2008
money is not the instigator here
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 10:36pm On Oct 16, 2008
I know, Mr Man, The Spirituality of this set of NLD's the Case, ryte?
Re: Give Up The Seat by clemcykul(f): 10:10am On Oct 17, 2008
no wrong. grin
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 10:15am On Oct 17, 2008
yea, wrong
Re: Give Up The Seat by clemcykul(f): 12:35pm On Oct 17, 2008
u don dey follow me kolo abi? grin
Re: Give Up The Seat by Scopium: 3:13pm On Oct 17, 2008
[size=13pt]Ain't you glad you have loyal kolo partner?[/size]
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:55pm On Oct 18, 2008
i wonder oo, but come, Scopiom, this ur Font na Kolo one oo cheesy
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 10:23pm On Oct 18, 2008
he was born in afghan boder
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 10:26pm On Oct 18, 2008
no wonder
Re: Give Up The Seat by Gabry(f): 2:17am On Oct 19, 2008
So what about it?
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 7:52pm On Oct 19, 2008
its opium country.
drug, nah
Re: Give Up The Seat by cbase: 9:32pm On Oct 19, 2008
u wan be king here too wink
Re: Give Up The Seat by SamMilla1(m): 10:07pm On Oct 19, 2008
why not.
whats better than money?

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