This na strictly unto waffi parade, all the things wey we dey yarn steady for Warri, just one liners. 

OK make I throway for una

Before you marry woman make u look e mama well because mango nor dey fall far from tree.

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

Na where tree near tree naim monkey dey smart,

I no be waff but P-town no day carry last.

Anyhow sha, dis na my own;

When Pikin don dey crase, ehn mama go say na rascal.

@Okija
Nothing Do you we all na Niger Delta you know say

Them dey pursue fine animal enter bush, Pig say na because him dodge, naim make them no catch am!

Guy! Carry go!!


No matter How elepahant strong reach, E no fit fight earthquake.

LMAO
Make we no forget the al timers oh
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand……, na christmas chicken food be that.
He who laughs last……, na mumu. Na now he know wetin dey happen?
The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am,

Chrisbenogor:

LMAO
Make we no forget the al timers oh
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand……, na christmas chicken food be that.
He who laughs last……, na mumu. Na now he know wetin dey happen?
The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am,

Lmao Omg

Chrisbenogor:

LMAO
Make we no forget the al timers oh
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand……, na christmas chicken food be that.
He who laughs last……, na mumu. Na now he know wetin dey happen?
The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am,

No be lie, over talent wan kill you.

Bros no blame me after some bottles of beer and gist with my old buddies wetin man go do, plus no early work tomorrow I say make I salute the other brothers out here oh, because

A stitch in time, …, dey prevent further tear tear.
A rolling stone ……… na person push am
Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem

Na our people talk am say

He who lives to fight today, No get power.

I no fit shout. I see say na area dem breed you.

O boy no be small thing oh, no be we dey even represent that time abi you no know say

e get where bros go get bald head reach dem go call am papa?

Mosquito wey dey brocos na small small them dey take kill am oh

Free that yarns, from the way wey you just dey quote E show say you na for area you grow


Pikin wey say ehn mama no go rest, That pikin qua no go rest.
Person wey no go river no dey die water.

Area! Area!! Area!!!
Even if fowl swallow stone na water e go shit

Nice thread. Moved to Culture subsection.

I`m feeling this thread,more please!!!!

Chrisbenogor:

LMAO
Make we no forget the al timers oh
One good turn……… na power steering be that.
A bird in hand……, na christmas chicken food be that.
He who laughs last……, na mumu. Na now he know wetin dey happen?
The patient dog……, Na hunger go kill am,

Ma guy, u too mush ooo!!!!

If you c mammywater,neva you runaway oo!!!(4rm victor uwaifo)

mennnnnnnnnn!!! i no fit laugh ooooooooooooo

This is a very funny thread infact Poster you re great

Abeg make all the Areas on nairaland come show their Logo now like the poster

area! area!! area!!!
na original waffi eh na dorn land here so, any how way e wan be eh make he be i dorn talk  i dorn talk   see you next toime on this same N.I.A.R.A LAND, EHEN MY NAME obakpororonaroro oghene roro otioeh (A.K.A )CLEVER BAD MOUTH  if you go warri as of me fendral na i abi okumagba layout infact every were

I can't shout laugh hehehehe funny thread 

@ Chrisbenogor

Is that you or me ? 

christo

i dey hail u o!!
i no fit shout
abeg no stop here o!!!

dem say dog wey won los
e no dey hear im master whistle

i dor come back again dem say waffi no dey carry last na true say since them born me i no fit carry last

littlecaf:

i dor come back again them say waffi no dey carry last na true since them born me na so so last i dey carry

No tell me say you mean am

if i hear am . . . . . .
pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle.
na strong thing when plantain c na im make dem call am boli.
hole am hole am na im butterfly take dey enter bush.
na tey e go tey stammerer go call him mama name.
na dere u go fear grove inside gbedu.
even jaguda get oga!
na so we go dey?

SeXYhOTmOM:

christo

i dey hail u o!!
i no fit shout
abeg no stop here o!!!

them say dog wey won los
e no dey hear I'm master whistle

E be like say you no know dogs of this days, even if im master whistle im no go answer, na so im go los.

chickslord:

if i hear am . . . . . .
pikin when no know him mama boyfriend na him dey call am uncle.
na strong thing when plantain c na I'm make them call am boli.
hole am hole am na I'm butterfly take dey enter bush.
na tey e go tey stammerer go call him mama name.
na dere u go fear grove inside gbedu.
even jaguda get oga!
na so we go dey?

Also pikin wey no know him papa na him go dey call him mama boy friend dady.

He who lives in a glass house. . . . na him pepe rest

@ post,
I dey ''Dugwe'' for you, you too much, i jos dey feel you left, right and center!

A_K_O:

He who lives in a glass house. . . . na him pepe rest

hehehe u crack me up big time . Na him pepe rest o my bro.

A_K_O:

He who lives in a glass house. . . . na him pepe rest

na true u talk, how rich man wan throw stones.


plz more

A_K_O:

He who lives in a glass house. . . . na him pepe rest

bros i say mingwo to u

dey say no be crime 4 pickin 2 get big teeth
d tin be say make e get big lip 2 take cover am

hey hey!! All of una try at allll. Na for dis Naraland wey we dey so na im dis dey shele?

If dem giv una chance eh, u na go push trailer start o!

If dem giv una chance eh, u na go put weave-on for armpit o!

Area! Area!! Area!!!
Who be dat my guy wey stay okumagba, I throway three and half Awilo Gunshot for you!
Na me be oderoghenemukokworakpona obunor the original. Na we colonise Emebiren with poloko. Our headquaters that year na for Olodi primary school.
Una too much abeg how warri wan take carry last.