Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a Mouth Gig?' , And she's always sound asleep."

you, yourself know that this one is old

Umm nice but the finishing not too cool. 

lol

@ituen
show sum love
not hate

@thug life, t-rhymes
thnx

@scop
thnx fr stickin up for me
but now ur gabbry is bak
it is tym for me to turn u bak to her

this joke is stale oooooohhhh

Na ur beans dey stale

clem get beans?

JazzyJ:

clem get beans?

all men get beans
but a stale beans, hmmmm,
na yab

waiting for the woman to wake up

she can't wake up!

* give her a heavy slap * gbosa . . i go c if u nor go wake up nw