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| The Wrong Approach by Ralvy(m): 5:52pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!" His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a little sex?', and she's always sound asleep." |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by RichDad1(m): 7:00pm On Aug 29, 2007 |
:d :d :d |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by Aiphie(f): 11:21am On Aug 30, 2007 |
 What d'you xpect  |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by Ralvy(m): 11:24am On Aug 30, 2007 |
Whaaaa |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by Ralvy(m): 11:30am On Aug 30, 2007 |
Aiphe, wat d'u mean?? |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by Aiphie(f): 1:50pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Aiphie means that the 2nd guy's approach is smarter. Of course he xpects his wife to feign sleep when he comes back in that state thereby avoiding harrasment. Just help me tell the guy that it doesn't work evrytym.OK?  |
| Re: The Wrong Approach by clemcykul(f): 2:02pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
well if i were da lady, i'll slap his ass turn around pork his chest and yell at himm |
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