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12 Childhood F0otball Rules by dammieight(m): 11:13am On Aug 11, 2014
12 RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS


1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper


2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.


3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses
alot.


4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.


5. No matter how many goals you score, the
winner will be determined by the last team to
score.


6. No referee and lines men. You could run
with the ball even behind the goal post.


7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball
you
will be given a match ban


8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.


9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the
ball from the tree when it got stuck,under the
car
or tunnel to play in the next game.


10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed,
game over.


11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.


12. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.


*Is it different in your own place?

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Re: 12 Childhood F0otball Rules by MillionDollars: 12:57pm On Aug 11, 2014
lol!! So true. seun frontpage!
Re: 12 Childhood F0otball Rules by rapcy(m): 12:03am On Aug 12, 2014
Hmmm
Re: 12 Childhood F0otball Rules by Christmasdon(m): 9:29pm On Aug 13, 2014
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