Being in a relationship isn’t all holding hands
and rainbows and consistent intimacy. There
comes a time, every so often, when a couple
butts heads, which is exactly why they invented
make-up sex.

As much as he protests, as much as he tries to
fight back, there are just some arguments that no
matter what, a man will never win.
Because — repeat after me — the lady is always
right.
Here are 11 arguments a guy will never win with
his girlfriend.


1. The “Be Honest” Fight
“Be honest. Do you think I’ve gained weight?”
“Maybe a little bit.”
“WHAT?!”
“You said be honest….”
That’s the thing about honesty — when someone
asks for it, it probably means you should lie.
Except when it comes to questions about her
weight, her ass and her parents… then you
shoulddefinitelylie.


2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight
Even if you weren’t checking out another girl,
even your eyeballs could not have possibly
looked in the direction your girlfriend is
claiming, even if there wasn’t an actual female in
sight.
You’re never going to win this argument. And the
more you protest, the more she’ll fire back.
Take a tip from my senior history teacher:
Always give her the view of the restaurant so
your eyes aren’t tempted to wander.


3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight
“I didn’t mean it when I said I didn’t want to
celebrate our anniversary!”


4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight
Men are always getting caught looking at p.orn,
and this time it’s no different. Tuck your tail
under, tell her the requisite things she needs to
hear and have some make-up sex that’s better
than the movies.


5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook”
Fight
Oh, so you thought we wouldn’t see that
borderline slutty comment you left on that girl’s
Facebook photo in which she so happens to
look pretty darn good like a b*tch? Delete it now
or else you shall feel the wrath of one thousand
suns.


6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’
Tonight” Fight
We promise you’ll really like it in the end! It’s so
good, there’s even Meryl Streep and we all
justdieover her. Thanks baby, you’re the best!
Shut. It. Down.


7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My
Friends” Fight
You know what you have to do. Even if it means
dancing to Katy Perry and not touching your
girlfriend’s ass for two hours.


8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need
Attention” Fight
This fight is not unlike a Russian movie — it’s
painful to get through and difficult to interpret,
but there could be worse things, like needing to
hold her hair back.


9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Nude Photo?”
Fight
Who the eff is that girl andwhere can I get her
trainerdelete that sh*t right now.
Why do you still have it and you better not have
opened it since 2005. Congratulations bro, you
just unleashed a whole load of cray cray, so
make like a scissor and cut it out.


10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your
Bros More Than Me?” Fight
Do your friends have boobs? Did they pick up
those chocolate-covered bananas you like? That’s
right. Didn’t think so. Go have fun playing video
games and picking your noses with the guys.


11. The “You’re Coming To The Beyoncé Concert
With Me” Fight
She’s an icon and you know it. We won’t even
mind if you hold your balls the entire night to
secure your manliness. Great, buying the tickets
now. We love you like XO.


12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That
I Didn’t Like” Fight
So, we went snooping through your phone —
clearly we needed to do some investigating.
It still doesn’t compare to the perceived offensive
text messages you’ve been engaging in.
Regardless of how pissed you are that she broke
your privacy, perhaps you shouldn’t give her any
reason to do so.


13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy
Birthday?” Fight
We don’t care if she threw a “Billy Madison”-
style birthday party and then offered you a
gigantic slice of cake. We all know what saying
“Happy Birthday” to an ex means: I’m still not
over you and I want you to think of me on your
special day. Her candle was blown out ages ago.


14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early”
Fight
Unless you plan on getting cozy with your hand
tonight, you will stay with us until we are ready
to leave. This isn’t us making a scene, it’s us
relishing in the scene.


15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight
This one usually doesn’t come out until you’ve
fought about something completely unrelated for
20 minutes. Who said girls were complicated?

www.radar.ng/art-life/15-arguments-no-guy-has-ever-won-against-his-girlfriend-and-never-will/


Reading this brought back some memories and made me laugh

hmmn

borlarge: e

Lol

borlarge: hmmn

Lmao

Story for the gods

As much as he protests, as much as he tries to
fight back, there are just some arguments that no
matter what, a man will never win.
Because — repeat after me — the lady is always
right.

The "i don't care about this Thread" fight.

Hmmmm .Seriously serious

Naija gals no get time for some of the fights you listed there.

everyday NL must give numbers of do's and dont's/ objectives, it's definitely becoming boring









(The gods are wise)

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Interesting.... but not really applicable for Nigerian guys n ladies...

HMmmm

The "you touch fine yansh, get ebola" fight.

Hahaha

Hmmm

OP are you a mod?
Wondering how you created this thread at 7:03am, and it was pushed immediately to FP.
I bet the mod only glanced through

Ah no try women 4 argument o

What's an argument in the first place?
I don't think the aforelisted are arguments.

A man's face is his autobiography. A
woman's face is her work of fiction.

tel me mre

And who moved this to FP ?

na lie