jtwest:
Dis money dat will buy dis is enough to buy an island in dubai

everything shouldn't be more than 600k

jtwest:
Dis money dat will buy dis is enough to buy an island in dubai

everything shouldn't be more than 2m

AdeniyiA:
a word of advice for you, go the nearest Catholic church nd ask of how to become a father

he could go for only court marriage... atleast that one cheaper plus white wedding or better yet do the traditional marriage in the city... Seems like It's the new fad these days.

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

With this list, How many ladies r u getting married to? What part of 9ja get that list make I use am advice my kid bro incase of ...?

nma24: Why? they requested for canoes

be careful

Superstar007:

How this post go take do make my inlaws reduce this list?

1. 20 litres of hot drink
2. 7male goats for elders
3. 7 female goats for the old women
4. 22 Jersey, 22boats, and 10balls for
the youths.
5. 120 yards of Nigeria wax for
the young girls.
6. 30 tubers of yams and 40 sea fishes
for the oldest men and women in the
family.
7. 7 kola nuts and 10 bitter kola.
8. One bull for the king and elders in
council.
9. A sewing machine for the
younger sister.
10. 5 trip of sand and 17 bags of
dangote cement.
11.Three gallons of 20litres
palm wine.
12. 2 white sheep for her elder and
younger brothers.
13. 200 bathroom slippers for
the villagers.
14. 50liters of petrol
15. 4 handsets for her other
siblings.
16. 7 cartons each of star
beer, coke and snap.
17. The father and mother's
clothes with the sum of N180,000.
18. 2 big box that will be use to park
her clothes.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. when coming with the
above items, come with the cow
that will be killed for the marriage
ceremony.

Na bad thing to marry again?

Nd this girl must be frm somewhere in Abia state or Imo state. God abeg close my eyes to any girl frm these states.

barcanista: be careful

careful of What?

That number 10 has always been a big problem between me and my battalions of girlfriends. Even my bros is have the same issue with his wife. Why are women always angry when two brothers share some brotherly time ?

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Babe sup, can u folo bk

Fresia01:
oh,, so much hate seeing ma bf 's exes number on his phone!!! i will b like,, hell no,, wtf is dat bitch's number doing on ur phone,, u arr done with her ryt?? nw get rid of dat goddamn number asap!!!

I lov ur lips lyk craze

Fresia01:
oh,, so much hate seeing ma bf 's exes number on his phone!!! i will b like,, hell no,, wtf is dat bitch's number doing on ur phone,, u arr done with her ryt?? nw get rid of dat goddamn number asap!!!

Hang on a minute




1. The “Be Honest” Fight
I don't ask weight questions that's why I have a bathroom scale . I will ask if what I am wearing is on point or if I have erred in making a decision. I know my father can be overwhelming no one has to lie about that.


2. The “Why Were You Checking Her Out?” Fight
I have never had one of these ...you can admire another person without wanting sex


3. The “I Can’t Read Your Mind” Fight
“I don't read minds either so I say what I mean.


4. The “I Caught You Looking At P.orn” Fight
I have no issues with the man watching p.orn the more
Restrictions the more he is likely to lie.

5. The “Leaving Flirty Comments On Facebook”
Fight
What is Facebook?


6. The “We’re Watching ‘The Devil Wears Prada’
Tonight” Fight
No chick flicks please, Jason Bourne yes please. Waiting for the second part of Warcraft movie. It helps having similar tastes .


7. The “Make More Of An Effort With My
Friends” Fight
What about this ..He has friends I don't like , I have friends he does not like but we are civil to both to both sets of friends.Thats enough effort

8. The “I’m Drunk And Irrational And Need
Attention” Fight
I am merry when tipsy and then it's straight to bed

9. The “Why Do You Still Have That Nude Photo?”
Fight
This is simple you would not like it if your girl had pictures of bbc on her phone some bigger than yours, so respect works both ways


10. The “You Seriously Want To Chill With Your
Bros More Than Me?” Fight
It's healthy to spend time apart


11. The “You’re Coming To The Beyoncé Concert
With Me” Fight
Does it have to be Beyoncé? Could we not be going to a Jay-Z concert?


12. The “I Found Something On Your Phone That
I Didn’t Like” Fight
I cannot relate to this. I expect privacy I will also respect his.


13. The “Why Are You Wishing Your Ex A Happy
Birthday?” Fight
Another ex issue? This feels like a full time job now


14. The “I Don’t Want To Leave This Party Early”
Fight
Compromise it's not always about you

15. The “Tell Me You Love Me” Fight
If you have to ask mmm
Not everyone is good with verbalising emotions
Reading the original post made me realise I would not cope if I was a man.