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Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by wheeladealar: 11:35am On Aug 20, 2014
Guys n gals in the house,I have this problem with my penis,well normally if I see a beautiful girl,I always feel like chatting her up,but I always end up just admiring them without really talking to them,because my penis always embarasses me,Imediately I just say hi to a dishy girl and we start talking,my dick will just jump up and become erect, it is even worse if me and the girl are walking side by side,the bulge will be noticed by people coming opposite me,and I will be trying to hide it. Well this happens everytime I chat up a woman,so I decided to stop talking to girls on the road,in the afternoon.I prefer to talk to them at night,where my erection will not be noticed by people. It is a problem because I still prefer toasting girls in the afternoon,because you will be able to see and appraise her well. What should I do nah, because I keep letting beautiful girls slip through my fingers because of my opinionated dick.
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by tutaboi(m): 11:45am On Aug 20, 2014
Lolzzzzzzz....wear as many pants as u can

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Houseofglam7(f): 11:51am On Aug 20, 2014
Na because ya village people dey use am as public address system for coven.

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by dytbabe: 11:52am On Aug 20, 2014
U still a virgin?
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Nobody: 11:53am On Aug 20, 2014
tutaboi: Lolzzzzzzz....wear as many pants as u can

*dies*
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by marieolae(f): 11:54am On Aug 20, 2014
Lool very funni. Visit the doctor joor instead of promoting dis on nl
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by wheeladealar: 11:59am On Aug 20, 2014
What has over active dick got to do with doctor
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by sistar007(m): 11:59am On Aug 20, 2014
Use ur belt head hold am. Na natural stuff
Soon it will stop
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by marieolae(f): 12:01pm On Aug 20, 2014
wheeladealar: What has over active dick got to do with doctor
it might be a medical issue.
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by wheeladealar: 12:11pm On Aug 20, 2014
Ok I will go see the doctor tomorow,just hope I don't meet a beautiful female doctor,because my dick does not care where and when.

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Tallesty1(m): 12:16pm On Aug 20, 2014
Because you are already having sex with her in ur mind. Stop fantasizing.

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by libertyfather(m): 12:23pm On Aug 20, 2014
Wht u gat is not even 3G infact its 5G so will advice you to switch to EDGE....
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Eyepencil: 12:24pm On Aug 20, 2014
Use rope tie am for ur right leg. it works for me always
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Sparrow13: 12:29pm On Aug 20, 2014
Stop imagining things that will make the di.ck provoked.
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Nobody: 12:39pm On Aug 20, 2014
It's called konjigiatis (konji) u've got to look for a CONGO to shine so as to reduce the tention in ur C.O.R.K
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by longjohnsilver: 12:42pm On Aug 20, 2014
Your body don full dey overflow sef...

From ur post...ur manhood seems to av a mind of it own buh I am sure u are d cause because u gave it d mind with ur dirty imaginations...maybe u shud try thinkin of anoda tin wen chattin up a girl


Try thinkin of tom and jerry cheesy

and if dat one no work...u fit try get rope and tie d tin to ur thighs or like someone rightly said...wear stonewash jeans...dat are harder than stone...

wen e don knock on d stonejeans so tey e get headache...I swear nobody to tell am wen e go drop dat mind wey hin get and adopt ur own "innocent mind" shap shap

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Justeenaleo(f): 12:58pm On Aug 20, 2014
All of you ehn,una advice don kill me finish lmao!!!
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by cirmuell(m): 1:06pm On Aug 20, 2014
grin your case no be hear.
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by cirmuell(m): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2014
libertyfather: Wht u gat is not even 3G infact its 5G so will advice you to switch to EDGE....
EDGE? The thing should go offline grin
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by libertyfather(m): 1:17pm On Aug 20, 2014
cirmuell: EDGE? The thing should go offline grin
. No hin still need some service u knw it attach to the brain so he needs network....I kuku suggest Data service.. grin
cirmuell: EDGE? The thing should go offline grin
. No hin still need some service u knw it attach to the brain so he needs network....I kuku suggest Data service switch off
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by cirmuell(m): 1:22pm On Aug 20, 2014
libertyfather: . No hin still need some service u knw it attach to the brain so he needs network....I kuku suggest Data service.. grin. No hin still need some service u knw it attach to the brain so he needs network....I kuku suggest Data service switch off
pity him,Ordinary GPRS will do grin
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Nobody: 1:26pm On Aug 20, 2014
[size=13pt]Buy tiny boxer briefs, choke that moofoker to impotence gademit. angry[/size] angry
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by latino2swt(m): 1:31pm On Aug 20, 2014
Broda, sorry 4 d embarrassment u've gone tru cos of dis.

Ur prb is confusin...
It myt b dat ur manhood is d one controllin u instead of u takin ful charge of ur body. In dis case, do some work abt wat u think b4 n wen meetin a lady.

Visit a counsellor who is also a clergy 4 help.

If d prb continues, visit a doctor. I'm already praying 4 u.
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by cbliss(m): 1:37pm On Aug 20, 2014
Chisos !!!....jst like dat ?.....e no normal oo but wait oo wat abt wen d girl worwor shey d tin sef dey do u like dat nii ?
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Nobody: 2:03pm On Aug 20, 2014
@OP, you masturbate a lot that's why. But that's none of my business. Stop it!

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Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Dreyl(m): 2:38pm On Aug 20, 2014
Guy make u cellotape your dick,so that it won't misbehave again grin
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by sauceEEP(m): 5:12pm On Aug 20, 2014
@ op don't worry because your RED MEAT WITHOUT BONE is functional..... Enjoy
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Glock9(m): 7:03pm On Aug 20, 2014
Houseofglam7: Na because ya village people dey use am as public address system for coven.

What a reply!!!
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by drnoel: 7:48pm On Aug 20, 2014
cos u be military man
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by PrincessB1(f): 8:21pm On Aug 20, 2014
OP erase negative tot & imagination nd tink of smtin else like in the muvy ¤Kyle XY¤
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by Kosigift(f): 8:45pm On Aug 20, 2014
Houseofglam7: Na because ya village people dey use am as public address system for coven.
Babes!! Lwkmd
Re: Why Do I Always Have An Erection Whenever I Talk To Women? by chimerase2: 8:59pm On Aug 20, 2014
It happened to me wen I was young
Dos days if I start to talk to gals if e start I turn away frm the gal few seconds and den I hang de tin with ma belt shap shap grin
It worked dos days grin

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