Nautillus:

Chamotex & Spikedcylinder sitting in a tree . . . . .K I S S I N G . . .

Kissing? Of course!

@ post

I got this one yesterday:

~ You're from Ondo? You must eat dogs!

@topic

By Women:
Nigerian guys never stick to one woman _{even nigerian chics say that}
Size 12 = Big ****

By Moi
Nigerian chics are fake
Yoruba chics are marriage-obsessed

eldee:

@topic

By Women:
Nigerian guys never stick to one woman _{even nigerian chics say that}
Size 12 = Big ****

By Moi
Nigerian chics are fake
Yoruba chics are marriage-obsessed

By this, na the God of war go invade your dreams

@post
Naija men are ugly.
I hear that so often, it ain't even funny anymore

*Morenike:

By this, na the God of war go invade your dreams

Curse all you like . . . it won't change the truth
Just imagine this scenario . . .

This Nigerian chic just finished receiving the shagging of her life
When the dude, as a gentleman offered to get her some food, she refused

Why?? Her church was holding a 70 days fasting programme, so she couldn't eat . . .
Now tell me, how fake can sumone get??

eldee:

Curse all you like . . . it won't change the truth
Just imagine this scenario . . .

This Nigerian chic just finished receiving the shagging of her life
When the dude, as a gentleman offered to get her some food, she refused

Why?? Her church was holding a 70 days fasting programme, so she couldn't eat . . .
Now tell me, how fake can sumone get??

That's the best scenario you can come up with.,
One, even if you were not exaggerating the amount of fasting days, it might be true. The Church am going to now, wants a fasting 3 first days of every month. Why lie about fasting? If you fear the dude's food, just say no.

Men are the same. Abeg, if the lady can't cook, y'all lie so she wnt think her cooking sucks.
I mean, what idiotic monkey would actually tell his wife right out that her cooking sucks.

Another reason she might be fasting is to lose the extra adipose she got. I, for once, WILL NOT tell a guy am trying to lose weight. PB!!

That aside, dnt let one or two rotten apple(s) spoil all the rotten apples in the basket.

70 days fasting! lmao!! Your cooking must really suck!

eldee:

Curse all you like . . . it won't change the truth
Just imagine this scenario . . .

This Nigerian chic just finished receiving the shagging of her life
When the dude, as a gentleman offered to get her some food, she refused

Why?? Her church was holding a 70 days fasting programme, so she couldn't eat . . .
Now tell me, how fake can sumone get??

If she doesn't sleep with you now, you would be the first to say she's locked up in the 18th century.

stillwater:

If she doesn't sleep with you now, you would be the first to say she's locked up in the 18th century.

E se n jare!
He'll be the first one to say she's "playing to hard to get".

stillwater:

If she doesn't sleep with you now, you would be the first to say she's locked up in the 18th century.

Yeah . . . but does that mean she has to use pharisee-ish ways to quote the Bible??

I've seen many chics that scream 'JESUS!!!' when they hit orgasm
Talk about calling HIS name in vain

*Morenike:

That's the best scenario you can come up with.,
One, even if you were not exaggerating the amount of fasting days, it might be true. The Church am going to now, wants a fasting 3 first days of every month. Why lie about fasting? If you fear the dude's food, just say no.

Men are the same. Abeg, if the lady can't cook, y'all lie so she wnt think her cooking sucks.
I mean, what idiotic monkey would actually tell his wife right out that her cooking sucks.

Another reason she might be fasting is to lose the extra adipose she got. I, for once, WILL NOT tell a guy am trying to lose weight. PB!!

That aside, dnt let one or two rotten apple(s) spoil all the rotten apples in the basket.

70 days fasting! lmao!! Your cooking must really suck!

Yeah . . . so you Bleep and fast at the same time??
I rest me case

eldee:

Yeah . . . but does that mean she has to use pharisee-ish ways to quote the Bible??

I've seen many chics that scream 'JESUS!!!' when they hit orgasm
Talk about calling HIS name in vain

rotflmao!! eldee, you're not serious. You don't mean this!
What about the men that cry "Goddddddddddddd!! Damn, God bless that mama that gave you that MS"?

eldee:

Yeah . . . so you Bleep and fast at the same time??
I rest me case

What about that Naija men that fast when their wife cooks, but eats when they get to their friend's house?
fasting ko slowing ni

eldee:

Yeah . . . but does that mean she has to use pharisee-ish ways to quote the Bible??

I've seen many chics that scream 'JESUS!!!' when they hit orgasm
Talk about calling HIS name in vain

Remember in God's eyes all sins are equal. It's not as if her punishment would be in different grades. . . one for fornicating, the other for hypocrisy. Naa, you yourself aren't excluded from punishment you get from sinning either, so stop trying to look like the saint here by branding Nigerian girls fake.

*Morenike:

What about that Naija men that fast when their wife cooks, but eats when they get to their friend's house?
fasting ko slowing ni

That's not using God's name in vain . . . that's using God's name to escape food poisoning

*Morenike:

rotflmao!! eldee, you're not serious. You don't mean this!
What about the men that cry "Goddddddddddddd!! Damn, God bless that mama that gave you that MS"?

Yeah . . . but we don't go to church the next day to 'lift hands in worship'

eldee:

That's not using God's name in vain . . . that's using God's name to escape food poisoning
Yeah . . . but we don't go to church the next day to 'lift hands in worship'

Dude, you're so sexist it's not funny

So when women say they're fasting, they're fake.
When men say they're not hungry, they want to escape food poisoning

lmao! So what do you go to church the next day to do?
Look at every passing boobs or moving hips?

stillwater:

Remember in God's eyes all sins are equal. It's not as if her punishment would be in different grades. . . one for fornicating, the other for hypocrisy. Naa, you yourself aren't excluded from punishment you get from sinning either, so stop trying to look like the saint here by branding Nigerian girls fake.

Nah . . . when you're fake, you lose ur integrity
Even God can't buy that back for you

eldee:

Nah . . . when you're fake, you lose ur integrity
Even God can't buy that back for you

Oh yea, yea right!
Naija men preserve their integrity by . . . .

*Morenike:

Dude, you're so sexist it's not funny

So when women say they're fasting, they're fake.
When men say they're not hungry, they want to escape food poisoning

lmao! So what do you go to church the next day to do?
Look at every passing boobs or moving hips?

Nah . . . difference is . . . in you example, you used 'wife'
In my example . . .  

Nah . . . I go to ask for forgiveness
She goes back and she's still in the choir

eldee:

Nah . . . difference is . . . in you example, you used 'wife'
In my example . . .

Nah . . . I go to ask for forgiveness
She goes back and she's still in the choir

ughhhh. You ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You, the same guy that was screaming "Goddddddddddddddd" while having sex is the same guy leading the chior.
Should that take that as being fake?


@post
Naija men are not romantic

Naija women know how to treat their men

eldee:

Nah . . . when you're fake, you lose ur integrity
Even God can't buy that back for you

There's repentance on your part, and forgiveness on His

stillwater:

There's repentance on your part, and forgiveness on His

GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU BACK YOUR INTEGRITY!!!

And as for forgiveness
And . . . A saint is just a sinner who fell down, and rose up back again

*Morenike:

ughhhh. You ARE IMPOSSIBLE!!!
You, the same guy that was screaming "Goddddddddddddddd" while having sex is the same guy leading the chior.
Should that take that as being fake?

The fact that you see it as wrong means it's not a norm
Nigerian chics are fake . . . it's a proven fact

eldee:

The fact that you see it as wrong means it's not a norm
Nigerian chics are fake . . . it's a proven fact

w/e

eldee:

The fact that you see it as wrong means it's not a norm
Nigerian chics are fake . . . it's a proven fact

why im i not surprised by this comment
cud it be that its because its coming from you

eldee:

GOD CANNOT GIVE YOU BACK YOUR INTEGRITY!!!

And as for forgiveness
And . . . A saint is just a sinner who fell down, and rose up back again

DOES MAN'S DEFINITION OF YOU MATTER WHEN GOD'S ALREADY ACCEPTED YOU IN HIS WELCOMING ARMS? Bloody No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rich boys are players ^{i hya this all the time and its annoying}

tope2000:

why I'm i not surprised by this comment
cud it be that its because its coming from you

You actually think I'm sexist??
Aight why've I not said 'Brit chics are fakers'??

Oh . . . maybe I'm just hating on y'all cus u're black

stillwater:

DOES MAN'S DEFINITION OF YOU MATTER WHEN GOD'S ALREADY ACCEPTED YOU IN HIS WELCOMING ARMS?

YES . . . ask the ex-cons that are searching desperately for acceptance . . . even jobs

richo:

rich boys are players ^{i hya this all the time and its annoying}

They are

_{That SOB!!}

not all rich boys

@eldee
please define fake and why you think naija girls are FAKE
because you can't make judgement alone by the FAKE girls u've been dating.

eldee:

You actually think I'm sexist??
Aight why've I not said 'Brit chics are fakers'??

Oh . . . maybe I'm just hating on y'all cus u're black
YES . . . ask the ex-cons that are searching desperately for acceptance . . . even jobs

Let's assume you did not type that with the intention of being sarcastic, are some brit chics not black too?

Abegi!! You're hating on us because you want [/b]to.
Give us another reason. Naija men are faker than [b]aluminum cotton.

ibkaye:

not all rich boys

*Morenike:

They are  

_{That SOB!!}

thanx ibk!!


@morenike

not all rich boys are players!!!!

richo:


thanx ibk!!


@morenike

not all rich boys are players!!!!

Not all of them, but let's just assume 98% of them are players

Rich men are dumb

eldee:


YES . . . ask the ex-cons that are searching desperately for acceptance . . . even jobs

Were they fake? We are talking about fake people, aren't we?