@topic
American chics have this accent that sounds cute on TV but irritating when you speak to 'em in real life

eldee:

I said it already, sarcasm is too complicated for you shallow brain to decipher
Don't worry, I'll start spelling out my posts for people like you to understand
Bite me

lmao. . . . is someone in a mood?
I'm the last one to say does not understand sarcasm.
But since you implied that my "shallow" brain cannot decipher sarcasm, why don't leave it at that.

Abi, if I didn't know/understand that you were trying [/i]to be sarcastic, why would I have mentioned [i]"Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic"?

A stereotype I've heard often is that all men are in a relationship only for sex.

Also, all black men have huge joysticks.

Women only want a man's money.

Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

Good men are rare. _{Depends on what your definition of good is and where you are looking.}

@eldee
actually it sounds cute because the sound track is m9ixed and masterd in the studio


@morenike
are u nigerian?
@topic

ghanian girls have big breasts ^{the ones i have seen sha}

Tope, make i divate small,
wetin carry me go yal profile, i no know,
You fine, ? Yes oh.

richo:

@morenike
are u nigerian?

No, am Chinese
Yes, am Nigerian. Look at my siggy

DaPhoenix:

Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

lmao!!

inbox:

I might be blind if i keep on just reading all ur posts and by the time u want 2 finally listen and give me an ear u will have 2 cope with a poor blind guy that is madly in love with u

how can fall u in love with me by just reading my post

letz not derail the topic please

mystics:

Tope, make i divate small,
wetin carry me go yal profile, i no know,
You fine, ? Yes oh.

Thanks

*Morenike:

lmao. . . . is someone in a mood?
I'm the last one to say does not understand sarcasm.
But since you implied that my "shallow" brain cannot decipher sarcasm, why don't leave it at that.

Abi, if I didn't know/understand that you were trying [/i]to be sarcastic, why would I have mentioned [i]"Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic"?

How about . . . I know he's been sarcatic, let me not start assuming things??

DaPhoenix:

Size doesn't matter. _{Come on. . .}

Hehehehe . . . you just made my day
It's strange how only chics wiv boyfriends wiv 4' rods say this

richo:

@eldee
actually it sounds cute because the sound track is m9ixed and masterd in the studio

Nah . . . are you trying to tell me that they change accents in TV studios??
Let's just accept it, the american accent is B.S

eldee:

How about . . . I know he's been sarcatic, let me not start assuming things??

No. How about "Let's assume Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic. . . ."?

eldee:

Hehehehe . . . you just made my day
It's strange how only chics with boyfriends with 4' rods say this

Let's just say that I am amused when I hear that.

@topic, blonds are retarded and are intimacy gadgets, hence all the Playboy bunnies are blond. _{Those bunnies are smart. . . off camera.}

White men are great lovers. _{Just give me the black dude any day.}

White ppl got cheesy teeth

iranian girls have sexier hips than naija babes!!! those chics are hot under the hijabbi. . . u need to see them in jeans

Not talking about issues make them go away. _{If only. . .}

*Morenike:

No. How about "Let's assume Let's assume you had no intention of being sarcastic. . . ."?

It's no longer a family secret, u're daft
So I'm now being racist against blacks??

Hmmn . . . How do I explain this one sef??

richo:

iranian girls have sexier hips than naija babes!!! those chics are hot under the hijabbi. . . u need to see them in jeans

But you have to admit, they're daft
I saw Dubai chics wearing hijabs while swimming at beaches
Like WTF??

@topic
Condoms are not safe

eldee:

It's no longer a family secret, u're daft
So I'm now being racist against blacks??

Hmmn . . . How do I explain this one sef??

lmao!! I'm loving the way you're twisting my words.
If you think yourself racist, should I care?

Oh hon, it's never been a secret that you're beyong daft

Light is beautiful

eldee:

@topic
Condoms are not safe

Related to that, I've heard from Nairaland men that having sex with a virgin for one night without a condom won't do any of the following:

1) make her pregnant

2) give you or her any STDs

Also,

1) her vagina will be so small you need to finger her first then insert your penis. If it isn't small, she isn't a virgin.

2) When her hymen is torn, there has to be a bucketful of blood gushing out of her to show she was actually a virgin. If there was no hymen, she wasn't a virgin and so you must dump her. You also need to raise eyebrows if you don't get the exact amount of blood.

So many things I have learned from my beloved friends at Nairaland.

*Morenike:

lmao!! I'm loving the way you're twisting my words.
If you think yourself racist, should I care?

Oh hon, it's never been a secret that you're beyong daft

If you don't care then stop assuming bullcrap . . . c'est fini
I don't get it, not only are you stupid, you're proud to showcase it

DaPhoenix:

Related to that, I've heard from Nairaland men that having sex with a virgin for one night without a condom won't do any of the following:

1) make her pregnant

2) give you or her any STDs

Also,

1) her vagina will be so small you need to finger her first then insert your privates. If it isn't small, she isn't a virgin.

2) When her hymen is torn, there has to be a bucketful of blood gushing out of her to show she was actually a virgin. If there was no hymen, she wasn't a virgin and so you must dump her. You also need to raise eyebrows if you don't get the exact amount of blood.

So many things I have learned from my beloved friends at Nairaland.

Hehehe . . . It's shameful, some pple still think like this??

I heard it on NL that virgins are righteous, holy and that the only reason they're deprived of sainthood is because the Pope is racist

speakin of virgins,
i heard that a virgin can have sex and still be a virgin. . . if she is penetrated in the ass hole

richo:

speakin of virgins,
i heard that a virgin can have sex and still be a virgin. . . if she is penetrated in the ass hole 

Oh! No wonder you still claim to be a virgin. LOL!!! I'm just playing. I've never heard that before but that is dumb.

eldee:

I heard it on NL that virgins are righteous, holy and that the only reason they're deprived of sainthood is because the Pope is racist

hahahahahaha

eldee:

If you don't care then stop assuming bullcrap . . . c'est fini
I don't get it, not only are you stupid, you're proud to showcase it

Broadcast it showcase it, w/e.
You're simply too strong headed to realize that you made a mistake, so you switched to insult.
My dear, w/e rocks your boat.

When am done with the TV, you can broadcast your own. shior.

@post
British peeps got attitude. na, seriously, I hear this a lot

AA cuss a lot, they dnt know what love is

White ppl divorce a lot

DaPhoenix:

Oh! No wonder you still claim to be a virgin. LOL!!! I'm just playing. I've never heard that before but that is dumb.

lol theres nothin that will make me bend over for another guy!! i dnt even support the anal bangin of females talkless of . . .


@topic
i also heard that riding a horse can break the hymen

richo:

@topic
i also heard that riding a horse can break the hymen

For some women, even exercise. Ok, enough virginity talk.

Stereotype: If a woman gets down "too early" in a relationship, she is cheap.

if it takes a boy more than 10seconds to answer no to a "do i look fat" question it means he is lying