waxdude:
*rolled eyez*

dre11:


Did she ask u to be her lawyer....
Am sure u are one of the guys that kept spreading rumours to her

Why would I spread rumours to her? Na mat ni?

Ksslib:
Lol. Ode.

I no even know who you dey talk about sef. And I no wan know.

Hehehe. Chinch.

How you go know? You resemble Judas; you sabi deny person wey love you so.

timmituyi: Looool.......nice one bro. Everyone seems to have a unique identification......smiles.

Hehehe, thank you sis. Yes, we all do. In due time, we'll be able to uniquely identify you, too.

Cestmoi1:
Hahahahahaha! You no well....

JekyllAndHyde:

Why would I spread rumours to her? Na mat ni?

JekyllAndHyde:

Don't be scared. We're just joking. Come on in, you'll love it .

Dannyxy: the vaseline boy.



...and lots more. I don tire to type

14:

1986, Pay-television came to South Africa when an analogue, single-channel service, M-Net, was launched by Naspers. For almost seven years, all M-Net's operations were handled by a single company.
1993, Naspers created a subsidiary company, Multichoice, which was to handle the business arm of M-Net, such as decoder sales, subscriber services and account management.[citation needed]
1995, Multichoice announced that it was launching a new digital, satellite service in South Africa and, on 6 October 1995, DStv was officially activated to subscribers. The original video channel bouquet consisted of 17 channels: M-Net, MGM Channel, TCM, TNT Sci-Fi Universal, SuperSport, ESPN, SelecTV, Travel Channel, KTV, Cartoon Network, BBC World News, CNN International, Sky News, Trinity Broadcasting Network, MTV, VH1 and TV5Monde.
2000, Launch of W4 Eutelsat satellite with Ku-band services to sub-Saharan Africa and the Indian Ocean Islands.
2001, Launch of Indian and Portuguese bouquet.
2002, Launch of Interactive Television.
2003, Dual View decoder launched.
2005, The DStv PVR decoder and DStv Compact is launched. DStv Premium subscribers South Africa cross the 1 million mark.
2006, MultiChoice launches BBBEE Share Scheme, Phuthuma Nathi. Channel Shuffle on 1 October, moving channels around to 3-digit numbers and for them to be in their right genre groups.
2007, Launch of DStv Select and of entry bouquet DStv EasyView.
2008, Launch of DStv's first High Definition decoder the HD PVR, XtraView and the first HD channel, M-Net HD.
2009, HD channels - SuperSport 1 HD, Discovery HD Showcase are launched.
2010, DVB over IP (Digital Video Broadcast over Internet Protocol) and DStv on Demand service launched, as well as the HD PVR 2P and M-Net Movies 1 HD.
2011, DStv BoxOffice & DStv Mobile launched.
2011, GOtv, a new digital pay television offering on digital terrestrial television platforms is established in a number of countries in Sub-Saharan Africa.
2012, DStv launched a new satellite in August "Intelsat 20", shuffling the channel numbers and offering subscribers 8 new HD channels from 1 October:
M-Net Movies Premier
M-Net Movies Comedy
M-Net Movies Family
M-Net Movies Action +
M-Net Movies Romance
M-Net Movies Showcase
M-Net Series Showcase (is a dedicated Series Channel first Fresh HD Series )
Studio Universal HD
2 new AfricaMagic channels[clarification needed - Which ones?]
2013, Multichoice adds FoxHD to (DStv Premium Premium package only) and kykNET & Kie (DStv Family, Compact, and Premium packages). It also launched a new DStv Family bouquet[1]
2013, DStv subscribers across Africa reach 6.7 million, with 4.5 million within South Africa.[2]
2013, Multichoice launches its next-generation PVR decoder, the DStv Explora to Revolutionise TV in SA[3]
2014, The new Channel Lifetime launch on Channel 131

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DStv

I hate to argue

safarigirl: nobody will read these epistles you quote so make it brief and highlight important points.

Stop googling SADC, google east African countries, or are you scared of what you'll find?

This is getting old and you're looking dumber by the post. You still haven't brought anything to dispute the fact that Moz and Rwanda are GEOGRAPHICALLY set in East Africa, all this SADC ish isn't geography, hope you understand that.

Now for the sake of this sensible thread, I won't reply any of your little tantrums until you present anything to support that those countries are located within SADC in geography

And to further buttress the point that SADC does not equal Southern Africa like your myopic mind wishes. DRC is under SADC, according to your post, but this is what Wikipedia has to say on them:
. The Democratic Republic of the Congo (French: République démocratique du Congo), also known as DR Congo, DRC, Congo, Congo-Kinshasa, DROC,[5][6] or RDC, is a country located in Central Africa

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo

JekyllAndHyde:

No be news again naa, Frenchie.

And9: BREAKING NEWS: Big Brother Africa welcomes most
controversial housemate ever! **BRADTHELADLONG**
You know we had to get on the band wagon as well. So
Rumors Surfacing today state that An American "KID" will be
entering the #BBAHotShotsHouse come the 5th of October as
a major Twist to the show.
An article by Media Whispers states - " producers have lined-
up an incredible star to join the other crazy hopefuls.
Controversial internet star, BradTheLadLong, who is famous
for his odd but amusing Youtube videos has been confirmed
as a housemate for the African version of Big Brother.
The unusual American youngster recently made headlines after
he was offered a big sum to enter 'Celebrity Big Brother' in
the UK but dropped out last minute as he said he was 'too
famous' for the gig but is desperate to make a name for
himself in Africa.
This is the first time Big Brother Africa have put in a well-
known person into the house but it's said they are hoping for
fireworks as Brad stirs the whole game up completely and
brings out the strategic side that Big Brother is meant to
have.
After Brad tweeted from his twitter account, "en route to
africa!", a top UK reality TV producer commented, "producers
behind Big Brother Africa have definitely got it right this year.
BradTheLadLong is a phenomenal signing and viewers should
be ready for the best Big Brother they've ever seen. He's
crazy...will tune in for the first time."
It is expected that this will be the highest rated ever Big
Brother due to the appearance of BradTheLadLong as people
will be intrigued to see what the Youtuber gets up to."
NB: All we can say is, i hope the producers bring this little Kid
to Africa, so that Our Housemates and us the FANS show him
that " THIS IS AFRICA " and No one is Above others here,
"Too Famous" hahaha this kid will wish he never signed up
for #BBA because i know for a fact OUR Housemates won't
take his bullsh*t (excuse our french)


https://mobile.twitter.com/BradTheLadLong

JekyllAndHyde:
Don't be scared. We're just joking. Come on in, you'll love it here.
Meet
Ochon: grandpa Ostrich and the only bald headed guy who has been friend-zoned, brother-zoned and grandfather-zoned by over 5 ladies on this thread.
Reincarnated: the short guy with a heavy boot; he's 5'2.
Ksslib: the gala hawker from Benin.
Forkadict: the Melvin slayer.
Safarigirl: the analyst from Kalakuta republic.
IyawoTM: the only Iyawo in the house - and the mother of Jekyll Harel.
Dre11: Agbgift's unfaithful husby.
Agbgift: our BBA lawyer.
Lertee: Njokusboy's boo.
Pyschedelia: the professional word slayer.
StateOfMind: JovialJov's lover and Psychedelia's
Ellab: the baby of the house.
JovialJov: the lady that sleeps when everyone is awake and vice-versa.
Dominique: our BBA mod, fighting for the rights of my peasants on this thread.
Njokusboy Mr ....? Ksslib, wetin be that name again?
Jekyll: the guy with the best moniker and dual personality; king of all peasants on this thread.
Wildchild1: Ik Osakodua.
AndreRush: the coolest nigga here and the mailinator commander of Tamuno, Ekene & co in BBA The Chase.
Dannyxy: the vaseline boy.
GHKwame: defender of Ghana.
CestMoi1: the Nigerian lady who wishes she's French.
Aida13: Psychedelia's alter-ego.
Russello: our Ghanaian brother.
Chrisbenogor: our Ghanaian brother.
Giiyaz: the repentant troll from BBA the Chase and the lover of backa.
Hiteelong: Jekyll Harel's potential - and yet-to-be approved (she submitted her CV to IyawoTM) - sugar momma.
Waxdude: that dude who loves wax. What the hell did I just type?
ToyinDipo: StateOfMind's secret lover.
Sholay2011: Dillish Kilishi's online boo.
...and lots more. I don tire to type

Dannyxy: safarigirl, your head correct well well.

muhehe, when I said we should not criticise housemate's looks yet, that they might look better than supposed, they say I was forming holy holy.

funny enough, you might find yourself crushing the person you insulted, pics can be very deceivinggg.

Aida13 I have stored all your post, let me catch you crushing, I will so laughhh. buhaha

dre11:

Nah me u dey ask abi the person that resemble this moniker ......

Nah Wetin u tag ur self in all this ur summary of thought and not facts

Dannyxy: why are you exposing yourself?,

see ehn, LADIES be wary of this guy, when others are carrying "hand sanitizer", he is carrying "Vaseline sanitizer", in fact he has a special vasline spray, made in china for that matter, and the bad thing is that he exhaust it in minutes, you guys should be careful oh, you tell him ordinary "hy", my good friend would bring out his vasline and begin his hobby..

I am not joking oh

See how he exposed himself. So, there's vaseline sanitizer?

Cestmoi1:
Thanks for acknowledging it....lol@Frenchie

You're welcome, dear. Btw, @highlighted, I know what came to your mind. Be wise...lol

StateOfMind: Nice one safarigirl.. The kind of epistles I don't mind reading. Where can I get to watch the videos though? You tube? Big brother website? Don't tell me to google it o..
lol. I would like to watch and see if I share the same views too. Thanks.

Jekyll, well done o, I know where to punish you..

The punisher. It's a mutual something.

Aida13:



Abegi, my eyes can't deceive me in the case of the following:

That Ghana guy with d ponmo lips and kente tuxedo

That Rwandan guy, so skinny[b] like he joined BA just to enjoythe free food[/b], nothing more (Mr. Smiling Gums)

That Mozambique guy with d spikes studded in his leather jacket, an imitation Sulu an even cheaper version than the original...lmao

Yeah sure it's too soon to judge, but for now I can only judge on what I see (their looks in photos) So until I get to know them personally before I can decide to "crush or not crush"

And me I don't just crush anyhow oo. Just you wait and see *wink*

AndrERush: @JekyllAndHyde

What's up? Saw your extremely witty spot. You are definitely one of the cool people on here as well. Feeling ready for the new season?

Aida13:

If it's one thing I hate it's fake housemates or 'planted' celebrities given an "agenda" even before entering the house. Big Brother should try and be more creative, seriously. I prefer when all housemates are on a level playing field. No undercover B.S.





I hope to see this Psychadelia in action soon Nice analysis, I feel like I know everyone already

JekyllAndHyde:

You'll definitely see him. Lol

JekyllAndHyde:
And Jekyll wept.

safarigirl: So i've watched the videos of some houdemates and these are my reviews on those I've watched.
1. Idris- Tanzania
Don't be deceived guys. This dude is one fine brutha, his pic does him no justice . Seems like a cool fella, nice smile, nice voice. Reminds me of Ricco from season3, not as wild though, but same youthful exuberance. Look forward to seeing more of him.
2. Kaycey Moore- Ghana
When a prominent member of Team Ghana on twitter tweeted that she would be supporting Tayo over the Ghanaian reps this year, I thought "they can't be that bad"...well, I don't know bout Bea, but this dude is terrible. He doesn't even realize he's repping Ghana.
He opened up with the lines "i'm originally from Ghana" (are you serious?)..and then went on to tell us how 'Kaycey' is an adulterated version of his real name 'Kwesi'...I mean, he sounded so detached from all things Ghana it was sad to see and annoying too. Plus, he sounds like a girl
3. Lillian- Nigeria
She has a bubbly personality. Nice voice, nice accent (I mean a naija one, not some fake Yankee shii)...might actually be the only girl lighting up Saturday parties and it's saddening....I still dey find the yansh wey giiyaz say she get sha , definitely one to look forward to
4. Luis- Namibia
"Hi, my name is Luis(s not pronounced), i'm from Namibia and I have a 6 peck (it's pack he meant to say, but he pronounces it peck) ...looking forward to his accent, gonna be laughing hard at that. He looks good, a finer version of MC Hammer.
As for the packs? It's kinda dry so anyone looking forward to that? Don't bother, I've seen better 6 packs on conductors in Isolo
5. Mr.265- Malawi.
Honestly, whoever took this guy's picture no like am at all, in fact, his ex must have been involved cuz he looks far better than it portrayed. Seems like a COOL fella. He's a DJ, so expect his opinion on some party nights as far as DJs go . Seems like a player as well, so look forward to the return of Alex Bumaye
6. Nhlanhla- South Africa.
First off, forget the spelling, this name is pronounced 'NtaNta'po...at least that's what he said...i'm going to have a good laugh watching IK introduce him and then watching housemates get used to the name . Seems like a calm dude, smart and easy-going. Don't see much of an entertainer here, he's more like an O'neal, but less bitter and manipulative. I mean O'neal pre-West African vendetta
7. Tayo- Nigeria
I'm not really sure how to feel about this dude yet, Lillian's interview was more interesting. He seems okay, not so much a Boreneal fella, sorry but I don't see an Uti here to those who were hoping he's like that and I don't see a Kevin either. Yet to find a housemate to place his character with. Might just be his own person.
Will post any more I watch

safarigirl: More
8. Ellah- Uganda
henceforth, I shall refer to this babe as Black Widow. She's very pretty, nice body (and yes guys, she plans to shower na.k-ed ), nice voice, she's quirky. Seems like a Dillish kinda character, has the coy seductress thing going on so she'll be getting a lotta male attention. I see her with someone like Mr. 265...at least I see him trying his best to get her attention
9. M'am Bea- Ghana
Thank God for small mercies. I'm glad to say, this girl is DEFINITELY Ghanaian, she has the accent on point, homely person. Natasha is back guys , she says she loves cooking, fashion designer. Hshe'll most likely be the mother hen so not much fun and sorry guys, don't expect any dancing from this one. Lillian will have to promote shoki all on her own
10. Macky2- Zambia
I regret to inform you all, that yes, this nigga is as worgly as he looks. Looks like Kaone and LK4 had a baby....funny thing is, dude acts like he's Trey Songz . A lot of self confidence going on there, he actually thinks some lady in the house will be interested in straffing him ...should be a fun fellow
11. Permithias- Namibia
Sounds like a transvestite...if there's a gay Namibian in that house, it's this dude. Feminine voice, will most likely be sleeping in the kitchen with Bea. Thinks he's a threat...I think he's mistaking BBA for Top Chef. This one won't go far, e no even fine sef
@stateofmind, the videos are on youtube. Just search 'bba hotshots"...maybe you can help profile the rest