Some Silly questions people ask these days: (And ‘Lovely’ Answers)
When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:
Are you sleeping?
Answer: No! I’m training to die.
When it’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask:
Are you going out in this rain?
Answer: No, I would go in the next one.
Your friend calls your HOME phone:
Where are you?
Answer: At the bus-stop.
They see you wet coming out from the bathroom:
Did you just have a bath?
Answer: No. I fell in the toilet bowl.
You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:
Going up?
Answer: No! No! I am waiting for my office to come down and get me.
Yours boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him:
Are those flowers?
Answer: No baby! They are carrots.
You’re in the toilet when someone knocks on the door asking:
Is anyone in there?
Answer: No! Na SHIT, lock the door.
You’re in a queue to buy tickets at the cinema, a friend sees you and asks:
What are you doing here?
Answer: I’m here to pay my school fees.
A friend in surprise sees you on board the same flight and asks you:
Are you on this flight?
Answer: No, I just found myself on it.