marieolae: alright were good to go

Wow! Are you serious?

nedum87: Waiting 4 d right Enugu guy of cos...

And what if the right guy is from Zamfara

temigracie: ...Lwkmdfh ooo....

temi, how are u doing. I like u and I stay in Ilorin. I wish to meet u. 08184156670 is my mobile. thanks

M single because guys don't worth my stress..I can't kill myself because I wanna satisfy a guy

saaedlee: DATE: 31st December, Year 20**.(00-14)
Time: 23:30 hours
Venue: Your Church
Assignment: Write down what you want God to do for you this coming year;

1. God give me a man, that will love me n care for me.
2. God I want my marriage in the 1st quarter of this year.
3. God Please I don't want to catch flowers again, am getting old.

FAST FORWARD
DATE: 9th Sept, Year 2014.
Time: 08:00 hours
Venue: NAIRALAND
Topic: Reasons why are you still single.

Your Reply:
1. Am not ready for any commitment OR
2. All Men are just cheats OR
3. Men just want Sex OR
4. I prefer lesbian relationships OR
5. Etc





Who the Heck are you deceiving? Get a bl@@dy life!!! / #DoroStupid

Brother mi. I tire oh

GoodFaith:
U are a lady
I guess u are trouble
"one's have met are temporary"----- [color=#990000][/colorThey are just helping u warm ur toto
I guess
"megabyte2: Still single because don't want to get into another wrong relationship cos the one's have met are temporary."

At all nothing of such never occurred between us

Am single cos when she was ready and I wasn't......Now that am already she is gone..........am heading back to the drawing board

IYANGBALI: One man cannot satisfy me sexually and I woulnt like to cheat on my husband

*Still sipping on my cold fresh palmwine*

ixora3: Am single cos all d good guys comin my way r short and am short too

Are you on whatsapp?

Am single..cos of famz ishes...plus I am not ready sef....buh am gradually watching d love of my life slip away....not wise buh...buh dats d situation

ChildofChukwu: Because I have vision, but most girls want television.

Bruh, WTF?

missberrypop5: simple. My reason. Men sucks. It's not a big deal though.

So... kini big deal

SAVEDBABA: ;DI am single because,I am shy nd d last girl I asked out said "I am sorry but I am not interested"

LoL
I can imagine that, atleast its better than giving you false hopes

charismatic1: I am single for good reasons but ready to mingle.

Incase you want to give it a shot,kindly send me an email if you meet these requirements.

A good practicing christian(pentecostal)
A professional
At least 5'9 tall and average size body
29yrs and above,matured mind,no ego,no pride
A good family background
Preferably someone that resides in the US,UK and co but not too interested in Nigerian residence cos it doesn't work well for me,communication goes bad at the end of the day and communication is very vital to me.

NOTE:If this post is disturbing to you,kindly ignore or put up your own criteria.No disrespect please.

Hi.. Are you on whatsapp?

havilla: Am single because am shy and reserved and most guys think am snobbish, am trying to come out of my shell though. Then the few I meet suspect me of having a guy somewhere really don't know why.

Don't mind them........let's hook up

Ivanspring:

Thank you so much! I was beginning to think i was an alien from outerspace. I pray and believe i'll find 'that' guy soon.

Hi.. Are you on whatsapp?

megabyte2: At all nothing of such never occurred between us

if it need to be warmed
somebody need to help

sandra50: Still loving my ex for the past 2years,looking for my ex in any guy that approaches me and too picky.

Awww... I'm a sucker for things like that. I just had to comment on this. I know there must have been a reason for your breakup, but it needn't end you guys forever. You love him, he loves you(hoping). Ask him out again. I tend to be a romantic sometimes, I am also terribly practical(both sides coexist seamlessly). So I understand things might not be that easy. Still, like I said I'm a sucker for the stuck-on-the-ex thing. I'm rooting over here for you guys. I hope you get back together.

Vivly: Looking for my Johnny.

After friend zoning him

Superstar007:

LoL
I can imagine that, atleast its better than giving you false hopes

dats y I still love d girl cos she ws straight

I think it's the best option at the moment for me while I face my studies.First things first and no unnecessary distractions.

I don't even know why I'm single, and I'm not enjoying it.

LyfeJennings: Honestly, no reason I can point out .
Some girl i used to date moved on without me & now,I feel insecure to go into another one. Sides,I just dont think im ready yet. My life has got a lot of flaws, God is yet to answer any of my prayers. So if it would be best to keep my shame to myself & stay away from anything female including female mosquitoes.

Whenever I feel lonely,weed is a very good drug,sometimes codeine, other times, refnol, most times cigarette. They are good at keep my company. .

What you're doing is feeling sorry for yourself and wallowing. At least that's what it sound like. Everyone feels that way some time. What's with 'God not answering your prayers'? Unless you make a conscious decision to shake it off and get proactive, nothing's gonna change.

Still searching...

AriDsexy:
It has to be from Nairaland,huh?Guess u don't want to settle down now.

Who knws?
Are u d mrs right av been waiting 4.

Because I onse dated and engaged a girl after 7 years of relationship and found out she's a hardcore bysexual just few weeks after intorduction.




Now I just have this feeling that this people called females are all thesame and very complex.

SAVEDBABA: dats y I still love d girl cos she ws straight

Cool

Vado:

Bruh, WTF?

"If you leave a man with vision for a man with a television, soon you'll watch the man with vision on your husband's television"

Don't know who said it, but it's true.

A new MUGU is born whenever a man falls in luv

victor08:

You need deliverance girl!

come take me to your babalawo pastor now

victor08:
[size=18pt]Please tell us the kind of guy you are looking for...He might be here now reading.

Don't be shy my dear![/size]

I love dark guys, cute, nt too tall bt average

shinery53: temi, how are u doing. I like u and I stay in Ilorin. I wish to meet u. 08184156670 is my mobile. thanks

you be learner,no be so we dey do am o