When people hear the phrase UNILAG
GIRLS, some thoughts pop into their
mind. Some think UNILAG girls are ari-
sto’s, some think they are materialistic
girls, others think of them as chop and
go, some see them as parole girls, some
see them as stranded girls (cuz dey like
entering cars hehehe). And the list
continues.
But did you know that UNILAG babes have
different characteristics, depending on their
hostels? Though some of them are not true
but most of them are true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So
check out the classification below:
Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said
that to get a Makama girl all you need are 2
hot meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta
and she’s all yours ……..PS: make sure the
meatpies are hot and the fanta is chilled,
apparently they prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you
need is just 200 Naira suya and they are
yours, if you’re feeling buoyant you can
manage to buy them chicken suya instead,
things like that tickle their fancy.
These three hostels are situated close to
each other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto)
thus making them neighbours. People say
new hall girls don’t have class (true), some
say they love to party hard (very true), some
also say they are cheap (well, not so true)
but we all know they ain’t classy.
Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in
new hall I’m always ashamed or scared,
I’m always scared cuz new hall boys might
rob me and beat the crap outa me and I’m
also ashamed that some new hall girls
might obtain me and share the money
amongst themselves to buy suya.
Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls
thus making them jobless, they never stay
inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if
you see them roaming around new hall
looking for boys to buy them food and
other edible trinket, for now let’s call them
Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.
MOREMI Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to
get an audience with a moremi babe you
must submit a plate of chicken and chips
and the she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t
necessarily mean that they will answer you
it just simply means they’ll give u an
audience. They prefer older men with cars
and they date guys with money and mostly
club boys, but we have some good girls
(nerds) amongst them. Let’s call Moremi
girls Chicken and Chips Girls.
Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know
about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how
honours hall is. It’s situated in a bushy
swamp in the middle of nowhere so they
barely get visitors. Most times I go there I
see men with cars toasting those small
girls, honours girls are boring girls with no
event in their life so let’s call them Village
girls or Bush Girls. And yeah Honours hall
week are the best female hall week in
UNILAG, yes I said it.
AMINA Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo
and runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the
aristo and runs girl stay in amina hall, they
are situated at the gate area so when the
big alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls
the quickly branch at amina negotiate the
price *coughs 50k* and they carry the girl
outside school.
There was one time I was walking around
amina hall in the night and I mistook it for
a brothel, not that I know what a brothel
looks like. Let’s call AMINA girls
ARISTOcrats, ah yes, AMINA hall has one
mad kissing spot outside it just right in
front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys
without rides kissing their babes, it’s
always a pleasant sight to watch.
Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there
and random, pardon my English but they
have the deadest hall week. Even if I was
paid to go to their hall week I won’t go, you
can NEVER catch me going to look for a girl
in kOFO. I’ve asked many guys what they
know Kofo girls for and their replies are
either “I’ve never done a Kofo girl before”
or “Abeg where is Kofo Hall’ and “I don’t
know”.
The reason KOFO hall is dead is cuz most
girls in faculty of education stay there and
as we all know girls in faculty of education
are dead, no offence but we all know its
true. I don’t know what to classify them
under, but I know they don’t know how to
throw a party.
These classifications are according to JAJA
and MARIERE boys, the gentlemen of Unilag
and we are authorities on issues like this. If
you’re the type of guy that double dates
please don’t go to new hall and be
cheating on them with another new hall girl
cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in HONOURS and another
side chick in NEWHALL, the probability of
them meeting are very slim. If you have
money and you know you’re ready to spend
then you should date a moremi girl, they
are classy and poise women who like the
good things of life and also enjoy being
spoiled silly.
AMINA girls are not owned by Unilag boys,
they belong to our Oga’s at the top aka
Alhaji’s and Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo
girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially
Moremi babes.
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Dats 4 UNILAG. In Great UNIBEN; HALL 1,HALL2, HALL5 n KEYSTONES girls ar so classy., no girl can sch in Uniben n sti remain dull. How? Why?.