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Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 2:11pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
I dont know what makes guys believe that it is right to toast girls on the street I find it offensive, very offensive even when I try to flash my wedding ring at them they say it is fake I am using it to chase them away I am a sexy lepa ![]() Lepacious 4eva |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Exstar(f): 2:15pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Where would they probably chase girls then if not on the street? They now do it in churches, of cos that is a stale news! |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by HRhotness(f): 2:16pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
affee:] na who come ask u that one? ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 2:30pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
lol @ lapacious 4eva. You sabi lepa shandi? ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by affee(f): 2:32pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
no mind my busy body ![]() u sef na wa o ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 2:33pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Chasing girls on the street? What? You like see a girl on the street and chat her up? What can you possibly say to her to make her gree? Except of course if you have a range. . . . ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Exstar(f): 2:53pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
O.k then, where and how do you chat up ur chicks? |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Emperoh(m): 3:10pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Chei!! This is the type we call aka gbajie boys ![]() ![]() Wait oohh!! U mean say the babe leave am enter Range? Nna if na me be the guy, I dey go do Ogwu Ego!!! ![]() The next time that babe go see me, na Convoy of G500 and Maybach. Chai!!! Ara ga agba ndi ara!!! |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 3:17pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Emperoh: Na so we see am o my broda. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Cristalz(f): 4:08pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@topic LOL ![]() ![]() Una blame the girl? Three's a crowd na, in this case, four. What girl would want to enter a toaster's car that's already got two people in it? These things require privacy ![]() ![]() Besides,as spiked dey sulk for back i sure say the girl fear whether spiked go do her strong tin if she give the bobo face. Who wan carry wahala for head? The rich dude came prepared. . .oga leggedis aka overload didn't ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by walttt(m): 4:09pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
This is simply a case of Man vs Machine (ur dude vs the Range ![]() The Range's got copious reserves of power with impressive agility and precise control. A highly efficient 4.2-litre supercharged V8 creates 390 horsepower that´s seamlessly transferred via a six-speed electronic transmission. With its satisfying signature engine note and unique bright-finish accents, the Range Rover Sport Supercharged is a world-class sports-touring SUV that exudes confidence and energy from every angle.[s]( i talk am say na dis ride toast the girl)[/s]The Range Rover is equipped with a powerful 4.2-litre V8, delivering 390 horsepower. It also offers: Exceptional low-end torque for impressive acceleration Immediate access to power across a wide range of operating speeds You´ll find performance-enhancing 20-inch alloy wheels and tires, or optional 20" supercharged wheels available on the Range Rover Sport Supercharged. Further distinguishing the Range Rover are a number of unique features: Sporty, perforated leather trimmed seats Unique bright-finish front grille design Prominent side power vents enhanced with bright-finish mesh inserts Stainless steel exhaust tips The exhilarating performance and athleticism is further distinguished through the subtle, black and silver Land Rover oval on the wheels, grille, tailgate and steering wheel. Furthering Range Rover Sport Supercharged´s ability to grip the road is the standard Dynamic Response™ system. It substantially influences the vehicle´s on-road performance, without compromising Land Rover´s legendary off-road capabilities. By actively controlling the front and rear anti-roll bars, this system can minimize and even eliminate body and tire roll in certain driving conditions, especially at high speeds. In off-road conditions, the system automatically "unhooks" the anti-roll bars for greater wheel travel, enhancing ride performance and driver feedback on rough terrain. Also, it is equipped with high-performance four-piston opposed Brembo® calipers on the front discs for exceptional braking ability. The Adaptive Front-lighting System (AFS) automatically moves the headlights in reaction to speed and steering angle, keeping the road well lit, even around corners. Adorning the front and rear door inserts and center console panels, you´ll discover the rich, warm hues of Straight Grained Walnut or Dark Zebrano It´s[i] muscular[[/i]b](abi intimid8ing)[/b][s](talk about a car dat bullies a chick into saying yes)[/s] look is the addition of twin stainless steel exhaust extensions. It offers an available SIRIUS® satellite radio* featuring over 130 channels, including commercial-free music, comprehensive sports coverage, traffic and weather [s](u can stay under my umbrella, ella ella, range range range, under my, )[/s] ![]() So peeps tell me, was i right? YES or YES? ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by walttt(m): 4:20pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
but come o, Spikey, where exactly did this happen ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Emperoh(m): 6:10pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Guy i na ayi ara ![]() Which kain explanation be this na?? Him guy miss the babe to a Range Equipped dude geddit!!! ![]() ![]() The question is then, how do we get the guy to get a convoy of HSE, Vogue, Sports and pro'lly LR3. . . . . kpere. |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 6:16pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Cristalz: Chineke! Criztals, you will not kill somborri. I can't laugh again. How I wan take do her strong tin? Abi she dey fear three abi foursome ni? ![]() ![]() @ walttt It was in Lagos o., this morning. |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 6:22pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
walttt: Don't mind the guy. He was bringing on yeye tuketuke passat. But kai, thinking again of how the Ranger Rover guy chance my guy. E no good o. No food for lazy man. LOL! ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Nobody: 7:38pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@ post, nairaland,una no go kill me with laffta |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by Gamine(f): 8:18pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
@Waltt HABA ![]() ![]() All ontop this matter ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by diggler(m): 11:23pm On Oct 31, 2008 |
Emperoh: In asusu Eliza above could also be described thus; "[size=8pt]Effective Relocation of Phalanges with aid of Climate control spiced with leather and Chrome.[/size]" I'm guessing this scene played it self out Somewhere in the streets of Abuja (the Centre of Eternal Oppression). In a different scenario, @ posters colleague could pull his own stunts if opposition were pushing a lesser 'Chariot' . @Walttt Ur description could make some chics wet @Post With ur ambition to make it, i am assuming u intend to pick ur men from d streets as well |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by walttt(m): 10:33am On Nov 01, 2008 |
Diggler @Walttt Ur description could make some chics wet. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Funniest Thing! by spikedcylinder: 4:35pm On Nov 02, 2008 |
diggler: How well you know me. ![]() Ebue. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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