Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain
without tasting any- Albert Marcauley
(1872)
.
.
He who says nothing last forever has
never tried Hausa
perfume- Nelson Mandela (1973)
.
.
He who completely unwrap moimoi and
gala b4 eating
cannot keep a secret- Abraham Lincoln
(1864)
.
.
Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup,
with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of
anything- William
Shakespeare (1900)
.
.
Anyone who graduate without
experiencing strike, has never
been to Nigeria- Lord Luggard (1904)
.
.
He who refuse to classify agege bread and
akara as a type of
sandwich is a racist- Martin Luther King
jnr (1788)
.
.
Any man who drinks Alomo bitters
without squeezing his
face, is capable of murder- Michael
Faraday (1899)
.
.
Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor,
but allowing the Garri
to swell b4 drinking is poverty- Queen
Elizabeth (1893)
.
.
He who runs around looking 4 scissors
to cut indomie
seasoning sachet is not hungry- Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
.
.
No matter how hot ur temper is it
cannot cook yam-
Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
.
.
Anyone who read this without laughing
is either looking 4
job or Needs Jesus Badly- Barack
Obama (2014).

LMAO .... these sayings are really true!

niggereyez: LMAO .... these sayings are really true!

Gbam