Dreyl: My car can't breaks down no matter what,i forbid that.

Richy4: The car must have been showing some unusual sign and you totally ignore it.

It can't just break down like that without a sign except the battery went low

Chiamaka01: Although, this topic does not apply to me. I just had to chip this in, those girls are mean. I'm not a feminist but it's actions like this that sabotage the efforts of feminists.

Tallesty1: @Emboldened: They are not wife materials


If they don't come down and push the car then there is no way they are gonna continue with me when it starts, even if they are messengers from heaven.

gmyguy: Have you ever had that embarrassing experience when you are taking some lady friends out and your car messes up. Mine occurred last year. It was so embarrassing. The car broke down on Awolowo way Ikoyi, after picking up a friend from Apapa. It was so horrible. I had to push the car off the road myself with 2 lady friends who didn't lay a finger to help comfortable seated snuggly. And GEJ was coming to Ikoyi that day, had this policemen i blocked when it broke down, threatening to beat me up. How was yours?...have since gotten a more reliable car

MadCow1: I go weigh the babe...



If na Bushfish Babe:: I go send he go the back to go push..

If na Ajekpaki:: I go just park well, then we go enter BRT continue movement.

If na Creme Babe, I go just turn am to romantic stroll, holding hands, gisting, laffing and enjoying the fresh air..

If na Warri Babe, I go open bonnet tell her to go find out the problem..

If na Wor-Wor kpako babe, I go put her on foot patrol..





But the one thing wey can never happen na for babe to siddon inside motor whilst I change tyre or push the Motor... #HER FATHER.

freecocoa: What does feminism have to do with the topic?

MadCow1: I go weigh the babe...



If na Bushfish Babe:: I go send he go the back to go push..

If na Ajekpaki:: I go just park well, then we go enter BRT continue movement.

If na Creme Babe, I go just turn am to romantic stroll, holding hands, gisting, laffing and enjoying the fresh air..

If na Warri Babe, I go open bonnet tell her to go find out the problem..

If na Wor-Wor kpako babe, I go put her on foot patrol..

Ishilove:
If na Ishilove nko?

100Cents:

Inadequate driving experience.

Even tyre losing air has a sign.

Uneven tyres. One tyre smaller than the rest has a sign. With driving experience, one can pick all.

TheyVid: My car has never broken down on a date before but I remembered an annoying incidence that occured to me early this year.
I was relaxing at a friends shop that cool evening when I saw this dude struggling to start his car, the car apparently broke down in the middle of the road and was obstructing traffic. In no time a que began to build up behind him. As a good man that I am, I left my comfort zone with a friend to assist the dude who was seated inside the car with his babe push the car off the road.
On sighting me and my friend he smiled and we went behind the car, started pushing with all our strenght...but all this while, the dude sat behind the wheel having a convo with his babe with all glasses wind up which means he probably had the car AC on. We kept on pushing the two of them like the source of our next meal depended on it, by this time a crowd had gathered and all eyes were on us.
I immediately stopped pushing, went to the drivers door, opened it and gave the dude the insult of his life.
The dude was surprised.

KirkoBlack: Did you even ask them to help you?

MadCow1:



The Topic didnt say anything about 'When your Keke or Bicycle breaks down on a date'.

Ishilove:
I hate you

No you dont..

MadCow1:


How many years driving experience do you have and how many cars you don drive in that period..

100Cents:

I wonder why you ask. Lol..

5 years driving experience. 5 cars..

It is about how well. Have once covered 1800km under 18 hours...

5 Years, 5 Cars..




Okay! Now hear this:: No 'EXPERIENCED' driver would ever say; They can pick up 'ALL' signs of a problem with their car.

Example: I drive my car to the Bank... Park and stroll inside.. Get paid and come back to my car. Enter and put the key and No response.

My Dry cell Battery that came with the car that has been okay just dies.

Moral lesson:: Until the day Mechanical Adavantage is 100%, Every mechanical device is susceptible to failure without warning. #FACT!!!!


Dont Thank Me... Thank Physics..

As I was typing this message:: Someones brand new car just stalled on the road because a fuse just blew out or their fan belt just cut..

MadCow1:


No you dont..

Ishilove:
Yes I do

So I should stop my Driver from coming to pick you with my 2015 Porshe panamera for the Dinner at the Intercontinental Chinese restaurant this evening?

100Cents:

I wonder why you ask. Lol..

5 years driving experience. 5 cars..

It is about how well. Have once covered 1800km under 18 hours...

Ishilove:
@bolded, Hian...

Its possible..


But that still does not make him experienced about cars.. Cos if he was, he would never say what he just did..

MadCow1:

So I should stop my Driver from coming to pick you with my 2015 Porshe panamera for the Dinner at the Intercontinental Chinese restaurant this evening?

Ishilove:
Madcow, stop forming. Are you not the one who told me to be keeping space for you daily on the BRT line?

You see why I dont take you out on dates..





**Hello!! Abdul... Abeg turn back carry my Porshe go pack for house. Buy me popcorn and agege bread as you dey come abeg.**

MadCow1:


Its possible..


But that still does not make him experienced about cars.. Cos if he was, he would never say what he just did..

MadCow1:


You see why I dont take you out on dates..





**Hello!! Abdul... Abeg turn back carry my Porshe go pack for house. Buy me popcorn and agege bread as you dey come abeg.**

Ishilove:
He has five years, five cars experience under his belt. Stop the jealousy