Zlatan Ibra after outplaying Liverpool
defender Stephane Henchoz
"First I went left, he did
too. Then I went right, and
he did too. Then I went
left again, and he went to
buy a hot dog."

Ibrahimovic; shut up I'm god.

Ian Holloway: “I don’t see the problem with footballers taking
their shirts off after scoring a goal?
They enjoy it and the young ladies
enjoy it too. I suppose thats one of
the main reasons women come to
football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course
they’d have to go and watch
another game because my lads are
as ugly as sin.”

“It was a strange game. I think we all understand that it was no coincidence that he showed the red card to Sneijder. I have realized that they are not going to allow us to wrap this title up.
But we were perfect. We would have won this game even with seven men. Maybe with six we would have struggled, but we would have won with seven.”

Mourinho after Wesley Sneijder
had been sent off in the 2-0 derby win over AC
Milan in January 2010.

Krasid: Patrick Thistle John Lambie after Colin Mcglashan did not know who he was after suffering concussion
"Tell him he is pele and get him back on"

ROFLMAO!!!
SAF, Cantona, Becks: Legends.
Ian Holloway: pervert.
Brian Clough: RIP.

Very funny quotes rili..I rili enjoyed readin dem

1stola: 5).Sir Alex Ferguson (on Arsene Wenger): " They say he's an
intelligent man right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15yr old
boy from d ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages!".

FOOLISH RACIST

Where is the racism here? You sound fóolish yourself.

Jose mourinho on Arsene wenger:He is a specialist in failure and I'm not.

These managers are really funny especially ian halloway! That guy is a confirm perv!

"Pardew has come out and criticised me. He is the worst at haranguing referees.He shoves them and makes a joke of it.How he can criticise me is unbelievable. He forgets the help I gave him, by the way.
The press have had a field day. The only person they have not spoken to is Barack Obama because he is busy. It is unfortunate but I am the manager of the most famous club in the world. Not Newcastle,a wee club in the North-East. I was demonstrative.I am always demonstrative. Everyone knows that. I am an emotional guy but I was not abusive."

Alex Ferguson on Alan Pardew

"To not apologise for the behaviour of the players to another manager is unthinkable. It's a disgrace, but I don't expect Wenger to ever apologise...he's that type of person."

Alex Ferguson on Arsene Wenger

"They gave us four minutes [injury time], that's an insult to the game. It denies you a proper chance to win a football match. There were six substitutions, the trainer came on, so that's four minutes right away and the goalkeeper must have wasted about two or three minutes and they took their time at every goal kick. That's obvious to everyone today and it's a flaw in the game that the referee is responsible for time keeping. It's ridiculous that it's 2012 and the referee still has control of that."

Alex Ferguson on the need for em, em, Fergie time after United lost 2-3 to Tottenham

@ OP, Please help add comments from Maradona and Pele, and also Jorgen Klopp. These 3 got some hilarious comments.

If u miss d ball,don't miss the leg-unknown.

Statistics are like Mini skirt

When Samuel Eto'o won the African Footballer of the Year for the fourth time, pundits were like
"Eto'o must have been sent to Africa by the god of soccer".

On hearing this, Messi was like
"I can't remember sending anyone".

So how is this hilarious

"Inzaghi was born in an offside position"









_Sir Alex Ferguson

Ibrahimovic was asked by a female journalist,whats ur sexuality,and his reply was,if you want to know come to my house this night,but also come along with your sister

Balotelli when he won best young player (on wilshere). He was told wilshere came second and he said "who the hell is wilshere? well, when i see him i'll remind him that when i came first he came second"

Surprised I didn't see Mou's comment in his first or second season in Chelsea, when he was being criticised for playing unattractive football. He said, "I checked my contract this morning, but didn't see anything that says I must entertain"

He also once made a comment that he was more handsome than Arsene Wenger. Wondering what that has got to do with football.

Samuel Eto'o also around 2003/2004 said David Beckham may be more handsome than he is, but he's a better footballer.

These are some of the hilarious footbal quotes I can't forget.

Jose Mourinho actually has many. The guy is an entertainer.

Maradona ahead of 2010 WC also said if he won the World Cup he would celebrate naked.

Maradona is another guy that has many of such memorable quotes.

Jurgen Klopp on new signing Henrik Mkhitariyan




He will fit us like @rse to bucket (toilet seat) lol

I know his problem, its name is Varane- Mourinho to Pepe at Madrid

DMilanista: @ OP, Please help add comments from Maradona and Pele, and also Jorgen Klopp. These 3 got some hilarious comments.

1). Diego Maradona ( on his "hand of God goal" against England in World Cup 1986) "I was waiting for my teammates to embrace me and no one came... I told them, 'Come hug me or the referee isn't going to allow it'."
2).Diego Maradona(on his numerous kids): "My legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes."
3).Diego Maradona: "God makes me play well. That is why I always make the sign of the cross when I walk out onto the pitch. I feel I would be betraying him if I didn't."
4). Jurgen Klopp ( On Bayern Munich) “Go through the world and find me a team who can finish champ7ions in the same league as Bayern. If we should finish second this summer, I’ll find a truck and drive it through my garden. If nobody will rejoice, I’ll do it alone.”
5).Jurgen Klopp ( On his approach in dealing with Mats Hummels Injury Crisis): “We will wait for him like a good wife waiting for her husband who is in jail.”
6) Pele: I sometimes lie awake at night and wonder why I am still so popular and, to be honest, I don't know.
7).Pele: “For 20 years they have been asking me the same question, who is the greatest? Maradona or Pele? I reply that all you have to do is look at the facts - how many goals did he score with his right foot or with his head?”

I can't quote verbatim but Arsene Wenger's (or was his coach at Portsmouth's?) comment on Kanu's legs (and age) was funny. Something like "he can only play for 15 minutes, he's an old man, we stretcher him in the dressing room after a match". Word to that effect.

I'm not much of a football fan but the OP really made my day with this one. Been laughing my head off! Seems this game is even more interesting off the pitch.

shocks: I'm not much of a football fan but the OP really made my day with this one. Been laughing my head off! Seems this game is even more interesting off the pitch.

Yes, off-field comments add fun to football. That's why any league Mourinho is, can't be short of entertainment. Every statement from his mouth will generate controversy. He knows how to couch words leaving you to decipher.

shocks: I'm not much of a football fan but the OP really made my day with this one. Been laughing my head off! Seems this game is even more interesting off the pitch.

Good to hear I made ur day.

He (David Beckham) cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right. ―George Best.

Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalized. ―Ian McNail.

"It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson."

-- Gordon Strachan referring to Wayne Rooney

"Chile have three options - they
could win or they could lose."
-- Kevin Keegan

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink.
The rest I wasted!"
-- George Best

"My legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes."

--Maradona on fatherhood.

1stola: 5).Sir Alex Ferguson (on Arsene Wenger): " They say he's an
intelligent man right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15yr old
boy from d ivory Coast who speaks 5 languages!".

FOOLISH RACIST

How is it racist? The guy was alluding to the correlation of the number of languages Arsene Wenger speak with his intelligence.