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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jaideyone(m): 12:56am On Sep 19, 2014 |
following 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Richy4(m): 4:29am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Superstar007: I think I like this one 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 4:30am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Arva: if i was the one who quoted an entire topix to post that, all the wolves on NL would be after me 10 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by johnjay4u2u(m): 4:40am On Sep 19, 2014 |
you böoked space and you were not banned? Babe it's over *i called you and a lady answered saying the caller is busy on another call please try again later. You no get my time abi? It's over. 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Oilandgas1(m): 4:45am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Why did u put on red pants when u know that I hate any thing RED,it is over between us 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BodyKiss(m): 4:47am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Is this not the kind of topic that is said to be driving big money advertisers away? Mods been eluding seun's $ since 2005 6 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by timisnup(m): 5:00am On Sep 19, 2014 |
The worst breakup is via the gateman ''Oga say make I no open gate for you again. It's over! 7 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by coldfury: 5:08am On Sep 19, 2014 |
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over. C'mon.. this is just plain ridiculous 6 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Darteyyyy(m): 5:12am On Sep 19, 2014 |
So you quoted the entire topic to comment.... It's over 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Darteyyyy(m): 5:12am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Oilandgas1: Why did u put on red pants when u know that I hate any thing RED,it is over between us Lmaoooooooooooo 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jerrick(m): 5:20am On Sep 19, 2014 |
You changed the station to Sound City when I'm whatching Trace Urban, it's finished between us!! 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by chiefololade: 5:29am On Sep 19, 2014 |
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.250 Likes 6 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by BTT(m): 5:30am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Superstar007: Seriously, this one got me rotf. 10 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by dondavidson(m): 5:32am On Sep 19, 2014 |
@ op. When one is saved from sin(born again). Old things are passed away, all thing become new. Boy & girl friend lifestyle is then become a past. K? So it isn't funny. Its a matter of eternity. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by NaLaugh: 5:40am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 5:45am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Girl: darling please send me recharge card. Boy: eh wat about d 100naira recharge card i sent u last year u use am cal ur guy abi its over 24 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by tonyx4x44(m): 5:45am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Daughterzion: Wait wait wait na only d guys dey is over d relationship? Because we know girls them break up lines already Once you see your babe inside Adams' Lamborghini it over niyen! 19 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Daughterzion(f): 5:47am On Sep 19, 2014 |
tonyx4x44:unj wickd chai |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by timilehing(m): 5:48am On Sep 19, 2014 |
After saving hard to buy u that Android, u went ahead to add that guy in your hostel on bbm before sending me invites?? It's over..............& I'll need my phone back!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Bolgra2008(f): 5:53am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Funny tho' Babe;sap sweerie pie Guy: I told you not to send message to me in small letters #angry wt steam Babe:AM SORRY SWEERIE PIE Guy:do I look like a sausage to you..........Its Over 17 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by kayboy4y(m): 5:55am On Sep 19, 2014 |
ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.Most hilarious, 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 5:58am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by DikSin(m): 6:09am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwwwEmm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two 21 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by ruffhandu: 6:09am On Sep 19, 2014 |
understatement: Y was ur number busy?u were calling another guy abi?it's over! Funny enough, many people in relationships think their partners are on with the opposite sex most times the partner spends time on the phone. 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by nacotic(m): 6:10am On Sep 19, 2014 |
U came 2my house Lukn beautiful n sweet n u slept over now early in d morning ur Lukn vry ugly n ur hair is scatter scatter, u must b an old witch in a young gurls body IT'S OVER! 19 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by rill: 6:11am On Sep 19, 2014 |
On nairaland's Fp.... Bae types-first to comment Boy immediately quotes and write-are u trying to tell everyone here you are faster than me? Is this relationship a competition? Bae quotes- sorry, I dnt understand what u mean. Boy quotes-oh, now I'm foolish and typing nonsense shey. Boy immediately sends PM- "Its over" 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:13am On Sep 19, 2014 |
DikSin: |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Jiteshell(f): 6:15am On Sep 19, 2014 |
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Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Nobody: 6:23am On Sep 19, 2014 |
if u guys dont like my post.....ITS OVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR here!!!!!!lols 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Isk(f): 6:26am On Sep 19, 2014 |
[quote author=DikSin] Emm.. What are u doing here? Aren't u suppose to be. Sucking on myballs Its over between us two[/quote ]hahahahaha crazy. 4 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Naija Break Up Lines by Wizpa(m): 6:26am On Sep 19, 2014 |
Girl: Boo, let's go for wizkid's show Boy: why?, why not Tiwa savage's Girl: because I love wizkid Boy: so u now love wizkid dan me... Itz over between us Girl: why do u prefer Tiwa's savage Boy: coz she gives me Joy Girl: its oooovvvv....... Boy: datz d point... I already stated dat earlier... ITS OVER 14 Likes 1 Share |
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