Chai

Baby so u no longer use my pix as ur screen saver anymore. Its over.

How dare yu fart inside my house!!!, u wanna make ma place unbearable 4 me ehn?, dis if ur new strategy 4 taking my property wen am still alive abii?....its over!!

MabraO:

I think I lost it
But frankly speaking those breakup lines re so 2010 na

lol....ok abeg pity d op laff small n a .

Jiteshell: Nothing hilarious about any of them, i didn't even smile not to talk of laugh, mtchewwww

. Obviously, ur problem is bigger than d jokes (wir. S ur sense of humour?)

fireforfire:

lol....ok abeg pity d op laff small n a .

D kpmo wen u dey giv me chop don tire me.....so it is ova

agh agh why is your
nyash so hard. das how
you want 2 make my
life hard abi. omo
babe I no do again... It's over

I dey think criously to drop smtin funny...notin dey come.mteeeew

Man Utd vs Arsenal

Girl: Who's that man on the sideline.
Boy : He's ARSÈNE WENGER, he's the coach of ARSENAL.
Girl: Cool! So the other one is MANCHESTER WENGER.

Boy: Get the hell out of my house.

Over what? the moon?

Girl- baby, how about the money you borrowed fro me?




Boy- what's your problem sef? Remove the skl change from all the money wey I Don give u



And yes, it's over between us

cee Big Nose

emperorchedda: Your didn't scream the last time we did it, you must be getting it from Musa, its over!

mirexx: oh did u? lemme check

Mama u haven't replied o o

ahnie: cee Big Nose

Lol. Na so I see am my sister

olumzz:
Mama u haven't replied o o

am not a mama o its a big story i don't do mails. I av an email account tho buh av neva rili chatted via an email. so wat do u want?

Bae,remember u first brother-zoned me b4 we later fell in love? I wanna be ur brother again

Hahahahahahahaha. Lmao @ Manchester Wenger. The guy could not just take the shit anymore. He just had to order her out of his house. Nairalanders sha. Una nor go kill me with laugh.

baby why are u sitting on my bed ok u want me to 4ck u and make me ur babydaddy it's over between us

babe why did u always sleep after we have s*x...u mean d way i 4ck is borin? For all i care diz relationship is over ok?

why are u looking at me like dat...u want to break up wit me abi?
Its over!!!

Lovexme:

I can bet I know you from somewhere..

Modified: Isoken

that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same.

Lovexme:

I can bet I know you from somewhere..

that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same.

Isk: that's possible. There's no picture of you anywhere so i can't say the same.

While that could be true, you probably wouldn't know who I am if I'd left my picture on.

ifihearam: I gave you 2 eggs to boil one and fry the other,you fried the one you were suppose to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry...its over.

Lol,, bad nigga

Lovexme:

While that could be true, you probably wouldn't know who I am if I'd left my picture on.

o! Ok then.

Isk: o! Ok then.

Cheers.

mirexx: am not a mama o its a big story i don't do mails. I av an email account tho buh av neva rili chatted via an email. so wat do u want?

U're a mama o...short form of sexy mama. ..U can whatsapp me den..08065745700

olumzz:
U're a mama o...short form of sexy mama. ..U can whatsapp me den..08065745700

r u cute?

when i put my preek inside ur totto e just wide like well


for dat reason its over

youmour:


U r thick oh..just my size,how far?

and ur thin not my size