Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,201,610 members, 7,979,060 topics. Date: Friday, 18 October 2024 at 07:29 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" (910 Views)
No Lady Should Get Married If She Is Not Ready For This One Thing... / Are You Dating A Guy Who Seems Perfect, But Is Jealous And Insecure... / Guys,is There Any Thing Wrong For Your Woman To Get Multiple Ear Piercings? (2) (3) (4)
The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by journerman(m): 3:11pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
THE WOMAN When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said : "Why spend so much time on that one”.? And the Lord answered: "Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her” "She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands” The angel was impressed. "Just two hands. . . . Impossible!” And this is the standard model?! "Too much work for one day . . . . Wait until tomorrow and then complete her.” "I will not”, said the Lord. ‘’I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”. "She cures herself when sick and she can work 18hours a day” The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord” "She is soft”, Said the lord, "but I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.” "Can she think?” The angel asked. The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.” The angel touched the woman cheek . . . .’’Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.” "She is not leaking . . . It’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel. “What’s it for?” asked the angel. And the Lord said: “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.” This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!” Indeed She Is! Woman has strengths that amazes man, She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. She holds happiness, love and opinions. She smiles when feeling like screaming. She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid. She fights for what she believes in, stand up against injustice. She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution. She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid. Her love is unconditional. She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well. She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding. Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life. She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart. There is only one thing wrong with her! SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH. . . . Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they arePass it on to males you know, Sometimes they need to be reminded . . . !!! |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by hollandis(f): 3:14pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
you are looking for symapathizers? |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by Nobody: 3:27pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
hollandis: lol |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by sistawoman: 3:42pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Nice piece. |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by iice(f): 5:42pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Tell them oooo! |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by biolabee(m): 6:55pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
move to d joke section |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by untainted: 9:58pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
good job the woman is all these and many more! |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by asitis(f): 10:10pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Thumps up!!! |
Re: The Woman: Everything Is Perfect But "there Is Only One Thing Wrong With Her" by igwe11(m): 10:18pm On Nov 03, 2008 |
Nice one, cud be better fit in music section |
(1) (Reply)
Difficult To Lie / Is It Good To Have Only One Girl / Re: Guys ! We You Marry Her?
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 15 |