Romeo, yes u keep mentioning my name, well i missed u too lol

Fromuk kee ebe ino, i maghi how buys m di, eziokwu, my mum banned me from going to work today, so i'm at home today. i'll call u later ok.

Monshe, odikwara gi egwuoooooo. you and ur disappearing act.

Tasiana, gini ka picture ahu ji amapu gi egwu? o i hutube udi foto ahu before buhahahaha

Ikomi, o ji onu, i see na i kaa nookwa ya

nnenneigbo:

Ikomi, o ji onu, i see na i kaa nookwa ya

I can see everyone wants to give me a name now for saying the things I did. Its okay.

Ikomi:

So who is the new Eze. I hope its not Ynot.

welligbo were otutu eze, not just one so there are many here. but its not the person that thinks its him lol

Ikomi:

I can see everyone wants to give me a name now for saying the things I did. Its okay.

eeya tatam, onwere onye ozo nyere gi aha? gwam onye obu ka ye ya the main the main aha (hisses to that person)

heheheheheheheheh, I see why u were stopped from going to work, the found bombs abi? lol. And when Ikomi talks of the things his done, pple like u wont believe him. lol

Ikomi:

heheheheheheheheh, I see why u were stopped from going to work, the found bombs abi? lol. And when Ikomi talks of the things his done, people like u wont believe him. lol

ikomi can u believe it? we had our quarterly meeiting cancelled because of that bomb scare and the traffic it would have caused. nah thats not y i didn't go today, i've been going in every saturday now to do extra work and my mum asked me to rest, so stressful u see. so ikomi u guys are laughing at us down here? lol
well the rain and flooding na ayu unu ikpaku

For your Info am out. Tough men don't sit in the house when there is trouble outside. _{Women can sit and look after babies and make food.} Not for Ikomi.

Off to Reading. Got to catch some fun, if u here say anything dey happen that side, know Ikomi is at it again.  

nnenneigbo:

well the rain and flooding na ayu unu ikpaku

Yeah the rains been terrible, but anyway caused no floods this way yet. But ad be out soon. Take care, make we go see wetin go shele. My bazooka is not onwed for nothing.

ok baby, with rubbish i na ekwu, ka emesie

nne nne m, i choro ka m meekwanu gini. aga m acho ihe afo ga eri, i choro ka agu gbuo umu aka m siri gi letara m. i makwa since m na acho i muta appear and disappear ndi ninja, i am glad na o putala ihe

igbo mma mma nu o
ma ndi bu eze igbo ma ndi bu igbo eze, all that matters there is eze somewhere

nnenne how u dey? waitin i do biko.

nnenneigbo:

ok baby, with rubbish i na ekwu, ka emesie

wtf are u talking about. lol.

hmmmm ogini na eme here? since romeo di absent so only half page ka unu nile dere? what a shame!!

ikomi gini ka i na ekwu maka ayefele? ayefele na agbara m oso!!+

nnenne kedu kwanu? nne kedu ka isi mara na m na emisi gi? i dikwa egwu

Ynot come back we are not missing you too much

monsh iche na soso gi na aga oru!! biko were oso bia ebe a

from be eliza. your missed calls dikwa too much now

tasiana kedu ebe i noo?

umuigbo Hi

Ndi be anyi ndewo nu  

Nnenneigbo nwanne m the picture na atu egwu,ahula m ihe n'uwa but nke a buru m n'ukwu.

Romeo nwanne m kedu ka i mere.

KEDU IKOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
A chorom ike ya ezigbo okpo n'isi!!!!
O nwero respect for ndi Okenye!!!!

tasiana:

Nnenneigbo nwanne m the picture na atu egwu,ahula m ihe n'uwa but nke a buru m n'ukwu.

Umuaka nda ga ekwu gbu pa madi here. lol.

Dats good nice to meet free thinking ladies. lol

moondust:

KEDU IKOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
A chorom ike ya ezigbo okpo n'isi!!!!
O nwero respect for ndi Okenye!!!!

Moondust adighim alu ogu ubosi monday, lets make it tomorrow, inugo ehh nna. 

onye ujo agbala kwa ozo

Ikomi:


Moondust adighim alu ogu ubosi monday, lets make it tomorrow, inugo ehh nna.

i always knew na i mara ihe ikocrazy

ohaneze ndi igbo otekwala nu ooo. igbo nuo nu, muo nu, nwuo nu. cha cha cha igbo ekele m unu ooo

oga romero, amaghi m na ima na oru na agwo mmadu iba ebe a.
nnenne nke m agba go m alukwaghi m wee soro from be eliza, nke bu na o bata ebe a o naghi aju ase m, kama ya na nwa be eliza ana epioghari, otu a muwa na enweghi phone, aga m aga bie isi na wall until oru mu na aru enye m otu phone.

monshege:

i always knew na i mara ihe ikocrazy

ohaneze ndi igbo otekwala nu ooo. igbo nuo nu, muo nu, nwuo nu. cha cha cha igbo ekele m unu ooo

oga romero, amaghi m na ima na oru na agwo mmadu iba ebe a.
nnenne nke m agba go m alukwaghi m wee soro from be eliza, nke bu na o bata ebe a o naghi aju ase m, kama ya na nwa be eliza ana epioghari, otu a muwa na enweghi phone, [b]aga m aga bie isi na wal[/b]l until oru mu na aru enye m otu phone.

Good move.

monshege:

aga m aga bie isi na wall until oru mu na aru enye m "otu" phone.

hmmmmmmmmmm monshege biko gini ka i kwuru?
phone nnenne a bu hotline?

soso nnenne ga aghota ihe m dere ugbua

[size=15pt]Nnenneigbo!!!!!!![/size] hissssssssseeeeeeessssss.

romeo:

hmmmmmmmmmm monshege biko gini ka i kwuru?
phone nnenne a bu hotline?

soso nnenne ga aghota ihe m dere ugbua

romeo romeo
nwa guy jiri nwayo na aka m adighi nke a. nnenne igbo nile take note
ikomi na e hiss till agwo ata gi na ukwu chere na i bu nwanna ya

hhahahaha monshege biko o kwa ihe m gutara ka m dere

wey them? kedu ebe ha noo? biko umuigbo Hi

ndigbo ndewo nu, kedu kwanu nke onye obula na akpo nnenne, obu gi ni ka o mere o nu biko kwa, o nu ochoro ka o ta bie ire ya. romeo ke kwanu ebe isi puta today na asi anyi HI, odika m ga suspend gi like bluesky for saying HI ebea, ikomi alu go ogu merie moondust but e tinye kwara m ya aka bute gun powder. so one medal for me.

Fromuk, i dighi serious at alllllllllllllll,

Romeo i nagha a chom now, mgbe i huru ihe ahu i na acho, oso a puo go na ukwu ugbua.

Monshe, i si na i gbala m alukwam? lol

fromuk:

ndigbo ndewo nu, kedu kwanu nke onye obula na akpo nnenne, obu gi ni ka o mere o nu biko kwa, o nu ochoro ka o ta bie ire ya. romeo ke kwanu ebe isi puta today na asi anyi HI, odika m ga suspend gi like bluesky for saying HI ebea, ikomi alu go ogu merie moondust but e tinye kwara m ya aka bute gun powder. so one medal for me.

kedu onye nyere m suspension? hmmmmmm
nnenne anyi nile kedu kwa nu?
be eliza kedu ije?

romeo:

kedu onye nyere m suspension? hmmmmmm
nnenne anyi nile kedu kwa nu?
be eliza kedu ije?

By the power confered on me i suspend u till igbo nile ezuko. Nwanne ole kwanu, o kwa udo di. i ga eji ofu ehi igbo bia b4 i lift the suspension on your head. Ka chinaeke mezie okwu

fromuk:

By the power confered on me i suspend u till igbo nile ezuko. Nwanne ole kwanu, o kwa udo di. i ga eji ofu ehi igbo bia before i lift the suspension on your head. Ka chinaeke mezie okwu

chukwu nyere m aka ebe a!!! nekwa nu onye obia na achupu onye nwe ulo , abomination ka a na akpo ya! aru emeeeeeeeeee, fromuk your case will be that of tupac, meaning you are gone

Ndi Igbo Ekenem Unu O!!!

Ke ka unu me?

Esss anyi noo mma but ka chi foo my nwanne

Countri people, na the thing wey dey happen for dis our ogbako i wan tell una so. We all dey different locals and cannot zukoo at the same time. Na wetin make me dey show up late. So therefore, all of una must pack una bag come join me for obodo amelikka make we dey same time zone. I don make arrangement for rooms.

ichie romero will stay with nwa ada Blue
igwe fromuk na lolo ya bu nnenne go stay in one room
my good friend isi agbo ncha bu ikomi na moondust will sleep in the basement and also be the night watchman
the suite has been reserved for nnam ukwu monshege na odozi aku ya lolo diamond ojii
ote nkwu bu Esss will make sure we don't run out of good palmwine. i don go buy new ute for am to sleep on the floor
omaricha nwa anyi ji eje mba bu tasiana aka 'god don chop my heart finish' will sleep by herself
nne anyi ukwu bu babyosisi ga n'esi nri. nze donzman go dey helep her cook.
as ebi say toshmann na zulunation don marry, dem go provide dem own accomodation
the rest will manage the couch and ikomi, during his duty go make sure they're fine

Igbo ndi oma, i troway salute. nke onye chiri ya zalu.