Ikomi:

Hmmmm so u want a post in Govt.

Yeah go get it, ad be a stay at home dad watching the index we would invest it on.

Its called division of labour.

Ohh I forgot and ad be ready to do my duties whenever u get back, I wont complain of head ache.

Yeah thats the good part of it.

what tha heck are you talkin' bout?

darfur:

ikomi
iwu onye ara

babyosisi:

ikomi akwukwo nso si
"thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife"
kedu kwanu ihe iji n'agwam okwu di otu a
kedu ihe iji hapu ka ekwensu we re gi kwara ngwo olu?
chegharia na Jehovah n'abia mgbe n'atughi anya ya

ghettochyk:

what tha heck are you talkin' bout?

Lekwa nu Ikomi nsogbuooo

He has not even arrived his got three attacks already.

@Babyosisi
Stop trying to cover up mee iha hu anyi kwara. U know what am talking about.

@GC
Isi gini?

darfur:

ikomi
iwu onye ara

hahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahah

umuigbo hiiiiii

umu isi di mma noro nwayo, nwa onye ara welie aka ya elu

monshege:

umu isi di mma noro nwayo, nwa onye ara welie aka ya elu

Monshhheeeeeee, Irie kwa na ihe today?

Ikomi:



Monshhheeeeeee, Irie kwa na ihe today?

hahahahahaha ikomi ikomi, the only ikocrazy enwere na ogbako umunna. nna a, amaghi m na i noticiri na eribeghi m nri. onwere nke i dosara na ulo? oriaku m emechabeghi na kitchen.

I thought as much, because ahurum na imakwagi nke ina ekwu, which could only be linked to aguo. lol.

How are u doing man?

Ikomi:

I thought as much, because ahurum na imakwagi nke ina ekwu, which could only be linked to aguo. lol.

How are u doing man?

nna anokwa m ya . ama m nke m batara ebe a nu ka mmadu na aju ma ikomi abu onye ara. o gbara m ghari oo. amaghi m mgbe anyi bidoro zuwa ndi ara ebe a. nani otu onye ara mma bu _xxxx
aka na ekwu nke ahu, ana ekwu maka ndi ndoro ndoro ochichi juru ebe a na acho post.

ama m ebe ndi ozo gbapuru gawa

Hmmmmm, ihe ndoro ndoro ochichi edo gi mu anya, owuru naha ne ekwu okwu running a company then acho wa ndi ga run ya, then anyi puta, but ochichi, ehnehn, madi adighi eji ike achu nwa okuko. You know the rest.

Presido wife, the first lady na ekele unuooooo

ndewo nu oooo, oru ekweghi mmadu megharia ahu but as the first lady now, soso charity work ka m gaa na aruzi. chinke di egwu, don butter my breadi. unu rieooooo

Am sure many ladies would want to be u. lol.

Especially BabyO. 

How u doing anyway first lady?

. Ke kwan our Presido? lol.

Am sure his name must have changed.

Ikomi:

. Ke kwan our Presido? lol.

Am sure his name must have changed.

well, ikomi, i'd love to stay and chat, but ndi na eche first lady am nkwe lol

ka m ga kpo the presido. i;m scared maka all this coup ana e threathen ya with. he has to hide sometimes, ka m ga kpo ya though

hahahaha okay, status has changed. lol.

Take care her excellency. lol.

Ikomi:

hahahaha okay, status has changed. lol.

Take care her excellency. lol.

buhahahahaha

ikomi i maa na a bania the presido?

Who did? A whole presido, who could have commited such abomination? lol.

o bu isiewu baniri ya, amaghi m ihe o mere. even the presido aghoghi i gwan sef

Odikwa serious, and he did not leave any vice, ke otu esi eme ihe nka now? Chukwu nna zoputa anyi na owunwa.

So in that case it is left for u to choose the next presido, someone u can live with. LMAO

Ikomi:

Odikwa serious, and he did not leave any vice, ke otu esi eme ihe nka now? Chukwu nna zoputa anyi na owunwa.

na true oooooooooooooooo, chaai, no vice. well, don't worry, i'll do that duty, i'm more than competent and able and absolutely capable and trustworthy and well should i carry on? eh ikomi should i carry on

Ikomi:

So in that case it is left for u to choose the next presido, someone u can live with. LMAO

good idea ikomi good idea, let me think hard

Ur competence is not in doubt, but u know we need a presido, even if u decide to step in then someone should be the first husband, as u were the first lady. lol

emeri go m onwunwa, presido abia go with ezigbo aha ya. ndigbo nwe mmeri.
igbo kwenu! kwenu!! kwezue nu!!

presido1:

emeri go m onwunwa, presido abia go with ezigbo aha ya. ndigbo nwe mmeri.
igbo kwenu! kwenu!! kwezue nu!!

Please Fromuk can we have u back as Fromuk dont confuse issues. Umu Igbo bianu tiye kwa this atrocity onu ooohhh. lol

How can u be presido all of a sudden, did u move the hands of time? I thought u said 2016. I told u the first time your desperate. lol

presido1:

emeri go m onwunwa, presido abia go with ezigbo aha ya. ndigbo nwe mmeri.
igbo kwenu! kwenu!! kwezue nu!!

ndi imposter abiago. si eba puo

Ikomi:

How can u be presido all of a sudden, did u move the hands of time? I thought u said 2016. I told u the first time your desperate. lol

ure right ikomi ooooo, he said 2016, chai, ma noro nga na akpo onwe m first lady, chai ihere egbugom ebea now

presido1:

emeri go m onwunwa, presido abia go with ezigbo aha ya. ndigbo nwe mmeri.
igbo kwenu! kwenu!! kwezue nu!!

UmuIgbo bia nuo nka akarigo Ikomi. lol

ikomi whatever

nnenneigbo:

ure right ikomi ooooo, he said 2016, chai, ma noro nga na akpo onwe m first lady, chai ihere egbugom ebea now

Nevermind we all went to Disney world and LegoLand. We all dream sometimes.  

Interviewer: Presido what do u think of all the calibre of people wanting to get into your cabinet, especially Romeo?

Nnenne u didn't allow Presido answer my question. Am holding u responsible. Akpo ihe nka gini. lol