romeo:

Ynot onye nke m kedu ka i di? well the otu nwere kpom under

Am alright my brother.
Hmmmm. kpom under has been known to cause lots of issues. Biko, enwere ka aga esi wepu ya under, tinye ya on top?

Ynot:

Am alright my brother.
Hmmmm. kpom under has been known to cause lots of issues. Biko, enwere ka aga esi wepu ya under, tinye ya on top?

hahahahahaahha even me choro otu nwere kpom on top because nke nwere kpom under adighi ewuzi (missionary position is outdated)

umuigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i rove evely one of us

romeo:

hahahahahaahha even me choro otu nwere kpom on top because nke nwere kpom under adighi ewuzi (missionary position is outdated)

umuigbo Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i rove evely one of us

ONYE ARURUALA

kedu ka i di faky ?

Ify di mma. Soso ike ihe O na-aya nnukwu bedmatics. Oka na-ezu ike nke anyi mere nisi ututua. Asiri ka m kulie metara ya breakfast

Umu Igbo first of all ekele ka zi kpam unu.

Ynot wellcome.

I have an issue thats been bodering me for 3 days going now.

They say Jerusalem is the only place a man can seek absolute forgiveness of his sins. I have had some doubt in this saying for a while now. I have also always believed I can seek forgiveness of my sins in my Garden as it is quiet there, and I believe angels come there to rest when they need it.

So when my cousin whom av not seen for the past 14 years calls me up just to tell me he is now a Saint, am sure if I kneel down in my room I'll be snow white.

Wonders shall never end. UmuIgbo ekele kwam unu.

Well some pple would still need to get to Jerusalem to seek forgiveness though. Fake start packing. lol

umu igbo ndewooonu
kedu ka unu si akwado oriria na abia

anyi na ekpere Chineke ka o gozie anyi

hahahahhha heheheheheheh uncle romanus i na acho kpom na elu abi? nke ahu anaghi ewuzi buko ! ihe na ewuzi now infact ebe e jedebere now bu kpom na akuku o kwa i na aghota? kpom na akuku na kpom na azu

chanty baby ndeeeewo.ya gazie !

toshfesse abi fessetosh buko afa m na nke fake ko kwa gi na onu ole nke bu oge o bula i huru fake na ashawo ?ole ihe i na acho inu m na onu?ekwekwala m jiri aka odu kupou ya head .lol

pres pres ole otu i mere?kai menini nwa mkpi m ooooo

ikomi ya sins wud find you out ! o masi gi zooo na okpuru nwanyi,o masi gi buru two at same time,o masi gi mewe thressomes,ya condoms must surely expose you.

umu igbo hello.nke anyi diri anyi ooooo

hahahahahahahaha Ifytanus egbuo m oooooooo hahahaha!!! infact nne i ma ebe ano because kpom na akuku or kpom na azu bu ebe ano

hewu, ify, toshmann abighi kwanu onye nsogbu i were akaodu kugbuo toshmann, imakwa na fake ga eso na ndi ga ebe akwa ichoro ka m nwuo hewu, ify, abukwanu m nwanne gi o , anyi ekorutebeghi nke tigbuo k'onwuo.

biko nwayo kwa ka tosh diri, ka anuri diri, kanyi n'eme ihe di obi nma

Ify ahuru m chidinma nwa barrister today. Osi m kele gi.
hahahahaha

presido1:

Ify ahuru m chidinma nwa barrister today. Osi m kele gi.
hahahahaha

onye asi,chidinma no na liberia.i gara liberia this morning? pres d pres ole otu i mere?ole maka nnenne ? em em pres i nuru ihem na anu now?buko uncle romanus siri na o na acho onye ya na ya ga eme KPOM NA AKUKU ma o bu KPOM NA AZU o nwere onye i ma?ole otu anyi ga esi nyere ya aka?biko delay is dangerous !

toshmann o nweghi ihe maganu !mu na gi adi ka.

ifyalways:

onye asi,chidinma no na liberia.i gara liberia this morning? pres d pres

Just to let you know i know them all.
Aghota ghi m ihe gara roman na ako. Anaghi m anu cha igbo ofuma,
Anyway i choro number nwa barrister lol.

hahahahahah osetiaaaaaaaaa final

nwa mazi olia?

presido1:


Aghota ghi m ihe gara roman na ako. Anaghi m anu cha igbo ofuma,

ok i hope na i na anucha english ofuma ?

uncle romanus said that he as a matter of urgency needs "INVERTED COMA" or " HYPEN "   ole otu anyi ga esi nyere ya aka to avoid akwukwu?lol

Abeg i dey buy ticket, make i do am sharp sharp then i go reply you but could you write in hebrew am a Jew today only. I choro number nwa barrister? u no wan ansa.

hahahahahaha ricom enu na hypen hahahaha

presido a choghim no nwa barrister or any nomba from you infact.a gwala m gi na onye m CHORO ihu a gwula oby ,ndi ozo bu just a ruse just like ya OWD hahahh eheheheheh echetala m something !some ppl jamru ohafia gal somewhere choro i na ya something important,koro ya na ha ndi in rove with ohafia for a very long time,infact to prove it,na ha were a big collection of OWD.the gal asi ha 'really lets get to ya house then,i dont believe this' ha e buru d gal laa ga zogbue ya and now both the gal and OWD became history

pres pres i know every of ya moves.e jim gi na aka nri na aka ekpe buko.o nweghi ebe i gba aga.anyway a naghi m asu ma o bu ede na alakuba on sat.o buru na i choro inu ya na french then listen;uncle romanus siri na o choro "DERIERE and A COTE"

ifyalways:

presido a choghim no nwa barrister or any nomba from you infact.a gwala m gi na onye m CHORO ihu a gwula oby ,ndi ozo bu just a ruse just like ya OWD hahahh eheheheheh echetala m something !some people jamru ohafia girl somewhere choro i na ya something important,koro ya na ha ndi in rove with ohafia for a very long time,infact to prove it,na ha were a big collection of OWD.the girl asi ha 'really lets get to ya house then,i don't believe this' ha e buru d girl laa ga zogbue ya and now both the girl and OWD became history

pres pres i know every of ya moves.e jim gi na aka nri na aka ekpe buko.o nweghi ebe i gba aga.anyway a naghi m asu ma o bu ede na alakuba on sat.o buru na i choro inu ya na french then listen;uncle romanus siri na o choro "DERIERE and A COTE"

a cote ce bon

Ibu nu onuru kochaaa, enwete go m OWD very clear and am enjoying it. Ok i choro nke oby? cheta kwa ihe bu the gabadai.
Isi gini mere gara romeo na abali na elu bed?

Umuigbo ekenekwa m unu. Ify mooooooooooo.

Onye m ji eje mba.

presido1:


Isi gini mere gara romeo na abali na elu bed?

a sim na uncle romanus choro 'a cote,a goush,a droite,deriere' meaning ma o buru na i nuwana igbo 'akuku,aka ekpe,aka nri,na azu'.onye aruru ala.

fake nke naaanim a biawala m sef.pres dika o chowala ihe ozo. onye oma m buko bia hazie ma waist for me

Ukwu m ana-ghi asi asi. Nani okwu ikwuru ahazichaala m nkem. Ugbua ka m bia hazia gi nke gi. Nozie ofuma.

dee the tin na hebrew otherwise

Pres presi presid presido.

O di mma. Al right

Bia fake odika old people man no dey ur village abi? why u go dey write my name like you are writting ifyalways pampas.
take kwa time. meanwhile okwa tosh si na ohuru gi na one Ash 3 days ago then si kwa na IBU sometin na wey no get cure.Obu eziokwu ka obu asi.
Ify osoro gi buru the tin?

presido1:

dee the tin na hebrew otherwise

otherwise gini eme?ngwa mezie ya worst acti zia ihe ahu i jiri buru dimkpa ka m fu nwoke m lee oche were,you cannot do more than a hanging g-strings

obim,oma eme m di thing,d sole possessor of magic fingers,fake nke naaanim,hapu onye a kporo onwe ya pres inu,o choro i interrupt anyi.o bu na i cheteghi na ihe oma na aru ya afo biko bia tinye d thing.

uncle romanus i ka na acho ya rikom elu na hypen?gooduluki

Oburu Tosh ka O si na onu, nuru mmanya gawa. Tosh ejighi okwu. Jee juoro m Ify moooooooo O yanwaa maaara ihe na-eme ututu na ehihie.  NWOKE OBULA NWERE ONYE DIKA IFY LEE ANYA EBE OZO NWERE NSOGBU. Maka ify bu nwanyi na bed, ify mara mma, ify ma ka esi meta amu obi oma, kedu ihe i na-acho na ebe ash no. Tosh choro imebi ify m obi were nara ya mana IFY KWESIRI NTUKWASI OBI. . . SO GI NWE YA IFY Onye huru ugo jaa ya mma nihi na adighi ahu ugo baaa

Meanwhile O gi bu Okenye a na-ekwu okwu ya? Pres, presi, presid, presido

Pres wepu anya ebe Ify noo. Ahapuru m gi nnenne, nke ahu ezughiri gi.

Hapuru m ify m. O ma akwa asa aru marakwa onwe ya.

ifyalways:

otherwise gini eme?ngwa mezie ya worst acti zia ihe ahu i jiri buru dimkpa ka m fu nwoke m lee oche were,you cannot do more than a hanging g-strings

I sensed someffin here, fake abeg na u get am biko. onu m sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap.
But  

faketan:

Pres wepu anya ebe Ify noo. Ahapuru m gi nnenne, nke ahu ezughiri gi.

Lol oboy idikwa serious oooh for dat i must follow ify to abidjan lol.

but gini? kpoo okwu afa. Onweghi ihe a na-eme onye army