mmadu ga anwuririla one day. ma love egbughi mmadu, accident, oria, ogu etc so oka mma na love gburu m na val day

nwando:

yes,alugo m di
and the man di egwu
he's still at work.
valentine m g'ebido later.

[s]nne i di free tommorow
gbadata ka anyi kpaa in detail [/s]

sorry slip of tongue

good night greet ya man
but you for drop me small maltina
chineke ekwekwala ihe ojoo, lekwa ka m gara eme correct evil now, i buru nwunye mmadu. chukwu nna m oo, alakpuola m now

happy valentine o
jirikwanu nwayo taa o. maka ndi na aga ulo akwunakwuna. . . he he he he heeeee toshman bia gere egwu a maka ndi n'aga ulo akwuna. mammy water juru uwa nile o.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rH7G_bv208o&feature=related

nma nma kwenu. I am from Mbieri, mbaitolu LGA of Imo state. one luv all!

eeeeeeeeeeeeeh nwa mbieri ibiala
agara m amaulu the last time m no nigeria : ima ebe ana akpo amaulu?

oke ka mma echee ya echee
ndi uru uru wu onye diima onye diima

igbo hiiii

happy valentine, everyone.

Onye ma na omaghi ka esi ede okwu igbo were nwayo puoro anyi ebea

Igbo mma mma nu.

OTELE MGBEKE nno ooo
kedu ebe igara nna achoghari gi?
biko hapu Nwando ono kwa na di, anyi adighi achu Nwanyi igbo no na di.
ya buru onye na abughi onye igbo mee ya ihe soro gi.

umu igbo nmanma nu ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
hmmmmmn d ihe ka na ebu m ka mmai ngwo
happy val onye o bula,ndi ihe ji na ndi ji ihe
otele,pres/fromindia,toshieeee,Darfur,uncle ikomi,ken,fastmoney,oziomatv,echelon,youngie
Romy,scambater,Kashiff,uchenna etc happpppppppppppppy val
nwando,still water,nnenne,fesse baby,GC baby,ifyalways
faky i gbuola m final

one rove

oziomatv:

OTELE MGBEKE nno ooo
kedu ebe igara nna achoghari gi?
biko hapu Nwando ono kwa na di, anyi adighi achu Nwanyi igbo no na di.
ya buru onye na abughi onye igbo mee ya ihe soro gi.

Eziokwu?
biko nu hapu nu umunwanyi ndi nmadu aka.
Umu okpeke di plural everywhere.

Unu mekwara enjoy valentine unu.
ma ndi oyi winter n'atugbu ROFL.
ga nu zuru electric blanket o
ya na teddy bear,ROFL.

Nwando, question for u biko

Uzoma is a unisex name right? someone was saying not really. how true?
Kedu, how has it been?

omoge:


Uzoma is a unisex name right? someone was saying not really. how true?

Uzoma likewise ozioma ngozi ebere are unisex, cause it's a modern christian names.
while in the olden days they give names according to the sex of the child through the name, behaviour or description of the person he/she reincarnates.
while christians do not much follow that way.

otele agbaakwalanu again
otele n'ekwu uka

ndi valentine alotawala from hang over
chei, imakwa eh, a'n'uchara m beer yesterday eeh, chefuo na de thing n'awa isi n'ututu.
anyway, ndi be anyi mmamma nu ooo

nwoke tv,
kedu nke n'eme nu? umu igbo ura ka na atu m ka m gaa round 2

Otele ana enyo enyo
amam na ndi chemist no nso ebe ibi erechago condom ha to you?

@otele,ndo oooooo. 
@all,ifunanya di omimi. lets enjoy d val,kele chukwu for ndi huru anyi na anya na ndi anyi huru na anya,nne na nna anyi,umunne anyi na ndi na eweghi onye huru ha na anya ma o bu nne na nna.
loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is of God. 

romeo:

igbo hiiii

hiiiii

I)gbo mma mma nu

igbo ndi oma nwe mmadu,mmamma nu oooo.
ndi ifo ka nka !
izu uka ohuru a ,izu oka oma for anyi niile.
ndi ajo mmadu + ochonganoko,agahi ihu anyi.
ihe oma +ngozi +udo+aru ike+iihunanya+ncehe chukwu wud rest with anyi niile.

i miss my darling toshieeeo nwere onye huru ya?
uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bu paw-paw.

I saw him on Picadilly street, London. Dont ask me what he was doing there, all I can say is he was in the adult section.

Well his an adult anyway.

Bia umuigbo

Otego romeo biadebere ogbako.
Nani na val day ka O bia si hiii
Biko anyi ga-edunye ndi ga-eje mara ma ahu odikwa ya mma.

Umuigbo Okwanu eziokwu?

Ikomi:

I saw him on Picadilly street, London. Dont ask me what he was doing there, all I can say is he was in the adult section.

Well his an adult anyway.

ok.atleast i know where and how to choo ya.i hope its safe for me to ga alone to picadily street owu?hapi sunday,dede m.
faky,hmmmn,ire ncha. hapi sunday.

unu gwakwa pres na anywhere m huru ya,m ga emeru ya ahu.Fromuk/pres m ga agbaji gi ukwu anywhere i see you.
Otele,ikpe mu na gi diwagodu first.

umunna ekele le unu o. ke ka unu mere? ejim aka na ihe nile na ga n'anya ya? ndewo nu. abum UCHENNA UCHECHUKWU, nwafo UMUOPARA-UGIRI, ISIALA MBANO na IMO. ya gazie nu o.uwa wu paw-paw.

ifyalways:

unu gwakwa pres na anywhere m huru ya,m ga emeru ya ahu.Fromuk/pres m ga agbaji gi ukwu anywhere i see you.

Biko pres omere gini, obu na imaghi na pres bu ngworo so kedu kwa nu ukwu nke iga agbaji zi.

uche_uche:

umunna ekele le unu o. ke ka unu mere? ejim aka na ihe nile na ga n'anya ya? ndewo nu. abum UCHENNA UCHECHUKWU, nwafo UMUOPARA-UGIRI, ISIALA MBANO na IMO. ya gazie nu o.uwa wu paw-paw.

hehe.a good authorbiography.Uche-dady nnoo.so ugiri no under Mbano?i always chekwara na ugiri no under Umuahia ka ugiri adi abuo?udo diri gi nwanne.

Toshhieeeeeeeeeee lekwa Mbano nille na acho gi .hehe.hapu ndi well wishers gi na picadilly street bia lee nwanne gi.

uwa bu paw paw na sweeet for ndi hotaranu  
uchenna ,ndeewo and ya gaziere gi too.  

presido1:

Biko pres omere gini, obu na imaghi na pres bu ngworo so kedu kwa nu ukwu nke iga agbaji zi.

i maghi ihe i mere m,okwa ya?
mgbe onu gi na agba ga pump ndi water board onitsha,i maghi?
ole ihe i chere mgbe i si na faky m e nweghi ugbo ala?
o mu si gi enweghi ugbo?di kwa careful oooo.m hapu gi today,i might not let you go next time.i forgive you cos taa bu sunday.

pres ole maka madam na amuazu?olekwanu ihe val m now?delay is dangerous.

ok owu ebe isi na onye nke gi na emepere gi ugbo ala hahahahaha am still suspecting you maka fake wu onye bus pass
Ka owu nwanne Drogba ka imere mean.

Ihe val gi no na nke ndi custom, odika aha gi nwere k leg na CIV lol

Uche-uche
anwunoo. imere ole eshi
okenekwaa

pres gbara ogwu gi nuoo.
i gakwara sabbath yesterday?
faky no nma with his whell barrow am so comfortable.nke m ji ka.

pres somewhere na afu m ufu.a maghim,anyway,ok.onu m sharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.
dont mind me.where went you kemgbe?amuazu kwanu?dont tell me you are avoiding the ajuju

ifyalways:

faky no nma with his whell barrow am so comfortable.nke m ji ka.

Mana whell barrow enweghi door now. anyway ode kwere "no food for a lazy man" na the whell barrow

presido1:

Mana whell barrow enweghi door now. anyway ode kwere "no food for a lazy man" na the whell barrow

hehe.
pres i gbuola m oooooooooooooooooooooooo
o dere ya,dekwa  " no condition is permanent"  na" relax your miracle is on the way !"
ole otu i si mara? i believe that you are skilled in that field too 
its all good,atleast,hes not alone in the biz.
don't go far,from our whell barrow,watch where we are heading to,just watch 

ifyalways:

ok.atleast i know where and how to choo ya.i hope its safe for me to ga alone to picadily street owu?hapi sunday,dede m.
faky,hmmmn,ire ncha. hapi sunday.

unu gwakwa pres na anywhere m huru ya,m ga emeru ya ahu.Fromuk/pres m ga agbaji gi ukwu anywhere i see you.
Otele,ikpe mu na gi diwagodu first.

Nne oma how u dey? Biko agala Picadily, because whoever sees u there the story would have a different headline. It wont be Ifyalways looking for Tosh, but rather Ifyalways in Picadily street - and that makes a lot of difference. Udochukwu diri gi.

ifyalways:

i maghi ihe i mere m,okwa ya?
mgbe onu gi na agba ga pump ndi water board onitsha,i maghi?
ole ihe i chere mgbe i si na faky m e nweghi ugbo ala?

A gu kwa ram the thing I was shocked. I was very much against Pres and his crew for insulting fake.  

After all wat is ugbo ala? The difference between Jeeps and Fakes Ugboala is that Jeeps run on 4 wheels while Fakes Ugboala runs on one. Cars have engines while Fake is his own engine. The man deserves credit for his effort.

Uncle Ikomi dalu.
ok, a naghim agazi i cho ya.he wud come home mgbe o gajuru.no place like home now.

pres/fromuk na otele are simply jealous n'ihi na ya e nweghi whell barrow.a gwala m ha,i wud only talk to them mgbe ya zutanwuru whell barrow ma obu even otu tyre ya,till then its finito.
i gakwara uka tata?ya gazie.