ok ekwerela m
Ikom na Presi bia ka m kworo gi na barrow m
No food for lazy man.

only 10p for 1 mile as you get money for bus
Anya ukwu di n'ogbe a di too much.

Unu niile hukwara Ifyu m mgbe O batara n'ama. Ebube ya jide unu niile. Onye o bula na-eju amu oyi.
Nani m ka obi kara. Ify ahu m owee dalikwatiya.

Unu cheburu na O na-ata aru.
Ugbua anya ukwu emewala unui.
Kwuonu ihe masiri unu
Love eburula anyi ka mmanya.
Ify werere chaa

Fake ngi nwe aka

Pres go and sleeep.okenye uru ala.ntoo gi

faky m,biko bia burum na wheel barrow luvvvvvvvvvvvvvv lets go mee uwa enjoy

ifyalways:

Pres go and sleeep.

You for come give me volume 10 now. Love nwa ntiti, ijewe ije love na ofoduru nwa ntiti etc

ok pres.chewe kwa the ogwu til i puo ogwu na isi. lol
pres luvvvv dey tora utooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 
i wish you know. 

ngwa ma wheel barrow sweetie,bia ga anyi si ebe a puo.
ka chi foo nu umu igbo dum. ka chukwu metu anyi niile aka ngozi na oganiru na izu a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJnJrULJO6E&NR=1

ifyalways:

ok pres.chewe kwa the ogwu til i puo ogwu na isi. lol
pres luvvvv dey tora utooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i wish you know.

ngwa ma wheel barrow sweetie,bia ga anyi si ebe a puo.
ka chi foo nu umu igbo dum. ka chukwu metu anyi niile aka ngozi na oganiru na izu a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJnJrULJO6E&NR=1

onye oma m. bia metu m obi ka m were relaxi a

ifyalways:

Uncle Ikomi dalu.
ok, a naghim agazi i cho ya.he would come home mgbe o gajuru.no place like home now.

pres/fromuk na otele are simply jealous n'ihi na ya e nweghi whell barrow.a gwala m ha,i would only talk to them mgbe ya zutanwuru whell barrow ma obu even otu tyre ya,till then its finito.
i gakwara uka tata?ya gazie.

Nne agakwaram ohh, the message was great. And one of the things the man said was that no beautiful lady should call me uncle Ikomi. Its like disenfranchisement. Like now if u leave Fake or Tosh it means I cant have a go, cos ur excuse would be am an Uncle now.  

Infact iwe abialam.  

Ikomi:

Nne agakwaram ohh, the message was great. And one of the things the man said was that no beautiful lady should call me uncle Ikomi. Its like disenfranchisement. Like now if u leave Fake or Tosh it means I can't have a go, because your excuse would be am an Uncle now.

Infact iwe abialam.

Ikomium ka o bu Iko-miri!!!!
lmfao

igbo ndi oma m ji eme onu,gudevening.
mana cherekwanu,gini ka a na akpo gudevening na igbo?o bughikwa gudnight ooo,gudevening?o bu uhuru chi oma ka o bu otu ndi owerri siri ekwu umu ibe unu a nola? ok umu ibe unu anola eeeeh 

hehe uncle ikomi.ebelebe igba !
lekwa anya ma agwa gi,i huru gi na pres/fromuk,e were m unu abuo ka nna na nwanne nna na ebe a  a trusturu m unu abuo karia panti na crotchet di m na ahu.even sef,a sigodi m gbara oto noro unu abuo na okpa,m ga eme ya n'ihi na ama m na o nweghi ihe meganu.ma i choro ya ma i choghi ya,uncle ikomi you are and would remain to me  otu obara na agba mu na gi na ahu,infact uncle gudevening. 

o nwere onye huru oziomatv ? o no somewhere e preach gospel nwanyi ooooo.ozioma a chola inu nwanyi na ike na ike.ozi nwa mama,don't forget us ,umunna gi when the nwa ada finally says yes to you.

toshieeeeeeeeeeee,ole kwanu ebe i gara?e mezinam udika ihe a i na emem biko.o kwa i ma na e weghim obi?come home to me plssss 
Darfur,pres,nnenne,GC,fesse,iceblue(nwuye di m ),nwando,echelon,youngies,Zandra1,uche uche etc ka chukwu gozie ma keep us this week. 
romanus,hmmmmn come and make it wet now.you scarce ooooo,one rove !
kashiff nwoke ilu,ole gi kwanu?bia gwam okwu na ilulu biko.ya gazie bros.
faky nke naaani m,all 4 you 

ifyalways:

a sigodi m gbara oto noro unu abuo na okpa,m ga eme ya n'ihi na ama m na o nweghi ihe meganu.

Chei biko nu bia noro na okpa m noffin mega, eziokwu noffin ga eme only someffin ka anya mu ga afu
Biko aga kwala na nke IKOMI, the man dikwa bad ooooh omaghi kwa onye nwuru anwu akwa na akwu .
Godevening but uhuru chi oma

Kedu kwa nu ngbe fake ga asi mia noro na okpa without ur skirt, obante,croshet na ihe ndi ozo.

Papa pres uhuru chi oma 
ole maka umuazu na amuazu?
hapu,papa pres,i huchala ihe niile,site na mgbe m na agba oto asa ahu till ara a putawa till m gba aji na secret places,you saw it all so . . . .nuffing mega.
am so safe with you and uncle Ikomi.
fake knows that too,hes not bothered.i hutula nanni mu na tosh/Otele/ozioma /boys ndi sharp amu here na mbu without fake surfacing?  impossicant!,these boyz di bad mana gi na uncle Ikomi are not only diplomatic and disciplined,we are same of same.

igbo bu igbo uhuru chi oma ooooh

ok ka m giri kwe ujo kwere
Agara m loo akpu now, i for invite u to join me but fake si na ina agwo ofe obu ya mere nji akpoghi m ngi.
Achoghi m ina extra soup.
Kedu aji secreti ina ekwu maka ya? obu nke a ina ete kai-kai that time ka onwe ike iputa osiso

lol.
ole ebe gi na fake na ahu sef?fake gwara gi na amaghim esi nri,same fake gwara gi now na a nam agwo ofe eat alone,quench alone.e siri m ofe owere sef with enough ugba na eju  uwa bu pawwwwwwwwwwww-paw.
yes,the aji a putana and that is all tha counts.faky na ekele too 
mana pres,kai-kai a na eme aji oputa?a choro m ikpa aji sumwhere,o mu use kai-kai?.but that thing is inflammable,mmadu eme chowa aji gbuo onwe ya.

ifyalways:

mana From na uncle Ikomi are not only diplomatic and disciplined,we are same of same.

igbo bu igbo uhuru chi oma ooooh

Thats a very big compliment, a disciplined man is 50% success all he then needs to it is the blessings of God, and definitely he would be the happiest for it. I know From would be turning and tossing in his bed tonight. Look Ify u have given From a big compliment. 

And thanks for the Info, I always thought From is from Rwanda. From Ina asukwa Igbo?  Nevermind.

bikonu gaa chotanu toshman nwa mama o. kemgbe nurse abali ji gbaa ya ajoo injection onwebeghi onye huru toshman. bikonu o dikwa ndu ee?

toshman . . . toshman . . . . toooooooshmaaaaaaaannnnnn eleeee giiooooooo.
anyi achoola gi ka ebe a na acho visa ahughi gi.

i nwere abscess n'ike gi? ka o bu na akpa amu gi ka de abscess mere

presido anyi ga enye nightnurse fine maka injection o gbara tosman

Fake agwa go felimbobo ebe tosh bi na address ya so felili ewere buso tosh agha.
O'na adi m ka agha felimbobo eriela tosh
Darfur idi sure na aka gi anoghi na ihe mere tosh

unu a na ehikwa ura eeeeeeeeeeeeh 
toshieeeee m ura a puola m na anya mgbe m chetara na you ma sweets no somewhere alone in d cold ugbu a  lotaaaaaaaaa buko 
    toshieeeeeeeeeeee 
infact i would take d risk ihe ga eme ya me.acho m tosh aga city center ma o bu picadilly street or even a ulo felimbobo ugbu a.faky excuse moi please iwe ewela gi 

. . . kpom kpom kpom,o nwere onye no ebe a?
ole ebe ha gara?o nwere ihe mega happen somewhere?
owu boolu?owu picadilly?owu city center?owu dollars?owu pounds?
gini mega ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh 
ok,ma a noro nani m now.its time to go tru profile onye o bula 
toshieee:he likes woman more than food,very very easy going.score 7   
papa pres:he likes woman but heavy eri ago,easy going.score 6 
uncle ikomi:hmmn i tara akpu oo,ok he likes women small,very easy going.score 6 
oziomatv huru nwanyi kwee ogu  ,easy going tho,score 5 
darfur:secret ogbu ni igwe ,very easy going.score 6 
faky huru nwanyi mee ka o dighi ya nma but after o zoro ezoro ga chuo ya.  score 8 
romanus:hmmn,smooth operator ,easy going mgbe obi di ya nma only score 5
youngies:highly akpulized. like food esp akpu karia nwanyi,esy going sha.score 6
echelon:strictly e nweghi efe nwanyi,oji ilu alu ogu.easy going.score 9
kashiff:hehe.oji ilu achu nwanyi ,easy going man. score 6
  oooooooooooooooooooohm kedu kwanu ebe unu gara?am bored oooooooo.
ok, agaje m ama egwuregwu now,anyi niile ga ahu there 
ohaneze ndi igbo uhuru chi oma. 

ifyalways:

papa pres:he likes woman but heavy eri ago,easy going.score 6

Bia Ify ihe a obu kiss ka obu gini, onu gi a ijiri kiss onu fake jiri kiss felimbobo ka iji were na enye m kiss(This one qualifies for okwu nta bi ire). Abeg stop am.
Odika i'nweghi nsopuru abi? like say old man no dey ur village. I ma kwa na abu nze nwata
Anyway ole nke maga nu?

papa pres i dey ooooooooooooooooooo
m ga emekwanu gini?
a nom na a manage tosh na enjoy fake
uwa bu once afterall.
ole otu i mere?echekwam ma agbara ndi ARSENAL 4 kpondo ozo
ole maka umuazu na amuazu? _{i wud keep asking even if you keep evading it}
i huru tosh?ihe a eyighi ije ya at all,he wud always do peep in like a love-vendor to say umu igbo unu anola mana nke a a naahughi ya,i hope na hmmmmnonu m sharrrrrrrrp
mma nwanyi bu di luga ya
ugwu nwoke bu nwanyi o luga. _{dont ask me where this comes from}
presssssssssssssssssssss am fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,Jah na achi mgbe dum
enjoy d kisses as it comes biko

hehe press chere m ka m too first,a duzilam di thing ugbu a ime dugbue m 

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=bGIp3gVuslY&feature=related

egwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu di utoooooooooooo.make we tell our younger onesssss.infact make we sef wait tilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 
fake na tosh make una take note.a naghizim eme ozo bukonu.onye si na o gahi eche,ya gawa jare

Ify ana m ele boolu Liverpool na Inter-Milan and chelski na Olympiakos not sure of the spelling. Switching from one channel t anoda.
Ka anyi kpaa l8a biko.
for chick not for lipb4 fake enye m tusa tusa.

ifyalways:

uncle ikomi:hmmn i tara akpu oo,ok he likes women small,very easy going.score 6 

Make una see Ikomi see Wahala ohh.

Bia a roro'm gi?  Since u've been giving to Fake and Tosh, a rotu lem gi? 

Ichookwa nyem its okay,  but aroooommmmm gi. 

umunne m eeh. alotalanu m ooo. ike ka na afu m ufu injection nightnurse gbara m

ka ga hie ura. ify m biko ihu night nurse kuo ya ihe. ogbajiela m ike m.

LoL
Ify o soso m ka inyere nnukwu 5 points? Jehova bu eze

Umuigbo ibe m asi m ka m gwa unu nile na onweghi ihe n'eme, na udo di

Aga m ebido n'ebea were sonyere unu na owu a

ifyalways:

echelon:strictly e nweghi efe nwanyi, o ji ilu alu ogu.easy going.score 9

I dikwa sure? 

@Uncle Ikomi, even you Brutus ?i chefuola,mgbe anyi no na ukwu udara na umuahia,o kwa i yoro m then.anyway,ihe m kwara gi then still stands "a naghim enye gi ! "
@pres,ole ndi meriri ibe ya na boolu owu?a nurum na ndi obu kpondo Arsenal nwere egwu tata.e legam ya anya anya sha.gud evening
@toshieeeee,babieee m.gini ka gi na nightnurse megidere o wee metuwe ike gi aka so tey obi kara gi i gosi ya ike oma gi? infact gawazie,a choghizim gi again.a naghim eri nri eriforo erifo.
@Romanus,ndeewo.hapi to have you around nwanne.
oziooooma,hmmmn i sorola nwanyi laa final.e lega m eyez eyez only
@echelon,yeah,obi kara m.a di sure
@all,ka chukwu gozie and keep us all.

ifyalways:

@Uncle Ikomi, even you Brutus ?i chefuola,mgbe anyi no na ukwu udara na umuahia,o kwa i yoro m then.anyway,ihe m kwara gi then still stands "a naghim enye gi ! "

Good line very good line.

You must know anaghim aga na ukwu udara. My two actions wu na ukwu osisi ugba, the third one wu na uzo iyi. Anaghim aga na ukwu udara. so ma owukwara Shaggy "It was'nt me".

ifyalways:

@toshieeeee,babieee m.gini ka gi na nightnurse megidere o wee metuwe ike gi aka so tey obi kara gi i gosi ya ike oma gi? infact gawazie,a choghizim gi again.a naghim eri nri eriforo erifo.

ify nke nani m (mu na fake? ). agwara m ya na ewere m fever, ya si m bia n'ulo ya n'abali. m bia ya ewere injectiongbaa m n'ike oma m , otele oma m , ify nightnurse di jealous of ihunanya anyi

ify m ooo, onye n'emer'anyi jealousy, osukosu nwa mkpi ya biko dogbuo ya. . .
selense . . . . . ify m, guoro ha egwu a


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4-yZI8bcro

umu igboooo uhuru chi oma nuooooooooooooooooooo
Jehovah bu eze
ihe ndi mmadu na a dokasi onwe ha over,na echegbu onwe ya for God has given me freeeeely na anaghim ego.
Jehovah a goziwom nne nyere m ara. hes been tooo gooood to me.
Ononeneyi mere gawa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.aka m di na elu.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-VvpAn5M6I

Uncle Ikomi,ok kam kweta na it wasnt you mana just like ndi egwusi kwue 'you are not man enough for me '
toshhieeeee,ok.i forgivve you now mana hmmmmmm,ok
moreeeeeeeeee music bukonu,Jah na achi.

biko papa pres a hurum Uzzyan na main mkt Orlu and o zirim ozi m zie gi.
lekwa anya,o sim gwa gi na odiela this tin enuf,gi meharia ahu now b4 ya bia gwa multitude ihe merenu.a maghikwam what went on where but all i know is that,hmmmmmmmn ezi m ozi m zie eze,as an obedient gal m wu,i wud do so.

i misssssssssssssssssssssssss nnenneigbooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
onye huru ya ,gwa ya biko.
i miss her lots.
@God bu eze.

kpom kpom kpom,o nwere onye no hia
let me guess ebe ha gara:
toshieeeeee no na city centre ugbua na agba "uwa bu paw paw" with felimbobo
papa pres no na nke nda ulunma a consume palmmy na ele ndi anti gwem gwem gwem.
uncle ikomi no ebe a na agwo ugba na 'ihe niile' na picadilly street.
oziomatv na na bathroom with foto TOH .
romanus no na nke tantie 'home away from home' ekwe na isi
darfur no na etiti umu nwanyi kenya abuo now,na ekwo onwu na ndu. lol
otele no na ala nro now,suffering from hangover.
youngies no na elu nkwu now.palmmy tapper
echelon no with ndi okenya,na akpa na ilu na ilu
kashiff no na a cram d next lines of ilulu o ga atu na ilu thread. lol
faketan no na window felimbobo na eche ka tosh puta ka o . . . babieee m
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy umuigbo gudevening oooooooooooooooooooo.

biko ma a jukwa.N'ala igbo,o buru na okpara ezi na ulo a rubeghi ulo nke aka ya,o lubeghi nwanyi then onye o toro na nwoke a choo ilu nwanyi na ulo nke ya,o di nma?how do you guyz see it?o nwere ike i butere ya o gba ahara?o ya chewe till okpara a luo nwanyi?what should he do?
hmmmmmmmn nnenne umu igbo niiiiile i miss you.o dikwa nma?
pres o kwa gi ka m na aju