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Husband Store by favour5(f): 10:03am On Jul 29, 2006 |
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . , you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . . . . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! |
Re: Husband Store by iice(f): 1:13pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Third time seeing this joke, funny lol |
Re: Husband Store by bluenubian(f): 1:40pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
yeah seen it b4 thank God i dont have to read it again, funny tho |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:14pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
wonderfuk |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:24pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Sorry i meant wonderfulp |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:29pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:31pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by iice(f): 2:34pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Chaiii easy o , jst modify ur post if u make a mistake |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:34pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:35pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by iice(f): 2:36pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Arrow! |
Re: Husband Store by yug: 2:36pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
Wonderful yes wonderful |
Re: Husband Store by tomsa: 2:51pm On Jul 29, 2006 |
sorry |
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