Dayjhihannon01: *enters thread with his long black pipe*....... Here we are *coughs*

Xtarxhyne: low battery

At this pivotal moment of your life

Ok don't worry,,i'll chose for you

naijaboiy:

At this pivotal moment of your life

Ok don't worry,,i'll chose for you

kilokeys: Dechandel, the jewel of the universe
how else can i elucidate your charm if not by the four elements?

AIR
You are as cool breeze to sunstroked soldiers
in d very heat of sambisa

my heart flutters like d wings of d woodpecker
my breath, lost as i get a whiff of your sweet nectar

WATER
Naigara falls short of your strength and beauty
the Iyada stream envies your serenity

the glint in your eyes makes me glad
Tears down your cheek makes me sad

FIRE
I am drenched in d rain and still feel your scalding
In wet September i got hit by love's lightning

the embers of your flame arouses my youth
the floods spared me only to be scorched by you

Earth
you, my love , were made from d finest sands of elegushi
with the tone and depth of soils from Auchi
Clayed and baked in heaven's kiln
with gold dust strewn on ur skin


I'll serenade you with my guitar
Give you roses and chocolates

If i can afford neither,
I'll pick your choice vegetables
Serve you the juice from freshly-cut cocoa pods
while i play your favorites with the native flute

I'll cross the Naira land and Yen river
to hold you in my embrace
trudge over Umuahia to Saudi arAbia
to give u you a gold necklace

dechandel, my angel
why should My son and Your daughter be strangers?

when they can be brother and sister.

MuhdG: @dygeasy can we proceed

dechandel:
And i will trudge over Sambisa to Iran to get the gold necklace
I am blushing furiously
So natural

Neldrizzy: Naijaboiy abeg dat weed remain, pass am come abeg.. Mak i tak calm my nerves.... #seats behind the door, puffin seriously...

naijaboiy:
I can write mine for you if you want

harlos:

MisterLongman: You better take it easy....... Make the smoke no pass through your anus

dechandel:
And i will trudge over Sambisa to Iran to get the gold necklace
I am blushing furiously
So natural

naijaboiy:

At this pivotal moment of your life

Ok don't worry,,i'll chose for you

kilokeys:
My sweetheart no foncuse o. did I write it that way? read again

MisterLongman: You better take it easy....... Make the smoke no pass through your anus

naijaboiy:
Hehehehe...they don't call me khalifa for nothing.

*wraps weed*

Oya take am

khalifa no dey wrap give pesin... Oya take am we go believe you

Elantracey:


yes i want

I just hope you'll be intelligent enough to understand my own...

daveP: (enters with entourage) can i acclamatize to my surroundings? (fans away annoying smoke) too many pipers blowing!! (sees tejubabyface on d stage nodding as a contestant reads from a paper, he quaketh and trembleth) why does he quake? Tell him to relax na (sits on rocking chair)

Xtarxhyne: hehehehehehehe
CNT wait

Neldrizzy: My running mate is not around.... Dygeasy replacement sharp sharp...

Xtarxhyne:

Why una just dey bend nose

naijaboiy:
I just hope you'll be intelligent enough to understand my own...

Neldrizzy: My running mate is not around.... Dygeasy replacement sharp sharp...

Xtarxhyne: cool down bro

MuhdG: Missberrypop.

I am but an ordinary man who has felt extraordinary things.
Its like seeing a light at the end of a dark tunnel, but on reaching the end of the tunnel only for me to find out that its the radiation of ur beauty.

Ure d only woman who makes my legs shake whenever I see u.

I get scared that u wud melt just from d way I'm always staring at your beauty. Sometimes I get scared to touch u coz it feels like u wud break. Ure a woman so soft, tender, fabulous, caring........ Infact every word of good virtue bows whenever ur name is mentioned.

Ure above any amount of money coz if a price tag is to be put on you, the world would go broke. The sun they say is the brightest but even it envys you.

Missberrypop, I might not be the best man, the type of man u dream of, but give me ur heart and I will be anything u want. I will be there to give u warm hugs on a cold day. I will be by ur side during the bad and the best times. Even if ure wrong, I will be there to prove u write, I will give u my shoulder to cry on. I will work hard just to give u the best kind of life u want. I will stop at nothing just to see u smile.

Missberrypop, if I have u today and I die a minute later, I will lay in perfect peace coz I will feel fulfilled in my grave just knowing that I had u during my lifetime.

I love u missberrypop, would u be my woman?

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