djeezy: your other phone, ok o. U don dey expose d truth. Anyway sha be fast.

naijaboiy:
what's funny about the picture of a man crying ?

daveP: (strungs guitar twice, signals to band members; flutist begin intro as audience look calmly)


Say you only miss the light when its burning low


only miss the sun when it starts to snow

Only miss your lover when you let her go. (pauses and nods at vocalist 1 to brace up)


only know you youve been high when you feeling low


only hate the road when you missing home


only know your lover when you let her go..... And you let her go owu o ooh ooh ooo oooh owu oh yeah


staring at the empty seats, same ole empty space in your heart


whatever you touch surely dies (strings guitar, as a musical tempo prepares to spark off, two men drop their mugs of beer, two more drop their wraps of weed) ..........

Touching

MuhdG:

Lol.
Maxa baka xo kayi supporting na ba

Cheriepet:

Oya harlos remember dat d bride price will b paid to me

congrats dear....

marieolae: it jus made me laugh..stare @ it for 5 seconds, if I hear say u no laugh

Baby i've stared for hours un-end but I didn't laugh...
Men don't cry...

But when they do...

Dygeasy: It's partly because we didn't create a new thread and because the participants didn't stick to time.

cooljoe: again she asks me one of dose rhetorical qstns dat make me go "waow". Men, dese boys r really repin der hood. M beyond impressed

jamilkb:
eyyH.. na bar wayar ne akan nairaland.. yanzu nadawo,ya akai chibwike ya ma overtaking?

ideology: When will ladies edition begin?

Xtarxhyne:


.abeq task am well

claireshan: Lol what truth again? am back

naijaboiy: [size=24pt]BORED!!![/size]

Xtarxhyne: still awake cos of neldrizzy n claireshan o



yawns

Cheriepet:

better tell am make him bring blank check na we go use our hand fill d amount we want

MrsBreezy:

Lol a question you won't answer?

Lol I swear hehe well imma eat my ice cream and watch

claireshan: Really??

Tamudo:
Oga jb don finish am oooooo. Kia! Imagine say I be spc......

RuudNisterooy: Here’s a little task for you my ivyy:
I want you to read this, in your most romantic voice..
And allow it minister to you .
Did you just smile? It’s a pity I can’t see that dazzling smile at the moment…
It’s okay now my lady, you can stop smiling.. let’s get serious!
****************************************************

*Takes her hand and looks deeply into her bright eyes*

Tonight I type in red, ‘cause they say it’s the color of love..
I don’t do stereotypes, but for the fair lady I place every protocol on a lock-down tonight..
The lips can tell unquantifiable lies…
The eyes may speak the whole truth, not.
But the words that the heart bids the hand put down should never be doubted…
I’m not going to woo you with my words… do not pay them attention..
I rather want you to pay attention to my sincerity… Put on those love glasses that Zeus never provided his beloved, and peruse on the ‘words’ behind my words…
They, vain as they seem, are not intended to flatter you..
They are rather meant to expose the truth to the world/NL..
I won’t say thou art a beauty to behold; that the world/NLers can see already..
I wouldn’t say you are a sight to behold; who in the world/NL doesn’t know that?
Neither will I extol your many virtues… it’s like telling the world/NL that white is white; they already can see it. Except those who are color-blind.
Those who do not see your inner and outer beauty are beauty-blind.
I’ll rather tell them and you what y’all don’t know…
That…..
Somewhere, a man in all his imperfections wants you to complete him…. That man is me!
A man wants his shoulders to be the pillow you cry on… I’m that man.
A man treasures and savors the moments you spend online.. again I tick this box.
A man stalks your profile, just to steal lustful glances at your face captured in ‘jpeg’ formats…. I know I’m a sinner.
A man wants you to be a part of his happy and rough moments…. That’s me!
A man wants you to be all of his and more…. How did you shoot that cupid’s arrow? It hit me senseless on the left side of my chest…. Right through to my heart…
Now I’m in a critical state…
How can the birds sing so sweetly, when the words I speak are incoherent?
How can the wind blow so gently, when the breath I exhale is ragged..
Why do I love you so? I can’t say – it just happened, and I think it’s the most beautiful thing.
A thread started it, a glance at your profile revved it up and a single post from you sealed it.
On the night it happened, I tossed and turned in my bed , wondering what it was that took my sleep away… and I could think of only one thing – it was your love.
People think you aren’t active here because you’ve made less than Three Hundred posts.. what they don’t know is that you only post to make meaningful contributions..
They don’t know you’d rather remain silent and watch, than make a meaningless comment.
They fantasize about your body and the things they could do with it, without ever acknowledging your most powerful asset – your mind…
Your mind is made of gold.. and that is no hype!
You’re the perfect definition of a beautiful lady… As flat as that sounds, it is nothing but the truth.. even the world’s greatest antagonistic lawyers can argue against that not.
You sure make the world realize that there’s a huge difference between a ‘beautiful lady’ and a ‘beautiful woman’.
There are things I can’t say, and things I don’t know..
But I do know I want you to be the rainbow that colors my sky..
I do know I want you to be the shadow that has my back…
I do know I want to be the reason those dazzling smiles illuminates your face…
I do know I’d rather fall for you a million times over, than fall for a million girls..
*kisses her on the forehead* You can stop smiling for a bit now love, the radiance of your smile is a torture.
I do know we both have our flaws, but I also know that together we can work things out to an almost perfect level. To a level that is sure to make even Romeo and Juliet go green with envy.
And I do know I want my world to revolve non-stop around you.
I can’t promise you the world, because no matter how hard I try that’ll be impossible to give… but I promise to make you my world…
I can’t take you round the world, but I promise to make you the centre of the world…
For you I can take on difficult tasks like scoring all the goals in a football final match, winning all the bouts in a boxing match against ten opponents… just to lay the trophies at your fair feet.
All my life, mama has always told me “Son, the moment will come, someday, when another lady will take precedence in your life”
And Ivyy sugar, if you’re that lady, then you’re worth every bit of my attention.
*Drops her hands.. Goes down on a knee*
Te amo, please complete me!
From: Ruudnisterooy
To: Pretty ‘fineapple’ ivyy. #MuchLove

RuudNisterooy: Here’s a little task for you my ivyy:
I want you to read this, in your most romantic voice..
And allow it minister to you .
Did you just smile? It’s a pity I can’t see that dazzling smile at the moment…
It’s okay now my lady, you can stop smiling.. let’s get serious!
****************************************************

*Takes her hand and looks deeply into her bright eyes*

Tonight I type in red, ‘cause they say it’s the color of love..
I don’t do stereotypes, but for the fair lady I place every protocol on a lock-down tonight..
The lips can tell unquantifiable lies…
The eyes may speak the whole truth, not.
But the words that the heart bids the hand put down should never be doubted…
I’m not going to woo you with my words… do not pay them attention..
I rather want you to pay attention to my sincerity… Put on those love glasses that Zeus never provided his beloved, and peruse on the ‘words’ behind my words…
They, vain as they seem, are not intended to flatter you..
They are rather meant to expose the truth to the world/NL..
I won’t say thou art a beauty to behold; that the world/NLers can see already..
I wouldn’t say you are a sight to behold; who in the world/NL doesn’t know that?
Neither will I extol your many virtues… it’s like telling the world/NL that white is white; they already can see it. Except those who are color-blind.
Those who do not see your inner and outer beauty are beauty-blind.
I’ll rather tell them and you what y’all don’t know…
That…..
Somewhere, a man in all his imperfections wants you to complete him…. That man is me!
A man wants his shoulders to be the pillow you cry on… I’m that man.
A man treasures and savors the moments you spend online.. again I tick this box.
A man stalks your profile, just to steal lustful glances at your face captured in ‘jpeg’ formats…. I know I’m a sinner.
A man wants you to be a part of his happy and rough moments…. That’s me!
A man wants you to be all of his and more…. How did you shoot that cupid’s arrow? It hit me senseless on the left side of my chest…. Right through to my heart…
Now I’m in a critical state…
How can the birds sing so sweetly, when the words I speak are incoherent?
How can the wind blow so gently, when the breath I exhale is ragged..
Why do I love you so? I can’t say – it just happened, and I think it’s the most beautiful thing.
A thread started it, a glance at your profile revved it up and a single post from you sealed it.
On the night it happened, I tossed and turned in my bed , wondering what it was that took my sleep away… and I could think of only one thing – it was your love.
People think you aren’t active here because you’ve made less than Three Hundred posts.. what they don’t know is that you only post to make meaningful contributions..
They don’t know you’d rather remain silent and watch, than make a meaningless comment.
They fantasize about your body and the things they could do with it, without ever acknowledging your most powerful asset – your mind…
Your mind is made of gold.. and that is no hype!
You’re the perfect definition of a beautiful lady… As flat as that sounds, it is nothing but the truth.. even the world’s greatest antagonistic lawyers can argue against that not.
You sure make the world realize that there’s a huge difference between a ‘beautiful lady’ and a ‘beautiful woman’.
There are things I can’t say, and things I don’t know..
But I do know I want you to be the rainbow that colors my sky..
I do know I want you to be the shadow that has my back…
I do know I want to be the reason those dazzling smiles illuminates your face…
I do know I’d rather fall for you a million times over, than fall for a million girls..
*kisses her on the forehead* You can stop smiling for a bit now love, the radiance of your smile is a torture.
I do know we both have our flaws, but I also know that together we can work things out to an almost perfect level. To a level that is sure to make even Romeo and Juliet go green with envy.
And I do know I want my world to revolve non-stop around you.
I can’t promise you the world, because no matter how hard I try that’ll be impossible to give… but I promise to make you my world…
I can’t take you round the world, but I promise to make you the centre of the world…
For you I can take on difficult tasks like scoring all the goals in a football final match, winning all the bouts in a boxing match against ten opponents… just to lay the trophies at your fair feet.
All my life, mama has always told me “Son, the moment will come, someday, when another lady will take precedence in your life”
And Ivyy sugar, if you’re that lady, then you’re worth every bit of my attention.
*Drops her hands.. Goes down on a knee*
Te amo, please complete me!
From: Ruudnisterooy
To: Pretty ‘fineapple’ ivyy. #MuchLove

marieolae: mee too..today is soo dry

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