chibwike: ok, lemme set the ball rolling. I was in church one day, and there was this girl dat was just staring at me, any time i look at her, our eyes wud meet. I was like ahn ahn, wetin happen, why dis girl dey look me lyk dis, though i was happy sha, coz the girl was very beautiful. I decided to concentrate on the preachings and forget about the girl. But to my greatest suprise at the end of the service, the girl sister came to me and said her sis wants to see me. I was like oww ok,and i followed her immediately.


When i got to where the girl was, i now had a full picture of her, mehn she was drop dead georgous, her eyes were somthing else. then she started by saying "i have been looking at you and you ve been looking at me". Ok, do u attend dis church, bla bla bla, i came here for dis and dat, am a student of dis and dat, you knw girls talk na, then she was nw said, i think i lyk u, me was just mute tru out., feeling fly. Well i played along, we dated for smetime, and then she went bck to sch, nd we kinda lost contact. Its was really a nice experience, i felt loved and i was really happy, while it lasted.

sauceny:

U shuld also b asked dat same quest,cos if u hadn't bin visitin various thread/topics,u wuldn't have found him ova heir.

alexis007: ...guy....typo errors plus 2much 'ions' in ur essay...u be welder?

MizMyColi: Lolest.

I've never had to do that
Back in the day, I used lotsa greenlighting tho'

Babes are not smiling anymore

sauceny:

My guy calm down abeg,na wetin sef¿
I hate u,bloody liar #87MissedCalls.

cococandy: Never wooed any guy before.
Now it's too late

robonski15:

Bro u made me laugh so hard. Thanks for making my day.

Hackin: this guy, u don't dissappoint at the mentioning of ur name.

LoL,,i don't understand

jaybee3:

Dbestmax:
I cud ignore Obama's call for a BBA show

AriDsexy:
Same here,some comments on NL will just "kill" u.

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

cococandy:
Yes ke.

Or should I start with you?

Hello handsome (smiles and flutters my lashes at him)
I've been watching you from the corner where I sat during the church service.
You're such a wonderful choir master.

Can I have your number?
I want to register to join the choir.
Do you hold private practise at your home?

willbob: Liar of the Week

01emek: She know that i love food alot and she wanted to use it and bribe me. When the food came,i humbly devour it, and she was like ''Baby i want to tell you some thing'', she started '' baby the first time i saw you, i know am gonna face a stiff competition and am.....

Before she could finish talking, i interrupt her '' pls wait, wait, baby it is forbiden for a girl to woo a guy in my village'' she shouted '' and when are you gonna ask me out'' before i could answer her, another girl walk into my room with a plate containing rice.

jaybee3:

We can start by doing mouth to mouth test so as to determine the strength of your vocal cord

Emperoradrian: Mine was in a frend's bday party at yankees,i was among d organizers.....wen i got to d venue,d class of gals i saw dia,made me loose hope of catching a gal dat nite,cos all d babes dia were too classy.i jst walked to d bar section and stood dia,den 1 lady walked up to me and said Hi,,i replied hello,and den she said again "u r fine and tall" i replied tnk u...bt d lady was older dan me,though she was pretty....she collected my number,after d party,we went clubbin,she bought all d drinks and suya we had,after dat she requested to follow me home in d mornin bt i refused....i've also had numerous oda advances,bt i dnt utilize most of dem.....im an ex seminerian,i still hav all dos seminary life in me.

theMusicNerd:



Benedicamus Domine... Ex-Seminarian too.... Keep the Code, Carpe Diem.

ShagariAbacha:
Mehn guy u dull o.

Codedboy95: Dundee United

theMusicNerd:



Benedicamus Domine... Ex-Seminarian too.... Keep the Code, Carpe Diem.

keandre:

ex seminarian? u were expelled?

casket: There is this babe I met in the hospital where I am currently doing my training , she happened to be a daughter of one my unit patients though the man is late now.
I had this serious crush on her the first day she came to see her dad in the hospital but I kept my feelings to myself...professional ethic.
Her dad spent like 2weeks on the admission before his demise, so we do see frequently but our interraction was purely professional. I used to give her dad extra attention and that made her mum to like me.
Her dad died about 2 weeks ago and we never saw after then.
5 days ago, this babe sent me a request on FB , I accepted and started chatting.
We chatted for like 3hrs yeserday evening and she was telling me how much she likes me , my professional conducts and attitudes to patient.
it seems we are moving on a fast line now but I am getting married this december. ......God help me, I am playing with fire ..

theMusicNerd:


Somewhat.... Doctrinal issues

uchdollar111: Omo, one babe for my street don toast me, seduce me, open everything tell me say make I just enter I no gree enter she try am like three times, since then, she come make me her worse enemy I learn my lessons never to let opportunity pass me by again. Anyway, check out
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