NIGERIAN DICTIONARY

WORD. MEANING
ABACHA’S LOOT: LOOT THAT IS ALREADY
LOOTED

JOURNALIST: THAT FIERY CRITIC OF
GOVERNEMNT WAITING TO JUMP AND
BECOME AN APOLOGIST

LAW: MADE FOR THE MASSES

NFF/NFA: THAT CASH COW THAT IS
ACCOUNTABLE TO NO ONE

NEPA/PHCN/EDC: COMPANY THAT BILLS
YOU CRAZY FOR PROVIDING
MEEGAWATTS OF DARKNESS

THERE IS GOD: WHEN SUPREME COURT
FAILS YOU

POLITICIAN: THAT FULL TIME MAN/
WOMAN IN GOVERNMENT BUSINESS

MUSICIAN: STEPPING STONE TO BECOME
A POLITICIAN

ARMED ROBBER: A CRIMINAL THAT IS
NOT IN GOVERNMENT

NATIONAL AWARD: GOVERNMENT
PATRONAGE TO ITS RAPIST PATNERS

DOLLARS: MORE RECOGNISED LEGAL
TENDER IN NIGERIA

NNPC: GOVERNMENT CASH COW

PDP/APC: DIFFERENT SIDES OF A COIN

PUBLIC SERVICE: THAT FAT, LAZY
BUREAUCRACY