Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley (1872)



He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)



He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)



Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)



Anyone who graduates without experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)



He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)



Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)



Drinking Garri doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)


He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)


No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)



Anyone who reads this without laughing is either looking 4 job or needs money Badly - Barack Obama (2014).




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We are already tired of thhs joke,how many times would it be posted

i never heard of this joke,this is funny,