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Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by 7low: 3:37am On Nov 09, 2008
"The Sloppy Drunk" Eli is back with the story of a dirty old drunk who wont stop taunting an innocent bar patron.

http://fliiby.com/file/120183/qovx55mqae.html
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 4:46am On Nov 09, 2008
OMG!!. . ur wahala is too much sef. . angry
u want mi to click on dat link n' what next?? leave mi jor
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 4:48am On Nov 09, 2008
i spent 2 seconds on dat site n' my brain got dehydrated (Reason: BORINGGGGG) tongue
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by krama(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2008
Thanks for sparing me the time
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 10:01am On Nov 09, 2008
"love ur neighbour as ur self" surely is working here, thanks dude, Was about going ther smiley
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Gabry(f): 2:51pm On Nov 09, 2008
Kpele ohh poster. my finger became obesed that it got too heavy to even click that site. sad
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 9:10pm On Nov 09, 2008
u always was too fat
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Bbeee: 9:12pm On Nov 09, 2008
hmmm lipsrsealed
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 9:26pm On Nov 09, 2008
abeg talk, here no be for disables. grin, if na mouth odor dey prevent you, closeup get 20 naira own now. grin
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 10:38pm On Nov 09, 2008
lmao lloll. . . . . cheesy
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Gabry(f): 4:43am On Nov 10, 2008
Chase, just because you look like a Good Year tyre does not give you the right to categorize me togetha with you nna. See jelousy for hia angry
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 4:48am On Nov 10, 2008
come again. . tongue
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 7:49am On Nov 10, 2008
what she means is that, just because am Atheletic and fit like a brand "Good year tyre" brand doesnt mean i should tell u guys how fat she is or make her feel bad 'bout her size.

anyway gab am srry bout that, but you gotta exercise and take time on the chocolate bars and Kwunu., leave Kwunu to the guys
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 8:27am On Nov 10, 2008
Oh. . i git it nw
leave gaby jor. . she looks great in her size n' will look even better if she puts on more weight grin
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 8:29am On Nov 10, 2008
Yeah Right? sad she'll look beta wid her size,, talk about the "Big and Beautiful"
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 8:31am On Nov 10, 2008
shhhhhhhh. . **whisperin** gaby is sleepin, dont let her hear u Oo
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by cbase: 8:37am On Nov 10, 2008
dont worry i know, she's a heavy sleeper and she evens snores like a train on its last run home, she cant possibly hear us, 'cept her hamster ears are the very Extremably Low Frequency (E.L.F) ones wink
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 8:52am On Nov 10, 2008
Oh, i cc. . dat explains why d fire alarm beside her bed never wakes her up
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sylve11: 9:50am On Nov 10, 2008
Sima u r so fast in doing things
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 9:51am On Nov 10, 2008
lloll. . things like what?
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Nautillus(m): 10:11am On Nov 10, 2008
. . . .and the boredom countinues
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sylve11: 10:16am On Nov 10, 2008
Nautillus:

. . . .and the boredom countinues

mr spicer please spice up this thread.

sima:

lloll. . things like what?

I can't xplain how but
baby, believe me u r damn smart and i love u for that. kiss
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 10:21am On Nov 10, 2008
thnks honey. . kiss
4 dem loners, make dem bore dere life out undecided
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sylve11: 10:52am On Nov 10, 2008
baby hence forth your name will be pweety. Do u like it?
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Gabry(f): 11:08am On Nov 10, 2008
cbase:

what she means is that, just because am Atheletic and fit like a brand "Good year tyre" brand doesnt mean i should tell u guys how fat she is or make her feel bad 'bout her size.

anyway gab am srry bout that, but you gotta exercise and take time on the chocolate bars and Kwunu., leave Kwunu to the guys
sima:

Oh. . i git it nw
leave gaby jor. . she looks great in her size n' will look even better if she puts on more weight grin
cbase:

Yeah Right? sad she'll look beta wid her size,, talk about the "Big and Beautiful"
sima:

shhhhhhhh. . **whisperin** gaby is sleepin, don't let her hear u Oo
sima:

shhhhhhhh. . **whisperin** gaby is sleepin, don't let her hear u Oo
cbase:

don't worry i know, she's a heavy sleeper and she evens snores like a train on its last run home, she can't possibly hear us, 'cept her hamster ears are the very Extremably Low Frequency (E.L.F) ones wink
sima:

Oh, i cc. . that explains why d fire alarm beside her bed never wakes her up

LMAO!!!! grin grin grin Classic! grin
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 11:10am On Nov 10, 2008
sylve11:

baby hence forth your name will be pweety. Do u like it?
kiss kiss dats one of my middle name. . n' i still like it cool
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 11:11am On Nov 10, 2008
@gaby. . shocked is dis u or ur ghost?? shocked tongue
u don wake finally . . grin
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Gabry(f): 11:11am On Nov 10, 2008
shocked coughs  lipsrsealed

na waaa to you oo grin
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sylve11: 11:15am On Nov 10, 2008
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 11:19am On Nov 10, 2008
gabrywyl:

 shocked coughs  lipsrsealed

na waaa to you oo grin
wetin do mi nw . . grin wink
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by Gabry(f): 11:20am On Nov 10, 2008
Sima, why you make Stan confuse now?
Re: Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 17 by sima(f): 11:23am On Nov 10, 2008
who is stan nw??

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