under bridge

@clemcy

i like dat

if i cash u ehn. .

sugarmuffin. . how're u darlin

I amp fyne nd u

if i slap u. .
i'm gud sha

who dey slap who?
hey ladies, Big Uncle C's n da house,

cbase:

who dey slap who?
hey ladies, Big Uncle C's n da house,

which kin yeye cockroach dey call himself monkey. . .

sima:

sugarmuffin. . how're u darlin

i'm not fine darling,i mean its so damn annoying that evrytime i come online u off.wish i could work on our time zones bstil,make the world stand stil.

awww baby. . u're right, it's reli annoyin
n' u're even off nw. . i'm sure u just left but it's aite honey, our day is comin
but i'm sure u're alright despite of all dat. .
i' have to go nw . . i've gat test tomorrow n' i have to wake up early, so stay kwl switluv

HEY Love miss roads, wake up and stop all this sloppy talks here, Una no no Romance street for Nairaland.
here na JOKE ESTATE.
see Agbero Sima dey act boti, Chai! chukwu ekwela ka ngwere gba Aji

lol

@wify
Its aite darling,our day wil definitely come.luck in ur test honey.drim gud.
@cbase
bad bello go kil u.

Opslag:

bad bello go kil u.

Ops my guy
when Ahmadu Bello begin come NLD, i think say the guy don kpai

@cbase. . u want make i woz u

Opslag:

@wify
Its aite darling,our day wil definitely come.luck in ur test honey.drim good.
@cbase
bad bello go kil u.

thanks hon. . i'm done wit ma test nw

Ray-sima:

thanks hon. . i'm done wit ma test nw

aww!isnt dat cool.u're welcome darling.so how did it go?

it wasnt bad. . it was just oK!
so how're u doin today hon?

I'm better today darling.what test did u have?was it wiv regards ur academics or ur health?

it was reagardin my academics. . , maths test
it was oK!. . . it went well. .

Ray-sima:

it was reagardin my academics. . , maths test
it was oK!. . . it went well. .

wish i culd se the present length of ur neck.

lloll. . .
i'll take a pix 4 u to c. .

U mean u realy want me to see how lng ur neck is aftr stretchin durin ur maths test?

When u said getin a pix,u dnt say it wud nid u to go offline,shud'nt have bordered.

awww lloll. . i went to do sumthing else not to take pix
n' lloll. . i didnt stretch my neck durin my maths test o

Sure?so how good are u wen it comes to mathematics?

welll. . i was better in maths last year but dis year's is managable

I've neva imagined being a mathematician u know.

lloll. . most fellas are not good in maths
i like maths but i'm too lazy to study it. .

When i askd wat u take me for,do u know wat i meant?

not really. .
what did u mean?