1]. Are U a player? - Yes CHELSEA FC wants tosign me next season* do they expect U 2 say yes?

2]. why do U wan't my Pin??- want to use it to burst balloon.

3]. Can U die 4 me?- My name is surely not Romeo

4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going todo?- Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia33105].

5.If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothingfunny will happen?- No,trust me we would just perform night vigil

6].Hope U won't break my Heart?- If u don't put it at the edge of the table...

7]. Can U take me out?- sorry are U in prison?

8]. Pls come and pick me..- like say she be beans.

9]. I think i've missed my period..- then ask the class captain for the next class!!!

10.] Can't you get a Car?- Did your father have a car when he was in college?
...FEEL FREE TO ADD URS... LETS GET THE BALL ROLLING

And soo?? mtcheww

Na when u go toast otondo gf na that time u go dy get this kyn messages/questions.

Dat number 10 jst gt me laughing

leshluap:
Dat number 10 jst gt me laughing

Can we meet after lecture today like say I b scarce comodity

lol

daresma93:
Can we meet after lecture today like say I b scarce comodity

lirusehn:

i thought i was going laugh

Chai...na ur post wan kill me wit lafta

1. Good night pals! (So? Na only u dem teach to dey greet?)

2. Am back pals! (So?make we dey jump?)

3. Am sick! (Go hospital! B4 hiv kill u)

4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha ur BF b mechanic?)

5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (THANK GOD!!! Make we rest abeg)

6. BBM is boring 2day! (Hehe Jobless pikin find work do)

7. Any lady/guy online? Ping me for a chat? (Until u bcom d next Cyntia)

8. Am back! Did u miss me? (Guy wey no even notice!)

9. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us)

10. Lagos on my mind (Ole!!! Na who go give u T fare u dey find?)

11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)

12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )

13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)

14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)

15.Am in love ( na today?.)

16. Am just so tired ( u get work b4?)

17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see?lol)

18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)

19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)

20.Am beautiful/Sexy and I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake nd ur aristo father so chop ur beauty)

21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)

22.Lecture in a bit ( so make we do wetin? Olodo after na last u go carry)

23. Exam thn( Olodo,na dubbing u kuma sabi. Book u no know) go write your carry over bone story.

24.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)

25.New me ( wetin be our business? A pig is always a pig)

26.Am tired of this life ( join Boko Haram na?) Ihotago!!