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Father In-law by paulabola(m): 11:38pm On Oct 09, 2014 |
Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect! . Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke. . Father-In-Law : You mean u drink & smoke and u’re here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage? . Man : Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club. Father-In-Law : U club too? . Man : I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing when I came out of prison. Father-In-Law : U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God! . Man : Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!!. . Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a killer . Man : Sir, It happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me to marry his daughter so I killed him. . Father-In-Law : U are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U’re absolutely the right Man for my daughter. Do you need money to buy the engagement ring and other things? |
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